troye 🌸
so are u gonna tell us what the fuck happened last night
ariana 🤡
nothing happened
doug 🤬
ok so explain why harry and shawn spent the entire night competing for your attention
victoria 👩❤️💋👩
OMG i thought i was the only one who saw that
mikey 🏃
nah it was pretty obvious
doug 🤬
it was also obvious that harry was winning 💀
ariana 🤡
he may or may not have seen shawn and i holding hands and gotten jealous but i don't wanna talk about it
troye 🌸
wait WHAT
mikey 🏃
oh?????
victoria 👩❤️💋👩
remember when ariana said she would fuck shawn and marry harry
doug 🤬
she said i want it i got it 😌💅🏻
troye 🌸
so when are we k wording mustin bieber then
victoria 👩❤️💋👩
BYE 💀
ariana 🤡
i'm stressed
i literally can't do this i'm about to go on tour
troye 🌸
WAIT WHAT
SINCE WHEN
ariana 🤡
surprise? 🙂
doug 🤬
bitch????
mikey 🏃
what's happening
troye 🌸
man ariana's life is so complicated
ariana 🤡
thanks 🙄
victoria 👩❤️💋👩
i think touring is good
that way u can take your mind off stuff and just focus on the music
mikey 🏃
can we come
im gonna miss u🧍
ariana 🤡
fuck that do u wanna open the show
mikey 🏃
BRO YES
troye 🌸
VICTORIA AND I ARE SINGERS TOO THIS IS SO SICK
ariana 🤡
i need more than one opening act...
doug 🤬
do u happen to need me too
i can be a dog sitter
troye 🌸
a doUg sitter 😌😌😌
doug 🤬
shut the fuck up troye
ariana 🤡
bye????
u can all come
please come i need y'all 🙄😔
victoria 👩❤️💋👩
i'm so excited omg
ariana 🤡
me too 🥺
fuck men all i need is u
troye 🌸
that's cute babes but we still gonna get u some dick don't worry ❤️
ariana 🤡
goodbye