Shaak walked around the Kamino labs, and finished cleaning up from the inhibitor chip incident. The Kaminoans were tested for their loyalty, and most were completely unaware of the situation. She looked at some cadets, and watched them train.
"Hey General!" an annoying but familiar voice called. Shaak held her breath and turned around.
"What is it, Fives?"
"I'm back, that's what happened!"
"And?"
"I got drunk again last week."
"Fives, I told you, DRINKING MAKES YOU HYPERACTIVE!"
"Rex says that I was already hyperactive to begin with."
"True."
"You agree with him? Look, I was probably out of it when I exploded the kitchen."
"You are under exaggerating. You blew up that whole section of the building."
"Ok, ok, ok. I guess I blew it up the BUT IT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT!"
"So, you are saying that the 'green ham' was trying to kill you?"
"Yeah. The green eggs were trying to have revenge too."
"THAT WAS FOR YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS! They were reading GREEN EGGS AND HAM!"
"Oh, sorry. It looked creepy."
"Who even let you in the kitchen?"
"One of the long necks asked me to make them some pasta."
"Can't they just order a droid to do that?"
"I know, right! Like droids don't get scared. Do they?"
"They are droids. They aren't scaredy cats like you."
"I'm not scared! At least I fight on the front lines!"
"Um, well, at least I don't have identical siblings!"
"That's not much of a roast."
"I WASN'T BORN IN A LAB!"
"Oh, it's ON!"
Fives was about to tackle Shaak when he realized that someone was watching them and that she was a Jedi. The person laughed, and walked over.
"Fives, you and Mom argue like an old married couple," Echo laughed.
"ECHO!" they said in unison, one happy, one angry.
"Oh, I missed you, Echo! Tell your brother that he is a scaredy cat," Shaak exclaimed.
"I filmed the whole Green Eggs and Ham incident, and I made sure all of the clones can access a copy," Echo said.
"YOU WHAT!?" Fives yelled.
"Oh, tell the 501st that I order them to watch it," Shaak smirked.
"Yes, Mom," Echo said, then left.
"I hate you, General."
"And I order you to wear this Green Eggs and Ham armor the Kaminoans graciously made you."
Fives looked over and saw a green ARC suit with a green egg sculpture on the helmet, and a green ham drawn on the bracers.
"I hate you."
"And I want to see you wear this. That's an order."
Fives scowled and started putting on the suit. He would get revenge on everyone who started this.
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