2:13 pm
lastbraincell has created a chat
lastbraincell has added Lesbihonest
lastbraincell has named the group chat 'A Cop and a Luthor'
Lesbihonest: pffft the group chat name
Lesbihonest: you gonna arrest me, sawyer?
lastbraincell: no, but im gonna interrogate you, little luthor
Lesbihonest: all good things, right?
lastbraincell: oh, yeah good things. what was that earlier?
Lesbihonest: what was what?
lastbraincell: lying about how you "couldn't ever see kara as more than a friend"
Lesbihonest: i swear to god maggie
Lesbihonest: i'm serious, i couldn't see kara as more
lastbraincell: cut the crap, little luthor. i see the way you stare at kara, the way your pupils constrict whenever mon-el is around kara, or even when the pizza delivery boy/girl flirts with kara. i'm a detective.
Lesbihonest: you're wrong.
Lesbihonest: sure, i adore kara. she's adorable, she's literally a human... wait, no, Kryptonian golden retriever. she's my best friend and the first and only person i ever opened up to. she knows me more than i even know myself. sure, im angry when mon-el is around because he treats her like a bitch. he's a dick and i hate him. the pizza deliver boy/girls that have flirted with kara? they stare at her ass and tits like she's just an object. so yes, i'm angry at them because everyone that hits on her treats her so terribly.
lastbraincell: ok. i believe you...
Lesbihonest: thank you.
2:45 pm
da best couplezzz
lastbraincell: babe
gaydanvers: yes?
lastbraincell: i think we've been reading too far into kara and lena...
lastbraincell: kara surely is in love with lena... but lena... not so much
gaydanvers: what do you mean??
lastbraincell: (lenadenial.jpg)
gaydanvers: oh...
gaydanvers: can you update the supercorp gc, i'm gonna go make sure my baby sister is okay
lastbraincell: ofc danvers
gaydanvers: thanks babe, love u
lastbraincell: love u too
3:15 pm
Damnvers Sisters
gaydanvers: hey lil sis, you okay?
Superbi: yea, just lena's comment kinda stung
gaydanvers: you really love her huh
Superbi: isnt it too early to say i love her
gaydanvers: no
gaydanvers: i see the way you stare at her. you stare at her in adoration and i've never seen you love someone so much
Superbi: lol i know for a fact she doesn't like me back at all
gaydanvers: idk sis
gaydanvers: you just never know
Superbi: i'll be okay. it was just one comment.
gaydanvers: okay. i love you
Superbi: i love you too. sister night, just the two of us, at 7? my place, as usual?
gaydanvers: of course
Superbi: kk someone needs help, bye!
gaydanvers: go get 'em, supergirl