Alex: YOu'Re nOt my Dad
Laurens: i like turtles
lafayette: i'm in me mums car. vroom vroom
mulligan: mY DiCK FeLL ofF
burr: shhhHHHhhhHHHH it's not funnyyyyyyyyyy
Jefferson: thats what good pussy sounds like
madison: road work ahead, yeah i sure it does
peggy : hey terri, want some? this bItcH emPtY yEEt
king george: you aren't coming to my tea party? BETHANY I MAD BIsCuITs
washington: MOTHER TRUCKER DUDE, THAT HURT LIKE A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK watch your profanity
angelica: wHeN wIll You LeaRn? wHeN wIll You LeaRn? thAt YouR aCtIonS haVe cOnsEqUencEs
eliza: i love you bItcH, i ain't never gonna stop loving you biTch
philip: billy, your grandmas here. FUCK MY GRANDMA sorry billy....
lee: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL YALL AIN'T NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME
maria: the one with the girl in sunglasses