Incorrect Slasher Quotes

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This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Shi... More

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By TheMoonsAceCard

Michael: Ghostface is late.

Jason: How did this happen? I had Freddy call him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11.

Harry: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying it was at 9 instead of noon.

Leatherface: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM.

Jason: Oh no. We may have overdone it.

[Meanwhile]

Ghostface: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

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