Aru Shah Oneshots, Part 3

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Title. @Hafsihalwa and I write these. thank you so much to everyone who read the first and second parts :) More

-With a Knife
What if There Were Two Rudys?
I Had a Dream About You
Rudy Is the Best Horror Movie Character
It's Usually Subtext
23.879 or Something Like That
*Dabs*
Then Suffer in Silence
I'm Twice the Woman You'll Ever Be
YOU BETTER EAT
An Angsty Teen With Issues
What Year Is It.
I'm Contemplating What Life Really Means
People Prefer Dogs to Giraffes
No Best-Friend-Feelings Involved?
Hot Milky (how do we keep ending up at milk)
The Mini Guitar (too bad mini isn't here or I could've made a pun)
NOOOOOOOO THE FORMAT IS BACK
Rudy's My Best Friend
A Grammar Lesson Turned Concert
I'm Not Looking Back
You Sound Like My Dad
*Pure Freaking Panic*
You're Completely Ruining It
Apologize, Child
No Touching
Next They'll Be Getting Friendship Bracelets
Brynne on Lactose Intolerance
Aru Shah, the Second Capsicle
Spiders? No.
Be Spafisic (that typo was purposeful)
I Learned About Dragons
Mini and Aiden are Realizing Things
Aru Shah, Boiler of Eggs
Self Control
Aru's Hobbies are Questionable
I Have a Lot of Questions
Beef Oven, a Classical Composer
My What Now?
It's Like Dying
More Than Life Itself
I Meant Like a Psychiatrist or Something
*Blinks*
*Ba-dum-ching*
That's a Coma
And Yet, You're Still Here
We Were Out of Doritos
You Have Aiden
What Did I Just Witness??
What Was I Supposed to Do?
I'd Never Felt Happier In My Life
I Would Put Them in a Boat
You're Gonna Have to Be More Spafisic
Inclusive, to the Point, and Dramatic
Look at Brynne
Oh Jeez... I Have Gone Soft
DUDE
Rudy is a cinnamon roll and that is all I need to say
I Can Smell Sounds
I See What You Did There (Milk Is Back)
One of Them Told Me She Loved Me
Hello Problem Child
He Has a Point
Sometimes I'm Asleep
Does Anyone Have a Translator?
This Is Doing Wonders For My Back
That's Indescribable
It Hasn't Really Been My Day...
An Alternative Fact
I Am Disappointed in Both of Us
And Now... To Toxicate It
I Wouldn't Even Classify it as a "This"
This Means Nothing
Try to See This From My Perspective
Help, I've Fallen
You Want Me to Use Rocks?
I'm Really Into Dark Humor
You Psychopaths
He's Our Most Valuable Member
Just Like You, Life Is Short
Aru Used to Call Me That
Then You Licked the Swing Set
I'll Handle This
I Can't Help You With That One
I Will Behave
I AM IN CONTROL NOW
You Wanted Fake Blood?
Why Are You Crying?
Aru Is Now Frozone
How Many?
May I Have My Freaking Spectacles
I Earned This, Back Off
This Is Not Fair
I'm Gonna Wear it Forever
It's a Cuteness Battle
... Do it Again
Brynne Needs to Chill
It's Magenta, Actually
What's Your Last Name Again?
You Literally Just Set the Kitchen on Fire
I don't have words anymore
AUTOCORRECT IS A LIFESAVER
I Would Sell My Soul for You
She's Talking to You
Can't Relate!
Georgia?
Not Everyone Can Spell, Nikki!
Not You sPeAkiNg, Rudy!
✨5'4" Vibes✨
I hate dentists
Please Go Home
A Grave Mistake
The Way Aru Died
I'm Not Gonna Sleep For Three Days
I Heard You Like Bad Boys
But Is it a Crime?
She's Just Making Up Words
I don't wanna do titles
It's a Simple Question
Kill Them
Aru Has Interesting Thoughts on Things
That Says Another Therapy Session
Another Therapy Session it Is Then
Thanks for Coming to My TED Talk
Something Is Wrong. Very Wrong.
That Poor Therapist
Where Are Brynne and Aru?
Rory
Just Mad at the World
I Am Not Going to Share
I Broke Down on the Way Here
THIS ONESHOT IS VERY MISLEADING
Didn't She Hate You?
The Anxiety Express
We Finish Each Other's....
Oh, Look at Me, I'm Aiden
Should I Be Running?
But We're Stupid
Brynne Is Murderous and Rudy Didn't Know
There's a Right Person???????
FEbreeze
*Closes the Window*
*Smacks Rudy's Head*
Problems
I Make a Mad Pani Puri
I Am the View
Sheela is so cuteeee
Sheela's Being a Little ✨Sus✨
Brynne on Relationships
What Did You Do, Brynne?
I'm back against my will
Brynne On Rudy's Ego and IQ
Hope and Dreams are Overrated
I'M BAAACK (bye!!!!!!)
Who Threw Aiden Off the Moving Staircase?
Brynne On Rudy and High Fives
Sheela's Acting a Little ✨Sus✨, Part 2

You Speak Italian?

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By Geeky_Bibliophile

Nikki: Questa è tutta colpa tua!

Aru: I know, I know.

Nikki, surprised: You speak Italian?

Aru: No. I just know the phrase " this is all your fault" in every language.

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