Volleyboys || Haikyuu Chatfic

By boonyums

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y/nhateslife: you guys play volleyball right? jesus: yeah? y/nhateslife: have you ever gotten spiked in the b... More

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By boonyums

welcome to
neko-nekoma

→ Welcome, y/nhateslife. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

y/nhateslife:
huh
freaky

bedhead:
hi y/n
youre looking at the world's best group of men

y/nhateslife:
im already on ??? the karasuno group chat tho??

bedhead:
does it kill you to be nice
for once?

y/nhateslife:
yes it does
thats why im alive and thriving 😌

applepi:
kuroo?
who is this?

y/nhateslife:
hello fruit
i am y/n
a human unlike you :)

applepi:
hello human
i am kenma
and kuroo is a dumbass

bedhead:
hOW TF DO I GET INTO THE CONVERSATION

y/nhateslife:
when is anything NOT about you?

shortstack:
tf
why are you all messaging at 3am?
and who is y/n?

y/nhateslife:
ill do you one better
WHY is y/n?
eh? eh? 😏

tallpole:
MARVEL REFERENCE
I AM IMMEDIATELY RESPECTING YOU

y/nhateslife:
you should respect me the moment you come out the womb 😚😚

bedhead:
im older than you

y/nhateslife:
i beg to differ
whens your bday?

bedhead:
November 17
you?

y/nhateslife:
32nd of december 😌
no one knows my birthday and i intend to keep it that way

applepi:
hey y/n
you said youre on the karasuno gc?

y/nhateslife:
yerp
tanaka's a blonde baldie
noya's a half egirl
and tsukishima is the pile of salt i put on my chips

(british chips btw aka fries for those americans)

shortstack:
too much salt is bad for you

y/nhateslife:
sodium :)

applepi:
i can hear kuroo's laughter from my room

tallpole:
i dont get it?

shortstack:
youre lev -.-

applepi:
sodium's symbol is Na
she is saying 'nah'

tallpole:
OH
HAHA
i hate science.

shortstack:
i hate you :D

applepi:
hey y/n
do you play any games?

y/nhateslife:
among us, minecraft, genshin impact, roblox
you?

applepi:
roblox, among us, minecraft, metal gear

shortstack:
i do not understand but i will let this happen

tallpole:
jUsT kIlLeD a WoMaN
fEeLiNg gOoD

y/nhateslife:
IS THAT
A TOMMYINNIT REFERENCE HOLY SHIT

tallpole:
yes 😌

shortstack:
even lev knows?
nevermind this SHALL NOT STAND

tallpole:
rood 😤

shortstack:
learn how to receive before you call me rude
child

tallpole:
IM TRYING

shortstack:
not hard enough 👁👁

y/nhateslife:
i feel like im intruding
lemme just
💃🕳

lev:

shortstack:
go ask someone who cares 😌🤚

tallpole:
KENMAAAAA

applepi:
hey y/n
lets play mc

y/nhateslife:
yeye
go on vc

tallpole:
👁O👁

shortstack:
i told you to ask someone who cares ffs 🙄

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