Author: This was requested by MattieLiwag
Elizabeth: Please no
Meliodas: Nope!
Diane: Wouldnt that make you guys step siblings? Or, wait, I guess Elizabeth isn't related to the Supreme Deity
Ban: The big SD
King: So, this isnt an awful ship, but I dont think anyone wants to see them together
Meliodas: Definitely not me
Merlin: But what offspring would they create? For experimental purposes, I have to ship
Meliodas: Skip!
Gowther: Merlin, you cant just say stuff like that. That's the Captains father you're talking about
Merlin: Well he's dead anyway
Escanor: M-Miss Merlin, I think Gowther is trying to say that you're being too insensitive about this
Elizabeth: That's right, skip
Diane: Skip
Ban: I'll skip this once
Hawk: Skip. I might not like Meliodas all that much, but it's still his family
King: Skip
Gowther: Skip
Escanor: Skip
Author: So, Zeldris, you havent said anything in a hot second
Zeldris: That 'I hate you' feeling is coming back
Author: Wasnt me who requested this
Zeldris: But you did start this whole thing
Author: Shhh, shhhhh
Zeldris: Skip