the boyz texts - chapter 30
y'all i'm thinking of having like a q&a thing after i complete this, would y'all be interested in that?? like you can talk with the members and stuff ;))
singingyeon
online
hi
hey there ;)
IRLY BY JACOB MUAH
I MEAN BY ME***
what
IRLY
OR IFLY WHATEVER I COULD SWEAR IF IT CAME TO MY LOVE FOR YOU
oh wow
cool
that's all you have to say??
wait you're being legit
yes—
oh god
hollup i need to do smth for a sec brb
okie :)
jaehyun you can't just hack into someone's acc and impersonate them so you can fake a confession *sighs deeply*
what
this is what happens when you're me
someone who can see through the fourth walls
uh
i wish it were real tho
thanks jaehyun for um whatever this is
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singingyeon
what the fuck—
nO NOT RIGHT NOW
THIS IS A PRIVATE CHAT HOW EVEN??
eric nam
ok but just saying
your fourth wall ass went and saw the wrong chapter
this is chapter thirty sangyeon and in between chapter twenty nine and chapter thirty hyunjae managed to convince jacob to confess in exchange for hyunjae returning jacob's acc
get with the plot dude.
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what the fuck
what
wait—
i'll brb
o-okay
holy shit um
hi jacob
hi sangyeon
um
u rly like me?
yeah irly
BYE ARE WE DATING RIGHT NOW OR 🤡
no we were divorced and now we're remarried
but pls stop with your eric nam seeing the future / the past cursed shit bcz it creeps me out
oh yeah we divorced in the previous chapters
right sorry i'll stop
THE GAYZ
12 people online
CEREALOVER
hohoho
LABOIERICA
merry christmas??
ENGLISHPRO
did it work
singingyeon
yES WE'RE TOGETHER NOW GAYS BOW DOWN BEFORE THE PARENTS OF THE GAYS
giVEMEMUNJANG
huh
when did that happen
friedcHAKen
like just
lawofthejuyeon
this is so nice, all twelve of us are split into six couples
kyuraffe
nice?? i'm telling you we should've been a harem but no y'all never listened to me
ppanghoonie
who's harem would we have been is the question
suNRAPPER
sangyeon
ENGLISHPRO
hyunjoon
HWALLJIMIN
hyunjae
kyuraffe
younghoon because he's a hoe and gets shipped with all eleven members of the group
suNRAPPER
ok yes i'm changing my answer to younghoon
giVEMEMUNJANG
i love u hoonie hyung!
ppanghoonie
oh GOD
cANADABOY
oh wait, we should be chan chan's harem !
lawofthejuyeon
OH MY GOD KEVIN
giVEMEMUNJANG
but i love kevie hyung more!!
cANADABOY
aww i love you too
LABOIERICA
AWW FUCK I'M ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS SO CUTE
suNRAPPER
not as cute as me and haknyeon
friedcHAKen
tbh newmoon is cuter </3
lawofthejuyeon
juric is still superior tho because we were the first ones to get together ohohoho
ENGLISHPRO
ngl yeah the rest of us are lowkey cowards especially jacob
CEREALOVER
go away hyunjae
ENGLISHPRO
you know you love me ;)
HWALLJIMIN
but i love you more ;)
ppanghoonie
disgusting
giVEMEMUNJANG
aw honey don't spoil the mood just cuz ur in a bad one
ppanghoonie
NVM I'M NOT IN A BAD MOOD ANYMORE
WELCOME BACK CHANHEE 🤩🥰💞
kyuraffe
LMAO MY BOYFRIEND IS IN LOVE WITH MY CRUSH???
friedcHAKen
what
LABOIERICA
what
singingyeon
what
CEREALOVER
what
lawofthejuyeon
hollup—
cANADABOY
yeah so anyways moving on-
ENGLISHPRO
MFS BBANGNYUKYUKEV IS REAL WTF
singingyeon
i mean hyunjae called it in chapter 12
CEREALOVER
IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP-
giVEMEMUNJANG
ah there we go again with swearing jacob
LABOIERICA
oh lord please don't take us down that path again it was traumatic
kyuraffe
so yeah, bbangnyukyukev is real 👉🏻👈🏻
suNRAPPER
WOW OK
CEREALOVER
congrats?? my children are all grown up :'(
HWALLJIMIN
now, i have to go back to my photo shoot see ya guys later!
ENGLISHPRO
see u!
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friedcHAKen
sunwoo and i are gonna...go.
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lawofthejuyeon
and do what
ppanghoonie
they're gonna go and fuck, obviously
CEREALOVER
i still can't get over how the maknaez did it first
kyuraffe
yeah, about that...
cANADABOY
hold tF UP U MEAN YALL DID IT BEFORE THAT TIME
LABOIERICA
the fuck do you MEAN "THAT TIME"
giVEMEMUNJANG
it's a long and sexy story not meant for young minds 😼 but long story short that's how bbangnyukyukev came to be
ENGLISHPRO
if you're thinking what i'm thinking
cANADABOY
ur probably right
ENGLISHPRO
FUCK THATS DISGUSTING
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CEREALOVER
so you're saying that bbangkyu were the first to do it.
ppanghoonie
y-yes
CEREALOVER
GET OUT OF MY HOLY CHRISTIAN SERVER
ppanghoonie
bai 😼
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giVEMEMUNJANG
yeah well, i guess we'll just go on a four people date now 😃
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LABOIERICA
...
lawofthejuyeon
well! i guess the two of us should be going to do some holy cuddling
LABOIERICA
YAY :D
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singingyeon
i guess it's just us two left ;))
CEREALOVER
oh god
singingyeon
the b? what do you suggest we do?
CEREALOVER
I'LL MUTE YOU IF U DON'T STOP
singingyeon
love you too
CEREALOVER
love you more
singingyeon
and finally, we are all together. it only took us thirty chapters.
CEREALOVER
i'll give you five seconds to redeem yourself or i will mute you
singingyeon
it was a long ass ride but -SUNXHAK really enjoyed writing this book. nat and the boyz love you all.
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eric nam
the end.
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andddd that's a wrap!! q&a chapter next, but this book is officially completed :D ❤️