Lincoln: *spoilers for Final Fantasy 13, I may or may not do a full story.* Everyone...let's combine our power, as one...I know it wasn't easy but-
Lori Yun Oreba: You really think we'd just abandon you after all of that!? We're family, whether it meets that blowhard's approval or not!
Leni: It's not about the size of your heart...its how you use it that matters.
Luna: We must fight for the future!
Luan: It's no fun living in a world suppressed, without laughter and joy!
Lynn: Even if we fall, others will take our place, and they will fight just as hard as we do!
*the younger ones were safely spirited away to a safe zone in Eden, so they are safe by this point.*
Lincoln: As a once famous pink haired woman said..."FIND YOUR OWN ROAD TO HELL!"
Orphan: Hmph, we will put this to the test, then!
Lori Yun Oreba: Well, here's something you can't literally accomplish, even with all the power in the world!
*they bring out their summon crystals, and one by one they summon their Eidolons.*
Orphan: Something's different...about these particular-wait a minute...THEY'RE-!
Lincoln: They can combine. Kind of a missed opportunity to do that in the games though...BUT EVEN SO! With our combined strength, we will break the chains that you enslaved us with!
All: 6 INTO 1, COMBINE!
*tv static*
(a.n: Oh how I really wish Square Enix did a Megazord tribute in the trilogy...)
Lynn: *is clicked on* Hmm?
*she is clicked on again*
Lynn: What, is there something on my face!?
*click*
Lynn: *temper flares* Stop CLICKING AT ME!
*click*
Lynn: What just cause I'm next to the back button, I'm supposed to do something!?
*click*
Lynn: *Growls*
*click*
Lynn: *Incandescently Angry* STOP CLICKING AT MEEE!
*you know where this is going*
Lynn: Alright, that's IT! *she rushed the camera and breaks it causing several camera crew to scream in fear as her rage ignites to new heights!*
*tv static*
Lincoln Freeman: *Half-Life* WHY DID WE USHER IN THE GREEN APOCALYPSE!?
*tv static*
Maggie Greystorm: Wait...its ALL EARTH!?
Lincoln: Yeah, it is...always has been, you're an astronaut Maggie, h-how do you not know this!? YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS FOR 10 YEARS YOU FU-
*tv static*
Chandler: Welcome, to Jurassic Loud Park!
*the scene reveals a bunch of Lenis running Velociraptor style, some Lanas grazing, Lolas showing off, Lucys upside down like bats...its a paradise for them. Suddenly, a pack of Maggies run past the visiting tourists.
Lead Maggie: Run! A Lori has been spotted!
*a Giant Lori roars like a t-rex!*
*tv static*