welcome to ... KILLING CURSE!
if i could do girlhood again, i'd ask to be scarier. less whimpering - more pyromaniac urges, more flirting with kerosene.
— SALLY WEN MAO
HEY LITTLE SISTER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, Leona Jordan isn't as horrible as everybody seems to think! (Although she will kill you if you call her that.)
Sure, she hates people - come off it, who doesn't - and older brothers, and cocky Gryffindors, and older brothers who happen to be cocky Gryffindors. Plus all Defence Against the Dark Arts professors since the dawn of time, Hogwarts' appalling lack of heating, and, of course, the patriarchy.
Oh, and did she mention her older brother?
OK, OK, fine; Leo will admit, yes, this makes her sound like the most hostile person ever to exist - and then some. But with the entire student body adoring her older brother, and even her parents so far up Lee's arse they haven't given Leo a second glance in years, can you really blame her?
(Seriously. What sort of shitty parents name their only daughter after their favourite son? None of it is fucking fair whatsoever.)
If you think Leo is even the tiniest bit similar to Lee, you are utterly fucking wrong. She's not funny, nor is she particularly likeable, and sweet? Ha, give her a break! What Leo is, is clever, almost frighteningly so, because if the only way to prove to the school of shitheads that she isn't just 'Baby Jordan' is to terrorise them with intellect - well, so be it!
She would rather drink a centaur's piss than spend the rest of her life in Lee Jordan's shadow. He's annoying, and an arsehole, and the cockiest-Gryffindor-older-brother ever imaginable. If you can't tell, Leo hates him to Pluto and back.
So this is why, when she's approached by magnificent giantess Madam Maxime (who, by the way, is fooling nobody), who's heard about her twelve perfect OWLs and is practically begging for her to help her Champion embrace eternal glory, Leo accepts. Not out of the goodness in her heart (because there isn't any), not because of inter-school unity, blah blah blah, or whatever shit Flitwick's preaching, and certainly not because she cares about the Champion. (To be frank, Leo thinks all the Champions are conceited, self-centred wankers who need to take their egos down a notch. Or, better still, a billion notches.)
No, Leo agrees to help Fleur Delacour because she knows it is going to piss her cocky-Gryffindor-older-brother off absolutely royally. Besides, it's high time she shook off that horrendous nickname 'Baby Jordan' once and for all!
So, whatever you do, don't get it twisted: Leona Jordan, Leo, actually giving two shits about the Delacour girl?
Please - she'd rather get hit by the Killing Curse!
HEY LITTLE SISTER, WHO'S YOUR ONLY ONE...
HERE COME THE GIRLS...!
LEONA 'LEO' JORDAN, ROWENA'S REBEL
'you know she's named after a fucking flower, right? yuck!'
PRESLEY-JADE 'PJ' KENNEDY, GODRIC'S GEMSTONE
'yes, I can see the future, and no, you're not in it, dickhead!'
MAGDALENA 'LENA' KARKAROFF, HELGA'S SWEETHEART
'Leo, would you behead me if I told you I was worrying about you, sugar?... actually, on second thoughts, maybe don't answer that.'
WERONIKA 'NIKA' BIELECKA, DURMSTRANG'S DYNAMITE
'darling Igor doesn't give us lessons on losing, only how to become Death Eaters, how to give students blatant favouritism, the list goes on...'
and!
FLEUR DELACOUR, BEAUXBATONS' BEAUTY
'you know I am not interested in ze men, right?'
a/n;
IT'S HERE!!! AT LAST!!! ahh shit... here we go again!!! amor fati au let's GOOOO
so leo's been living in my head rent free for like, four months? thought it was finally time to unearth her <3333 i'm so excited to finally give ENEMIES TO LOVERS a crack SHHFHHDDDHDH wbk i'm a best friends to lovers gal... so... um... yeah;)
dedicated to loml older sister kazbrekkers who puts up with me thru everything and who i love so so so much!!! mare is also dropping a fic today yayaya... pls go check it out if u wanna read something BEAUTIFUL !!! also thanks to lili and liz for their endless help i love both of u sm too bloodquills -nevilleswh0re xxxxxxxxx
also i didn't write harry potter that honour goes to hagrid sooo... no seriously, as much as we hate j*anne we canny separate from her work, the lack of LGBTQIAP+ representation in HP is obvs shocking so I'm just trying to help rectify that a lil bit hopefully ???
ALSO this is heavily influenced by billy idol pls don't judge me:O
ok that's everything from me... i hope u enjoy this, my lovely sapphics, in KILLING CURSE! socially distanced hugs, nolan <33333
(also i made this to help u lot visualise them bc i'm too tired to find faceclaims so leo, lena, pj, weronika hehehe)