warning: vulgar jokes
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bokuto lwk sus
(2:51 am)
HI BITCHES
kenma✨💖
stfu no one wants u
ouch🥲
i pretend i do not see👩🦯
kuroo says otherwise🤔
bokuto😽
WTF IS UP WITH THE GC NAME
its fax
kuroo🥵😻
yall woke me up for this?
AND FOR WHAT?
sup seggsy😩😻🙄😀🤚😔
kuroo🥵😻
*day 1 flashbacks*
oh hell naw
we were so fucking cringy🤢🤮
kenma✨💖
agreed
kuroo🥵😻
no one asked for ur opinion luv
damn we do be cringy af🙄
hey kenma let's date intead😗
kenma✨💖
bet😌
kuroo🥵😻
wat?😀
kenma✨💖
cant help that i'm so fucking pretty🙄
kuroo🥵😻
streaks dhmu😭😔😒😩😢😤😫😖
bokuto😽
yoo LETS GOOOO
i have kurbro all to myself now😁
akaashi🥺
bokuto-san, go back to bed.
wait- YALL ARE SLEEPING
TOGETHER?😀
bokuto😽
bro sleepover😎
akaashi🥺
i- u-um yeah
kenma✨💖
chile y/n wannabe,
don't stutter over text ever again🤮
all these ho£$ wanna be me🤑
kenma✨💖
and here ur superiority complex goes🙄
kuroo🥵😻
pop off best frannn
but don't do my girl like that ever
again, or else i'm gonna be throwing
hands🙌
akaashi🥺
you cannot throw virtual punches,
kuroo-san.
you and y/n are together now?! :)
my ex ships us, i-
kuroo🥵😻
yeah :p
kenma✨💖
stfu mr. my crush rejected me at
first for my best friend, my gay
best friend is sadly prettier than
me, my girl finds yaku, kenma,
AND bokuto more entertaining
than me, i made out with my girl
then DIPPED 😀✌️
kuroo🥵😻
CHILE BEST FRAN DONT EXPOSE
ME LIKE THAT😭😭
OMFG
KENMA😭
and here i thot u were an uwu
typpa person when i met u😭🤚
kenma✨💖
"uwu" imma fuck ur dad typpa beat😽
kuroo🥵😻
KENMA
did u not know-
bokuto😽
bad move kenny mama😐
✨daddy issues✨
but u get points for being funny😹
akaashi🥺
y/n, stop using sarcasm and jokes
to cope with your trauma
SHHH😠
kuroo🥵😻
its alright now
she calls me daddy now😏
uh no🚪🏃♀️💨
wrong bitch?
kenma✨💖
the question mark on the end is what
tips me over😭
sorry for the joke ig🧍
ugh ur forgiven😒
bokuto😽
HEY HEY HEY
we have our first tournament in 2
days😜
akaashi🥺
indeed.
bokuto-san, you should go to sleep.
kuroo🥵😻
yall are cuddling without me?😭
i give great cuddles btw
kenma✨💖
y/n stfu, that was a bro thing😀
YOU STFU
ROASTING US BC U CANT COPE
WITH UR ISSUES
i-
I'M SORRY
IT SLIPPED OUT😭
U MADE A JOKE ABT MY DAD U
DIPSHIT
AND U KEPT TELLING ME TO STFU
SO U STFU
wait
im supposed to be apologizing
I'M SORRY BABE😭
bokuto😽
did i read the correctly?😭
kenma✨💖
i honestly deserved it😐
i'll stop w the irrelevant dad jokes
i wasn't offended by it tho
kuroo🥵😻
yall arguing at 3 in the morning
gives me life✨
same✨
kenma✨💖
same✨
bokuto😽
same✨
akaashi🥺
i'm going to sleep now.
bokuto😽
WAIT FOR ME
UGH
WAIT-
u two r so cute akjdjsja
the serotonin i never knew i
needed🥺
kenma✨💖
their relationship is more stable
than urs, y/n🧍♀️
kuroo🥵😻
yo we'll be meeting again at the
tournament 😏
i'll get to see bæ and daddæ again😩
kuroo🥵😻
damn u never call me bae- but
i'll take it
um-
kenma✨💖
she was talking abt ME u dumbass😽
apparently ur "daddæ🤢"
but i got bae and that's better😌
kuroo🥵😻
streaks dhmu round 2😭🤚‼️😩😓😥
😤😣
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the jokes above r not meant to be offensive, i hope u understand
this friend group is just the type to roast each other 24/7
i updated this midst my hiatus, i just got bored lately
‼️if u haven't already, plz go and check out my sakusa fanfic‼️
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