A/N: Don't ask the Dancing cow part
Secretary: A/N look! I'm a spider! /╲/\╭( ͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡°͡°)╮/\╱\
A/N: Don't move.... ( '-ω･)︻┻┳══━一
Secretary: Oh, a butterfly! 〜〜(／￣▽)／ 〜ф
A/N: let's finish this... Oh, and Chapter on
I was flying toward a random mountain, as i was eating some food from Burger King
Y/N: God, i missed those burgers. Oh, i'm already there
I landed 200 meters away from the door, as i sigh happily
Y/N: Nothing beat a burger before killing some piece of shit
Of course, things weren't easy, as a giant metal door protected the 'base'
Y/N: This door is kinda dirty, guess i have to call the GOAT
A portal opened behind me, as someone step out of it, his brightness being seen from another planet
Mr.Clean: Well, hello there, Y/N. It's been a long time since you didn't call me
Y/N: It's nice to see you too, C. Anyway, i called you because of that giant door, it's so dirty i think you have a challenge
He chuckled a little, before taking his eraser, and wiping the door away, litteraly
The door just disappeard after he wiped it with his eraser
Mr.Clean: You were saying?
Y/N: As strong as always, C. Thanks for the help
Mr.Clean: That was my pleasure
He walked into the portal, leaving me alone, the door gone
Y/N: Easy
I started to walk in the base, a soda on my hand
Y/N: If i was a dipshit, where would i hide?
The moment i said that, two random dude appeard above me, and tried to stab me
Y/N: Out of my way, Biden's supporter
Two giant block coming from the walls crushed them, followed by beam created from robots i made, cutting them in pieces
Y/N: When you're too OP, like 80% of the RWBY's story on Wattpad..... Kinda boring
I finally arrived to a room, and see it was the canteen, and the soldiers were eating peacefully
Y/N: Wait.... are they eating....
Yes, they were eating my B E A N S
Y/N: Rampage time
I opened a single portal, as one dude appeard
The thing that will happen? Rip and Tear
I closed the door behind me, and only hear screaming
Y/N: Good, that will show them to not eat the B E A N S of other people
I was now in a giant 'training room', as i sigh
Y/N: I wonder how's Lumine and Paimon are doing?
???: You will not see them after i dealt with you!
A giant man appeard in front of me, as i look at him, bored
???: My name is-
Y/N: Silence you side character
I pierced his stomach with a laser, as he falled down, dead
Y/N: No seriously, how is Paimon and Lumine doing?
Meanwhile......
Paimon: I don't want to eat that!
Lumine: You have no choice, you're smaller than me
Paimon: .....
Lumine: ......
Paimon: Fuck it, Paimon requiem
Lumine: How much time?
Paimon: Since i encountered Y/N
Lumine: Y/N.....
Paimon: Don't worry, i'm sure he will come back to normal
Return to Y/N
I just sneeze, feeling someone talking about me
Y/N: I feel like someone's saying bullshit about me, and why do i feel so depressed suddendly? Like how i saddened a cute girl....
????: Maybe you are depressed because you falled against me, again~
I turn around to see then only bitch who stabbed me
???: Hello there cutie~
Y/N: Like a bitch in heat, trying to seduce someone she stabbed
???: You're bolder than before, i must say~ I like that~
She walked toward me, her hips dancing to 'seduce me'
Y/N: Thot
I bitch slapped her toward a wall, and smirked
(A/N: Remember the part where i said she is part of the Harem? I lied, she will die)
She got out of the wall, and charged at me, anger rising
???: I will make you pay, for what you did to i! La Signora!
Y/N: Avadakadavra!
She looked at me confused, as i sigh
Y/N: Sorry i panicked
Signora: You will, after the goddess learned about you...
Y/N: Who's the goddess
Signora: Hmph! You fool! If i say her name, she will come, and destroy you
Y/N: I have a death wish, so go on
Y/N: *Mind* If it's Kiana, i swear i'm scowlding her
(A/N: We all know who it is)
Signora: Please come, Final herrscher! Help me destroy the fool who oppose your power
Y/N: Oh for fuck sake i knew it.....
