Guardian's poem about Conor:
Conor is a simp
He simps for Miles
He simps for Dutch
He simps for Richard
He simps for Anne
He simps for me
And he simps for you
He simps for everyone!
Conor is a simp
He simps for Noo Noo
He simps for Lenny
He simps for Po
He simps for Ron
He simps for me
And he simps for you
He simps for everyone!
Conor is a simp
He simps for Tobby
He simps for the brute tubbies
He simps for New borns
He simps for Tinky Winky
He simps for me
And he simps for you
He simps for everyone!
Conor is a simp
He simps for Dipsy
He simps for Laa Laa
He simps for Shadow Tubby
He simps for the soldiers
He simps for me
And he simps for you
He simps for everyone!
Conor is a fucking simp
Can you change my mind?
No, no you can't
Conor is a simp!
Conor the simp, a poem by
The Teletubby Guardian, made November 8th 2020