Jokes

#34

There was once a boy who had to learn his ABCs
for school. So he went home and asked his mom what the 1st letter of the alphabet was.

The mom was busy so she said,

"Not now honey."

So the boy goes to his dad, who's watching the football game.

Boy: Hey, dad. What is the 2nd letter of the alphabet?

Dad: 49! 49!

So the boy goes to his big sister, who is talking on the phone.

Boy: Emily, what is the 3rd letter of the alphabet?

Emily (sister): SHUT UP! I AM ON THE PHONE!!!

So the boy goes to his little brother, who's watching Batman.

Boy: What's the 4th letter of the alphabet?

Little brother: Duh, Duh, (annoying but addicting theme song) Batman! 

So the boy goes to his little sister, who is watching Barbie.

Boy: Do you know what the 5th letter of the alphabet is?

Little sister: Beep! Beep! In my Barbie car!

Finally, the last thing for his homework, he had to find out the 6th letter of the alphabet. So he decides to go to the plumber who is trying to unplug the family's toilet. 

Boy: Mr. Plumber, sir. Do you know what the 6th letter of the alphabet is?

The plumber doesn't hear him because he is listening to a song on his iPod. When the song suddenly changes, he starts singing.

Plumber: Deep down in the toilet! 

The next day at school

Teacher: Jimmy? What is the 1st letter of the alphabet? 

Jimmy (boy): Not now honey!

Teacher: How old do you think I am!

Jimmy: 49! 49!

Teacher: You're going to the principal's office!

At the principal's office

Principal: Hello! I hear your learning your ABCs! What is the 3rd letter of the alphabet then? 

Jimmy: SHUT UP! I AM ON THE PHONE!!!

Principal: Who do you think you are?!?!

Jimmy: Duh Duh, Batman!
Principal: Do you really think you will get away with this!

Jimmy: Beep! Beep! In my Barbie car!

Principal: That's it I am calling your parents! Where do you live?

Jimmy: Deep down in the toilet!