Benji
April 8
10:44 pm
"Ion see how she gone get mad at me. She said she wanted to fight so when I slam her ass I'm the bad person" Meechie said while he shook his head and hit the blunt while me and shy was busy cracking up
"Now when that girl get her momma and daddy on you.."
"They can't beat my ass. I'll drop em too" Meechie muttered
"That girl probably sittin at home with a concussion and you wanna complain"
He sucked his teeth "I ain even slam her THAT hard. Just a lil bit so she could shut the fuck up."
"Did you at least make sure she was straight before you left the house?"
"Yeah. I threw her ass a ice pack before I left"
"This nigga" I laughed
"Where lil hendo at?"
"In the house sleep. You know Kay don't play that shit. She be wanting him washed and in the bed at 8. Talkin bout she want him prepared for school like he ain got a couple more years"
"Fuckin round with Kay. I can see Hendrix now... honors classes, hella clubs and community service"
"Voluntary... not the shit y'all convicted ass felons had to do.. picking up trash on the highway " Meechie pointed at me and shy. I sucked my teeth
"Fuck you"
Shy stood up at the back of his car in the process of rolling up another blunt "Meechie suck my dick nigga"
"And it gotta be you to say some shit like that" Meechie said while I laughed, probably high as shit at this point cause ion know how many of them shits we smoked
"It cause he lightskin ain it?" I instigated and Meechie nodded
"Mann hell yeah" he stood up out of the chair he sat in in the driveway "it's ALWAYS the lightskin niggas"
"Nigga still mad cause a lightskin took his bitches" shy chuckled
"Fuck them hoes! I got my ol lady at home"
"Might not have a ol lady or a home when you get back" I reminded him and he sat back down, looking over at me
"I ain lyin.. Mary probably gone kick my ass out for the night. Now I gotta be like shy and sleep on y'all couch"
Shy sucked his teeth, looking up at Meechie
"Meechie fuck you! Always got some shit to say. Lemme call Mary real quick"
"And tell her what? Cause she ain gone wanna hear it. She mad at all of us"
"Who the hell is us?" I asked him. He pointed at me, him and shy
"US nigga! Talkin bout fuck me and my homeboys"
"I ain even mad at her.." shy spoke up while he looked down again at the blunt he was rolling "bri do that same shit when I make her mad"
"Hell.. Kay too. She be quick to say fuck me and my stupid ass homeboys"
"I ain lyin.. and she be mad when I tell her I'm smarter than her slow ass" shy muttered. I looked over at Meechie as soon as shy said that with a grin on my face cause I knew Meechie was bout to say some shit by how he sat in the chair looking at shy
"Now why you lyin like that?"
"Like what?" Shy asked
"You smarter than bri? Nigga you ain even smarter than me!"
Shy stopped what he was doing to look at Meechie "who ain smarter than you?"
"You heard me"
"Nigga I always been smarter than you"
"Lyin like hell" Meechie waved him off while I was busy cracking up
"Aye" I finally spoke up "Meechie he did beat you in that lil spelling bee in the 7th grade"
"Dumbass spelled mosquito wrong" shy said while I was damn near in tears. Meechie shook his head
"That shit gotta k in it. Ion give a fuck what the dictionary say... and shy you can't talk. You ain won the shit"
"But I knew how to spell mosquito now shutcho ass up"
"Yeah you can spell mosquito but lemme put a book in front of yo ass and tell you to read out loud. Watch how quick you get to stuttering, illiterate bitch"
Shy couldn't help but laugh at that one.. Meechie too. But me, I was damn near dead over here laughing at them
"Oh shitttt"
Shy phone lit up on the back of his car beside him so he picked it up, reading whatever message was sent to him
"Look at his ass.. struggling" Meechie blurted out while I was just starting to calm down. Shy looked at him
"Since you wanna play.. lemme read this out loud so you can hear it" shy looked at the phone again "tell Meechie MJ dropped his shit off over here at the house"
Meechie rose his eyebrow and stood up walking over to shy, snatching the phone from him to read the message. Meechie then sucked his teeth while shy laughed
"Play too much. You know I'm real sensitive about that shit right now" Meechie said as he walked back to his chair
"I bet so.."
"My man's got kicked out the house Forreal?" I asked shy
"Nah. But I hope Mary do kick him out since he got so many jokes"
Meechie shook his head while he scratched the bridge of his nose and I slapped my hand down on his shoulder
"It's Ight nigga. You can stay the night at the new house if she put you out.. don't cry"
"Ain nobody cryin.. fuck y'all" Meechie pushed my hand while shy kept laughing
"Lil bitch" he said to Meechie before lighting up the blunt he just rolled
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"Yeah they still outside cause Benji aint came in the house yet" I told ms Shonda while we talked on FaceTime
"You would think them boys were in a relationship with each other. I swear they make me sick"
"Me too ma.. I promise you. They can be sweethearts when they wanna though. Just like yesterday Benji was on the phone with Meechie while we went to walk through the house and I was complaining cause I wanted some hot Cheetos with ranch. Tell me why he brought me some. And shy texted me while I was at work to see if I was good"
"Let me find out they got some kinds heart"
"They got a little bit of heart.. that I can say" I told her with a laugh. Hendrix turn on his side, fast asleep beside me and wrapped one of his arms around me making me sigh
"And here he go..."
"Who?"
I put the camera on Hendrix and she laughed
"I'm not moving for the rest of the night I guess"
"Awe, leave my baby alone. He just wanna be up under his momma"
"Your baby better get used to sleeping in his own room cause when we move that's where he's going"
"I can promise you that won't happen. As long as Benji's his daddy, Hendrix will do whatever he want"
"I tell Benji about that all the time but he claims Hendrix don't boss him around"
"We all know the real. Let Benji think that... so, after the wedding is that when y'all plan on moving in?"
"No. The weekend before"
"That's not this weekend coming up but the next one? Right?"
I nodded "that's soon right.. but Benji said after we come back from this honeymoon he don't wanna have to do nothing"
"Neither one of y'all told me where y'all going yet"
"Ma if I told you I knew I'd be lying. Your son won't even tell me where we going. When I ask he just tells me to shut up and mind my business"
"That boy" she shook her head
"He gone learn about talking to me like that one day. Wait until I drop this baby. Ima beat his ass"
"Yeah do that after y'all have my granddaughter"
"You sound like Benji now. Y'all swear this a girl"
"Because it gotta be. But the way you been feeling, I wouldn't be surprised if it was twins.."
"two at once.. oh no. Not this one right here. One of em will surely stay in the hospital"
Ms Shonda started laughing while I scratched my head and looked over at my bonnet across the room. I wanted to get my bonnet but is it worth moving and possibly waking Hendrix up. As soon as I tried to sit up Hendrix jumped and climbed right on top of me, going right back to sleep
"Awweee look at my baby" ms Shonda laughed
"How about you come get your baby"
"Don't tempt me"
I laughed while looking down at him, exasperating "I need to go to bed cause I gotta work in the morning"
"YES! You do.. I'll call you tomorrow. Call Benji and tell him to get his son so you can sleep"
"I'll be fine. As loud as they are they must be having fun outside but okay, talk to you later. love you"
"I love you too kay" she smiled before hanging up the phone. I sat my phone down and looked at Hendrix
"I swear if my hair gets messed up, your daddy paying to get it fixed" I whispered to Hendrix before laying back, closing my eyes to go to sleep with my son