Forget it
You must be kidding
I'm too tired
I need to go to the bathroom.
I lost my pencil.
I'm too dumb.
I lost my brain.
The ceiling is dripping and erasing my work.
My fingers are glued together with a hot glue gun.
And my feet are stuck to the ground.
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?