Jack's POV
I wonder if i should respawn during battle or after?
I did promise Unicorn-chan that i'll be back, but i'm so laaazy (author : y'all are problably now realizing why i haven't updated in ages)
But, i keep my promises so i quickly star to scroll through my vast collection of ships and select Yamato, and then i put on this beautiful camo
(author : i know it's not camo but it's pretty beautiful, a shame that it's a premium ship meaning a shit ton of noobs bought this ship, pain)
I might be mistaken as a siren, but that's the excitement in this! Hehehe
I'm gonna slap a bitch
=entering battle=
POV change, 3rd person point of view
As Enterprise was about to engage Kaga and Akagi, blinding light had suddenly sprung out from the spot that Jack had sank
As the light started to dissapear, there stood Jack in her full glory, with rigging far too big for her body
Though Jack didn't seem bothered by the new rigging, rather she was excited and blood thirsty for battle
The reaction of Azur lane was expected, shock, awe, confusion, and fear
However everyone at the battlefield soon noticed the blue carvings along her rigging and body
The starter gang didn't seem to fear Jack, just shock, afterall she did "die" right in front of them
Akagi : "h-how are you back!? I HAD SUNK YOU!"
Jack looked towards the two fox sisters and giggled
Jack : "i said i'd respawn, didn't i?"
However, both sides then aimed at her, excluding (most of) the starter gang
Enterprise : "so you were a siren?"
After Big E-
Had said that the majurity of the shipgirls started aiming at her
Jack : "......... I really should have thought about what camo i would use ;-;"
After Jack had said that she aimed her rigging to both sides
Jack :" well girls, this ain't my first rodeo-"
Just as she finished talking, a 500kg bomb exploded in her face, covering her in smoke from the blast
Silence ringed around the battlefield as nearly everyone was dumbfounded by the sudden explosion and sudden elimination (as fucking if) of Jack
Enterprise then aimed her bow towards the sisters and said
Enterprise : "leave, or suffer the consequences"
As the two sisters started to retreat a battleship shell had suddenly slammed into Kaga, launching Kaga across the water
Jack : "OH HO HO HO, I'M GONNA ENJOY STABBING THE HELL OUTTA YOU, YOU GIANT FLOATING BUCKET OF KFC!"
Enterprise whipped her heads towards Jack in surprise
Enterprise : "what? How! That was a direct hit! You should at least be out cold!"
POV change, Jack's POV
I'm going to stab her, many, many times
The bomb may have barely dented my health, but that HURT!
Ater this battle i'm getting outta Azur Lane to go explore the world~! First spot being the Russians, Northern whatever it was
Coming back to reality, i flipped a bird at big E and started sailing out of the harbour
Everyone : "WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"
Jack : "on a vacation!"
Hearing the blast of cannons i turned slightly to the right and continued onwards, hearing the splash of shells slamming into the water behind me
Slightly turning my head, i saw Prince of wales charging towards me, i redirect my 3 turrets towards her and fired
RNGesus then redirected my shells towards her turrets, completely destroying them
Jack : "consider that mercy"
Let's keep the fact that i basically missed the intended spot i aimed at to myself
Ignoring the incapacitated warship, i left the harbour basically unharmed because they kept staring instead of attacking, it was very creepy
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Wait, where are the two foxes? Eh, problably escaped already
Opening my menu, i decided to return to harbour and select a different ship and location
=returning to harbour=
=congratulations, player has unlocked sci-fi ships=
Chotto matte, this changes everythi-!
=warning, player can currently only use destroyers due to expirence=
.......... Why must you hurt me this way system?
=plot=
Oh...... Okay then
Ignoring the very blatant wall smashing texts, i opened up the sci-fi tech tree to see only 1 ship unlocked, obviously i imediately bought it
=SHIP NAME : SPEARHEAD=
........ Isn't basically a re-skinned-
=no questions=
Yes ma'am
Quickly equipped SPEARHEAD i opened the map and spawn near the Northern Parliament territory
=relocating player=
Popping into existence, i take a breath of cold and start violently coughing
Jack : "cold, ver cold"
Opening my inventory, i snatch a THICC hoodie and put it on, making me look like a very shady loli
Jack : "nice"
This should make me look totally not sus
I start up my engines, sounds more like a turbine to be honest, i sail towards the unknown, yes, i turned off the mini map
I'm gonna regret that later but meh, future me problems
-time skip brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS-
Drinking the hot chocolate i brought out my inventory, i look around the vast sea to see ice, icebergs, and glowing tentacle
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Hol'up
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End of the chapter you lovely degenrates, it's been a while, i've finally unlocked jets and heli's in war thunder, i've gotten a yamato in WoWs, and i'm still VERY tired :D
Also, when we get to Iron Blood territory, eventually, i wanna ask if you want to equip the friedrich der große to see what reaction you'll get from the big mom? Or the bismarck rigging?