A portal appeard in front of me, as Kiana got out of it, facing La Signora, as i sigh
Kiana: What is it? I'm busy right now
Signora: Please! Help me confront this fool!
Kiana: For how great you did back then, i will grant your wish
She turn around, and was me with me, drinking some cola
Kiana: .....
Y/N:......
Signora: My queen?
Kiana: You know what? I let you have your fun, bye
Y/N: And where do you think you're going
I closed the portal she made, and grabbed her cheek
Kiana: Darling! Shtowp it whourt! (Darling stop it hurt)
Y/N: SO, This BITCH is working under you, huh?
Kiana: Yesh! Pwease let go!
Y/N: Alright...
I let go of her cheek, and instantly healed it
Y/N: And for the final
I kissed her cheek, to make sure everything was alright
Y/N: All done
Kiana: You never were so bold before.... What happened?
Y/N: I was back at Hyperion, got my memories back, and how i got betrayed by my own
Kiana: Oh... THAT part....
Y/N: Yep, and you have a lot to explain
Signora: My queen? D-Do you know him?
Kiana: Yes, he is the one who created everything in this world, and the one who give power, to me and the other Herrscher
Signora: H-How?
Y/N: Ask A/N, i don't want to explain
A/N: It's easy, when a Herrscher is supposed to be born, he is actually passing a test, and the test is to answer to Y/N correctly, or you die
Y/N: How much failed at the 4th question?
A/N: Not enough
Signora: W-What is the 4th question? I-If i may!
A/N: Who shoot Johnny Joestar?
Signora: W-Who is this Johnny?
Y/N: You are not worthy of being a Herrscher
Kiana: Anyway, I have work to do, bye Darling
Y/N: WE ARE NOT FINISHED
I grabbed her shoulder, and smiled widely at her
Y/N: You still need to pay for your minion action
Kiana: What?! Why me?! She didn't do anything!
Y/N: She was the one who stabbed me
She got a blankface, before i grabbed her, and teleported away
Y/N: I will be back in a hour or more, be sure to get out of my view once i'm back
La Signora nodded rapidly, before running away
(A/N: I lied again about the dying part and the not in the harem
Secretary: So that means now we have every type of woman in the harem? w(°ｏ°)w
A/N: .....Yep, but not the end of the harem
Secretary: Woah.... ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : ) )
LE Timeskip
Great news! I got my dick privileges back!
How? Dancing cow
Anyway, i was now flying above the city of Liyue, and saw Paimon and Lumine, talking to a gro- WAIT DID PAIMON CHANGED HER FORM?!
SHE LOOK MORE THICC THAN EVER!
Okay, fuck it, virgin priviliges requiem
I landed behind them, as they didn't notice me
And i still don't understand how, since i'm like, in front of the guy, and he saw me landing
Y/N: ....
???: Well, this Y/N guy sound like someone nice
Paimon: Yeah, but he is missing, and it worried us
Lumine: I will save him, i promise
Y/N: Save who? Harambe?
They turned to me, as they're eyes widened
Paimon and Lumine from hapiness, the guy, from shock
Paimon: Y/N!
Y/N: Don't yell, i'm right here
Lumine: You're back.... And you're eyes are different
They were about to approach me, before the guy grabbed them, and took steps back
???: I don't know if it's him or not, but this guy isa big deal
Paimon: What are you talking about?! It's Y/N!
???: Can't you feel it? His aura
They stared at me for long, as i look around, and behind me
Y/N: Stop staring at me, it's weird
Paimon: We're gonna see if you're really Y/N!
Y/N: Alright.....
I then striked a pose, and stare at the man
My name is Y/N L/N. I'm 19 years old. My house is in the northeast section of New-York, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Something appeard behind me, as my hair got up
Y/N: Basically, dude, you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my sleep, therefore my enemy
Lumine: Y/N.....
She walked toward me, looking down
Lumine: If this is my destiny, i accept it
She stood before me, this time with a glare
Lumine: I will bring you back, no matter what
Chapter 13: Finished
A/N: Yes, we're back to the real plot, WITH A JOJO REFERENCE
Secretary: Your next line will be 'See you at the next Chapter!' TO YU! ( ･ω･)☞
A/N: See you at the next Chapter! NANI?!
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