The Pocket Book Of Comebacks...

By Bonzai_Tree

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This is a book that is full of comebacks, memes & quotes. Comebacks to use against insults, Memes to make you... More

Authors Note:
Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII
Part VIII
Part IX
Part X
Part XI
Part XII
Part XIII
Part XIV
Part XV
Part XVI
Part XVII
Part XVIII
Part XIX
Part XX
Part XXII
Part XXIII
Part XXIV
Part XXV
Part XXVI
Part XXVII
Part XXVIII
Part XXIX
Part XXX
Part XXXI
Part XXXII
Part XXXIII
Part XXXIV
Part XXXV
Part XXXVI
Part XXXVII
Part XXXVIII
Part XXXIX
Part XL
Part XLI
Part XLII
Part XLIII
Part XLIV
Part XLV
Thank You For Reading!

Part XXI

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By Bonzai_Tree

Date: 29.1.21

Person 1: If you dip it in chocolate, I'll probably eat it.

Person 2: What about a dead body?

Person 1:...

Person 3: YOU JUST HAD TO-

Person 1: I'm being a little more positive today

Person 1 & 3:...

Person 2: I could have said a murdered body...

Person 2: Or bodies

𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙

If you want to know what a man is like.

Look at how he treats his equals.

Not his inferiors.

𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙

Person 1 says fake sweet: Hi can we sit here?

Person 2: Sure...

Person 1, says fake sweet again: Thank You, Person 2

Person 3: When were you allowed to call them Person 2, after you tried to kill them & me? (Muttered)

Person 2 Elbows Person 3, they wince slightly and they shoot daggers at them.

Person 2 Mutters to Person 3: Play nice

Person 3 mutters back: I am playing nice, I haven't cursed them yet

𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙𝝯𝝙

Be at peace with yourself.

Only then will you be able to bring peace to others.

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