Jokes

By Warlord617

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The funniest jokes in the world. More

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By Warlord617

Roses are red. 
Your blood is too. 
You look like a monkey 
And belong in a zoo. 
Do not worry, 
I'll be there too. 
Not in the cage, 
But laughing at you.

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