x chat:
tofuinmytummy: hey milk i like your shirt
tofuinmytummy: how much did it cost
milkbutmakeitbread: 200 coins :D
tofuinmytummy: okay
tofuinmytummy: do you mind if we match?
milkbutmakeitbread: omg wait that would be so cool :D
[milkbutmakeitbread sent you a friend request.]
milkbutmakeitbread: hkcejlroap accept my friend request /:)
[you accepted milkbutmakeitbread's friend request.]
tofuinmytummy: okay i did
tofuinmytummy: only because i like your volleyball shirt
milkbutmakeitbread: okaaay cool! we should play together sometime
tofuinmytummy: okay
Hajime bought the shirt, changing his character into the teal colors matching milkbutmakeitbread's.
milkbutmakeitbread: aww it looks so good on your character :)
tofuinmytummy: yeah i like it
tofuinmytummy: ugh i have to go, you can use the game's messaging system to lmk if you wanna play more later
milkbutmakeitbread: you have to leave already? :(
milkbutmakeitbread: okay byeee i'll text you tmrw !!
[leave the game?]
[yes.]
x
"Hey, Iwa-chan, do you want to come over today?"
Hajime finished packing, throwing everything messily in his gym bag before barely managing to zip it shut. He turned towards his best friend, who was also just zipping up his much neater gym bag.
"Sorry 'Kawa, I have plans today."
Oikawa gasped, staring at Hajime. "You have plans? Doing what?"
"Shut up, I'm just going to play a game."
"You play video games in broad daylight?"
"Well, not normally, but-"
Oikawa huffed, rolling his eyes.
"Whateves, Iwa-chan. I'm just teasing you, have fun. Maybe I'll play some too!"
"Okay, bye 'Kawa, and don't stay up too late."
"No promises!"
x
[one new message from milkbutmakeitbread]
milkbutmakeitbread: hey tofu
tofuinmytummy: hey
milkbutmakeitbread: i know it's a little early to play, but :)
tofuinmytummy: okay
tofuinmytummy: i'll join you?
milkbutmakeitbread: otay :D
tofuinmytummy: otay?
milkbutmakeitbread: ohhh sorry
milkbutmakeitbread: force of habit haha, i have a tiny child nephew thing that cannot pronounce okay correctly
tofuinmytummy: aww that's cute
milkbutmakeitbread: he is cute, but he can be a little demon sometimes.
tofuinmytummy: i don't know a lot of kids but my best friend has a younger nephew who is a turd
milkbutmakeitbread: children are turds ;-;
tofuinmytummy: for the most part
x
"Hey, hey Iwa-chan! Guess what?"
Hajime set his sandwich down, finishing his bite before talking. "What?"
"I made a friend!"
"Cool."
"You aren't going to ask for more details?"
"Am I supposed to?"
Tooru lightly punched his arm, squealing in the process. "Yes, duh! You're my best friend, it's your job to be interested in what I have to say!"
"Ugh, whatever. Tell me more about your friend."
"Well, if you insist, Iwa-chan! They're really nice and they hate children."
"Is hating children a necessary fact to share?"
"Yes, Iwa-chan!"
x, a few weeks later x
milkbutmakeitbread: hey tofu?
tofuinmytummy: yeah?
milkbutmakeitbread: what would you do if you fell in love with your best friend?
tofuinmytummy: are you assuming i'm not currently in love with my best friend?
milkbutmakeitbread: are you?
tofuinmytummy: yep
tofuinmytummy: are you?
milkbutmakeitbread: i think i am.
x, around a week later x
milkbutmakeitbread: okay well confirmed i am in love with my best friend
tofuinmytummy: welcome to the club
milkbutmakeitbread: ugh
tofuinmytummy: ugh?
milkbutmakeitbread: ugh.
tofuinmytummy: why ugh?
milkbutmakeitbread: well y'know
milkbutmakeitbread: he won't ever like me back
tofuinmytummy: and you know this how?
milkbutmakeitbread: well he kinda hates me
tofuinmytummy: i doubt he hates you
milkbutmakeitbread: why are you lecturing meeeee
milkbutmakeitbread: what about you?
tofuinmytummy: what about me
milkbutmakeitbread: well you said you were in the same boat, right?
tofuinmytummy: yeah
milkbutmakeitbread: so are you two dating then?
tofuinmytummy: i wish
milkbutmakeitbread: well have you confessed to them?
tofuinmytummy: ...no
tofuinmytummy: but it's different
tofuinmytummy: he's really pretty and kinda famous in the volleyball world and in our school so he has flocks of girls around him
milkbutmakeitbread: you're a college or high schooler?
tofuinmytummy: high school
milkbutmakeitbread: oh me too
milkbutmakeitbread: wait he also plays volleyball?
