Made with Drugs™
karen pov
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i walk to store with otdayed coopon. i eter stor3 an grab bag of crispy crisped crisps and go to coooounter
''Hello, welcome to We All Die Someday™! How may I help you?'' A man with brown har like p00p an green eyes like that werd green p00p when u eat to muhch green stuff
''I HAVE COOPON...FOR CRISPY CRISPED CRISPS!!! it totaly not otdayed btw'' i sayed
''...Okay?...Sorry, this coupon is outdated-''
W H A T ? !
''GIVE ME CRISPY CRISPED CRISP R I CAL POLEESE'' I SAYED BIG ANGER
''MAYNAGER!!!!!!!!'' I CONTINUE
''Okay, okay ma'am, I'll get the manager.''
I WAIT FOR WOERKER TO GET MAYANAGAYR. THAEN I SEE HOWT MAN WITH SILKEE BLOND HAR LIKE MUSTARD AND LOVELY BLOO EYES LIKE THAT WERD MUSTARD THAT WERD MAN SOLD TO ME WHEN I WASS CHILD...
i calm now
''Let me see your coupon, ma'am.'' he sayed sooductevly
''o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-okay...'' i give coopon.
i smik sooductevly.
''This is outdated, but I'll let it slide for a cutie like you, m'lady.'' manannananamgayr said and gav me back (erase) mii coopon...i have biggggggee crush.
i walk beack homo with mii bag of crispy crisped crisps and eat the crispy crisped crisps with my mayo coloured hands.