There once was a lady who went to the store,
Who was far to old for the hair that she wore.
She bought some hard candy and a Karmin CD,
She wanted to be hip, like children she sees.
She goes back to her house and brushes her hair,
Then goes to her closet to decide what to wear.
She doesn't like her clothes or her Karmin CD,
But she plays the CD, and herself she can't see