Incorrect Slasher Quotes

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This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Shi... More

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By TheMoonsAceCard

Michael: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made, how drunk would you be?

Angela: Maybe a little tipsy?

Freddy: Drunk.

Chucky: Wasted.

Ghostface: Dead.

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