TITLE: Binocular Beach
GENRE: Humor
STATUS: For Sale
SUMMARY: "fur boots and a bikini on the beach. What is that girl thinking! Aren't her feet sweating?" I found it comical that my friend had binoculars on trying to see the boots girl laying on the beach. She was practically out of her chair.
"And what about her tan lines?" I questioned.
I shouldn't have asked.
"You are right! They are going to be awful! I need to go warn her." She threw the binoculars onto the sand and stormed over to the girl.
I tried to get a good view on what was happening, but couldn't see close enough. Picking up the binoculars I looked, but came in eye level of a belly button.
Removing the binoculars I looked up into my friends eyes, who was now covered in sand from head to toe.
I held in my laughter.
"Bad news, I think I got sand in my top. Good news, I got her brothers number." She smiled and waved the number in front of me. That time I did laugh.
That was when her love life started, and mine was no where close to starting...
Or that's what I thought.
Fur boots on a beach? Really people? Hahaha.