Mix and Match | BTS

By myshatae

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"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?" "The app chooses the pe... More

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM CHOIJUN . . .

CHOIJUN
YO

POTATHOE
is this fr the yeonjun
who's texting me

POTATHOE
AFTER GHOSTING ME FOR
SEVEN MONTHS

CHOIJUN
listen I told you about
the app I was building right

POTATHOE

POTATHOE
tell someone who gives
a shit

CHOIJUN
K
I know you're mad but
I need your help

POTATHOE

POTATHOE
bro you should know
better whom to ask for help

CHOIJUN
you're a fan of mystic
messenger right?

POTATHOE
that's like asking me if
jumin han is gay

CHOIJUN
yeah then I know exactly
whom I'm asking help from

CHOIJUN
the app is like an otome game
with multiple love interests

POTATHOE
okay my hearing ability is
working for now

POTATHOE
dude i thought you'd built
something like a science related
shit or whatever but um

CHOIJUN
Let me finish first
it's like a game but you're
doing this with real people

POTATHOE
abuse me?

POTATHOE
I MEAN EXCUSE ME?*

POTATHOE
but that's like the same cause
real people offend me

CHOIJUN
you're a real person

POTATHOE
WHO SAYS?
maybe I'm a unicorn
or a sexy hologram in a
leather suit yo

CHOIJUN
I know you since we were kids...

POTATHOE
and what if I died five years
ago when you moved away

POTATHOE
what if you're talking to a
ghost now ₍₍ ◝( ゚∀ ゚ )◟ ⁾⁾

CHOIJUN
before you start shitposting
here let me say you're gonna
love this

CHOIJUN
I have a surprise for you ma
fam (「'・ω・)「

CHOIJUN
you just need to play the beta
version for me while I work
on it with my group members

CHOIJUN
You'll give me em data after your
session tell me your experience
(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

POTATHOE
okay you're trying too hard
to act cute now

CHOIJUN
I need your help okay

CHOIJUN
this could be my breakthrough

CHOIJUN
sis I'm from an engineering
university students are like
90% male I can't give my idea
my crown to someone for them to
runaway with it

POTATHOE
don't sis me

POTATHOE
just say I'm the only one
you can trust say it with me

CHOIJUN
You're the only one I can trust

POTATHOE
NOW SAY
YOU'RE MY LOYAL BITCH

CHOIJUN
um kay maybe I should just
hire a girl

POTATHOE
okay just give me the
damn link (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

CHOIJUN
the app is called mix and match
I'll email you the link Kakao don't
feel safe to me

POTATHOE
and the love interests you were
talking about?

CHOIJUN
I have 7 other male beta
players

POTATHOE
so it's like tinder or a dating app

POTATHOE
wait wtf
DID YOU JUST SAY MALE???

CHOIJUN
not exactly tinder it depends
a lot on your chemistry with
people and the app has its own
brain sorta to work the algorithm
and choose the best one for you

POTATHOE
shut up I only get male!?? Tf?

POTATHOE
in mystic messenger we had
Jaehee do you know how
big fat of a crush I had on her

POTATHOE
BRO YOU ASSUMED I'M STRAIGHT

CHOIJUN
Wait
you ain't?

CHOIJUN
I'm sorry I told you I don't
know many females

POTATHOE
I suddenly can't hear OR see
AGAIN

POTATHOE
a stupid app that throws me in
with a bunch of dudes and makes
me choose one of em??? NO
THANKS

CHOIJUN
the app chooses the perfect
match for you

POTATHOE
and your point is

CHOIJUN
why don't you just shut up
and live that y/n life


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hello babes it's me your least favourite author and I'm back again

first and foremost a few rules for yalls—

1. don't ask me to update. it puts pressure on me

2. Don't steal. I'll make you my slave if you do that. fr like I study law with my major so yeah please don't for your own good.

3. This is fiction which means the characters don't potray BTS as their real personas.

4. No hate comments, no bullying. The back button is right there for you.

5. Y'all cute af be my friend thanxx

I've had this idea for a few years now. Back in 2016 I even wrote a blog on BTS as mm characters in army amino. It's not the same as the game by the way. I hope you'll enjoy.

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