"How's the pregnancy going?"
"Awful. The baby keeps kicking, and I'm having some sushi cravings right now. One Spicy Salmon Roll, please."
*stifles a laugh*
"Of course, ma'am. Same price, same guy."
"What are you having for lunch?"
"Some pulled pork sandwiches. I recently got back into cooking and made some last night. They look pretty good, but I'm worried about the taste..."
"Oh? I didn't know you can cook. What made you stop cooking?"
"Nothing in particular. Just stopped for a while, but about three days ago, I was bored out of my mind and decided to cook myself something."
"Bam! Pulled pork sandwiches."
"Can you make me something one day?"
"Sure. I'm going to make you a freaking awesome meal—so awesome that even Gordon Ramsay himself will approve of it!"
"That's a big statement, you know. Gordon Ramsay is the ultimate chef. He's Bob Ross, but in the cooking world."
"I, Chef Nick, will surpass Gordon Ramsay. Just watch me!"