tofuinmytummy: yeah
milkbutmakeitbread: wait wait show me a picture
tofuinmytummy: no
milkbutmakeitbread: why not :(
tofuinmytummy: he already has tons of fangirls, i don't need to add you to the list of people he would chose above me
milkbutmakeitbread: but it's otay because i'm already in love with someone else
tofuinmytummy: ugh
milkbutmakeitbread: at least give me his name :(
tofuinmytummy: he's a very popular setter from miyagi
milkbutmakeitbread: ..kageyama tobio
tofuinmytummy: pfft no
milkbutmakeitbread: good because that would probably make you shrimpy ;-;
tofuinmytummy: wait you thought i was hinata from karasuno?
milkbutmakeitbread: not really but the king is pretty popular here in miyagi
tofuinmytummy: wait you also live in miyagi?
milkbutmakeitbread: yeah?
tofuinmytummy: djcaeclfl you so probably know him
tofuinmytummy: wait i've probably played against you
milkbutmakeitbread: oh woaH
milkbutmakeitbread: what year are you?
tofuinmytummy: 3rd
milkbutmakeitbread: ohhhh me too!
tofuinmytummy: okay i'm not giving away my name online but i'm an ace
milkbutmakeitbread: i'm a setter :D
tofuinmytummy: wait so you're a third year setter from miyagi
milkbutmakeitbread: yes
tofuinmytummy: so wait
tofuinmytummy: do you go to shiratorizowa?
milkbutmakeitbread: i am [ ] this close to blocking you for that assumption
tofuinmytummy: i'll take that as a no
tofuinmytummy: so you're not semi eita
milkbutmakeitbread: absolutely not
milkbutmakeitbread: omg please tell me you aren't ushiwaka
tofuinmytummy: no
milkbutmakeitbread: okay good
milkbutmakeitbread: wait we got off topic we were trying to figure out who you like
tofuinmytummy: ...ot
milkbutmakeitbread: o i k a w a t o o r u
tofuinmytummy: waitjgifa
milkbutmakeitbread: i'll take that as a no haha
tofuinmytummy: uh you see-
milkbutmakeitbread: ;-; so you're oikawa tooru's best friend i-
tofuinmytummy: waijtnac;lkejfh'jailn no
milkbutmakeitbread: omg
milkbutmakeitbread: does that make you iwa-chan
tofuinmytummy: ofnlajnfef okay wait
tofuinmytummy: wait wait no yes
milkbutmakeitbread: ?
tofuinmytummy: yes that is me but only he gets to call me that fjlelae
milkbutmakeitbread: aww that's cute iwa-chan
tofuinmytummy: /:( don't call me that
tofuinmytummy: oaky but now you see why i will be single forever
milkbutmakeitbread: tell him
tofuinmytummy: no
milkbutmakeitbread: yes tell him
milkbutmakeitbread: tell him at the playground you guys used to play at when you were in elementary school
milkbutmakeitbread: tell him in the rain under the pretty big tree so it's just like how you met him
tofuinmytummy: omnffjsrhak wait
tofuinmytummy: sugawara koushi?
milkbutmakeitbread: mr. refreshing?
tofuinmytummy: w h a t
tofuinmytummy: wait no who are you
milkbutmakeitbread: tell him :p
tofuinmytummy: wtf no he would react awful
milkbutmakeitbread: no he wouldn't
tofuinmytummy: uhh yes he would
tofuinmytummy: no offence but i think i know my best friend better than you
milkbutmakeitbread: no no i'm sure
milkbutmakeitbread: he'll just say "aww iwa-chan, i like you too, let's get married and have 2 kids that will also play volleyball and the older one will be the team captain and the younger one will be a libero."
tofuinmytummy: wtf
milkbutmakeitbread: we graduate in a month
milkbutmakeitbread : do it
tofuinmytummy: ugh
tofuinmytummy: should i?
milkbutmakeitbread: yes
milkbutmakeitbread: i'll tell you who i am after
tofuinmytummy: waljencakle
tofuinmytummy: i'll do it, but NOt because of you
milkbutmakeitbread: yeay!!
x
"Okay, well, this is harder than I thought."
Oikawa turned his head around, almost running into his best friend trying to untangle himself from the swings.
"What, Iwa-chan?"
"I love you."
"Aww iwa-chan, I like you too! Let's get married and have 2 kids that will also play volleyball and the older one will be the team captain and the younger one will be a libero."
"Nope, I'm done, I'm done, what is my life anymore-"
Ping
[one new message from milkbutmakeitbread]
milkbutmakeitbread: oikawa tooru :)
x fin
okay ;-; sorry all i've payed my attention to the past few days has been acnh and christmas shopping, but i'm back with, (surprise, surprise), more iwaoi :)