Hisoka: you know, I really do love you~
Y/n: I love you too but if you don't stop killing people who talk to me I will cry.
Hisoka:......fine.......
Killua: you think you can hurt me.....I was trained to be an assassin from the day I was born. So no you cant
Gon: you think you can hurt me......my dad left me with my aunt to be a hunter....good luck.
Y/n: you think you can hurt me....
..my mom raised me ignoring me until I was 11 when she started screaming at me while also throwing things at me....so yes, yes you can hurt me.
Gon:
Killua:
Hisoka: I'm not posing like this because I like jojo I'm posing like this because I have SCOLIOSIS
Y/n: honey no.
Gon: neh neh killua
Y/n: gon that's all you've said for the past hour please stop.
Kurapika, banging on the door: open up!
Y/n: well, it all started when I was a kid....
Killua: no he meant-
Gon: let them finish.
Y/n: hey do you want to- stop screaming, it's just me. Do you want to watch shrek with me?
Leorio: I'M IN THE SHOWER
y/n: well when your done do you want to watch shrek with me?
Y/n: give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Gon: y/n that's not how it works.....
Y/n: I want a guy who's sensitive and caring, manly but with a loving side, you know?
Killua: *large explosion in the background with a couple dead bodies*
Y/n:
Y/n: I want that one.
Y/n: did the beat go off?
Y/n: I nut and then my meat go soft?
Y/n: her daughter's got the whooping cough?
Y/n: I brake and let the children cross?
Killua plugging gon's ears: OKAY ACTUALLY, FREESTYLE SLAM POETRY HOUR IS OVER
Y/n: illumi
Illumi: what?
Y/n: you kicked me in your sleep!
Illumi: who said I was asleep.
Kurapika: there are 7 chairs and 10 kids what do you do?
Leorio: have everyone stand.
Gon: bring 3 more chairs!
Killua: the most important one's can sit
Y/n: kill 3.
Illumi: you are......flower
Y/n: explain.
Illumi: makes me happy.
Y/n and killua reciting tik toks for fun:
Y/n: The volume in this astronomical is bus-
Killua:
Y/n: wait-
Gon: tale as old as time-
Y/n: memes as old as vine
Gon: beauty and the-
Killua: YEET
Y/n: ok serious question
Killua: go on
Y/n: so if I cut off someone's foot and hit them in the face with it am I hitting or kicking them?
Killua: holly shit I don't know....