High school DXD x Shy Male Reader Episode 6: We’re Demons, Hard at Work!
((Note: Got my phone, now I need to start this story. Let’s do this!))
It is sunset (🌇) & Issei walk in the clubroom see someone white.
Issei: Sup?
Issei got his perverted face as he sees a white bra & underwear.
Issei: C-Could this be… a bra!? Why is this here?
Issei then hear humming as it is coming from the shower (🚿). Asia is taking a shower as Issei is surprised.
Issei: Th-Then this is Asia's…
Koneko hit Issei in the head with a lobster.
Koneko: That’s two crimes, Issei-senpai.
Issei: Koneko-chan.
Asia open the curtains to see Issei.
Asia: Oh, Issei-san!
Koneko: Stealing underwear & waking up the hound is a real crime.
Issei gasp at the evidence in his hand.
Asia: Crime?
Issei is trying to put the bra back.
Issei: N-No, it just happened to get in my face…
Issei failed as the bra drop on the floor.
Asia: I’m so sorry. I wanted to take them down beforehand.
Issei: It’s okay! After all, you have to stay here.
Asia: The President said she’ll find a place for me to live before I start school. I did ask (Y/N) to move in with him, but he politely declined because Akeno moved in without him knowing.
Issei: Eh!? He has!?
Issei walk up to a sleeping (😴) (Y/N) & tried to wake him up, only to quickly dodged a bite from him. (Y/N) growl angrily. Issei then back away.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi (Y/N) sleeping on Chibi Rias’ lap
Issei is in front of Rias with bags on them as Rias got something for him. Kiba & Koneko are playing chess while Asia watch them.
Issei: Intensive early morning drills?
Rias: The fight with the fallen angel showed you need to increase your base physical strength.
Issei: I-I see.
Rias: (Y/N) & I will pick you up by five.
Issei: Five in the morning? Okay. Then, I’ll be off to hand out our flyers. Ready, (Y/N).
(Y/N) then got up, looking drowsy, & head out with Issei.
Rias: See you.
Issei & (Y/N) left out the door.
Rias: Asia.
Asia: Yes?
Rias: Um, regarding the boarding…
Asia gasped as Rias is smiling at her.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Asia
Issei’s alarm clock is playing.
Issei’s alarm clock: Cough, cough. I-It's morning! Wake up! Cough, cough, cough. Please wake up! Wake up! Cough, cou—
Issei hit his alarm clock to reveal that it is 4:30.
Issei: Come on! It’s only four thirty.
Issei then went back to bed, then quickly got up to Rias on a bike (🚲) wearing a tracksuit.
Issei: P-President! I’ll be right there!
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Rias in a tracksuit
Issei is running in place with (Y/N) as Rias is peddling a mom bike as she continues ringing the bell.
Rias: Hey! Pull yourself together!
Issei: Y-Yes! I will become the Harem King! I didn’t expect demons to train like athletes!
((Note: Aren’t we all harem kings?))
Rias: Don’t grumble! I don’t want to see my servants being weak.
Issei: I-I will do my best!
Issei, (Y/N), Rias stop near the swings as Issei is stretching while Rias is on his back.
Rias: Listen. Physical strength essentially determines your standing in the demon world. Especially for you, Issei.
Issei: G-Got it!
Rias: Hm?
Rias sees (Y/N) sleeping as she reach & pinch his left cheek so hard.
Rias: No sleeping.
(Y/N): Yes.
Issei(Mind): Her breasts! Her breasts!
Issei & (Y/N) are now doing push ups as Rias sat on Issei’s back.
Rias: Given your ability, your power will increase with greater physical strength.
Issei: Yes, ma'am! Does she do this to you?
(Y/N): Yes.
Issei: Eleven! Twelve!
Issei’s perverted face shows & out of instinct, (Y/N) smack him on the back of his head. He sees his face not only tired but also pissed (😤).
Rias: You’re having naughty thoughts. Your hip movements gave you away.
Issei: I can’t help it! This is cranking my animal lust up to the maximum!
(Y/N): Well, learn to control it. You can’t even go one second without thinking of someone naked body.
Rias: She should be here about now.
Issei: Huh? Is someone coming?
Rias look forward & smiled.
???: Sorry!
Issei & (Y/N) look forward to see Asia running towards them.
Asia: Issei-san, (Y/N)-san, President, I’m sorry I’m late—
Asia trip on her own two feet, causing (Y/N) to look unamused (😒).
Asia: Why did I have to trip?
She hands him some water in a thermos.
Asia: Here you go.
Issei: Thanks.
Asia then pour a drink in his cup.
Issei: Asia, why are you here?
Asia: She told me to come.
Issei: President, why’d you call Asia here? President?
Rias snapped out of her trance due to being a bit worried about something & (Y/N).
Rias: Oh, yes.
Issei: What’s wrong?
Rias: Now that Asia’s here, let’s go.
Issei: Go where?
Rias: Your home, Issei.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Asia tripping over nothing
We made to Issei’s home (🏡) & we see boxes in front of his place.
Issei: Wh-What are all these…?
Asia: Those are my belongings. Turns out I had a lot more than I thought.
Issei: These are yours? President!?
Asia: That’s right! Asia will be living at your from now on.
Issei: Sorry!?
Asia: I am fortunate to be in your care.
Rias: I asked her where she’d like to board, & she picked your home!
Issei: Y-You can’t just do that so suddenly—
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Rias & Chibi Asia
Issei's Dad: A-Asia-san, was it?
Asia: Yes, Mr. Hyoudou.
Issei’s Dad: W-Wouldn’t a different family be better as a honestly?
Asia: Issei-san did me a real favor.
Issei’s Dad: A favor?
Asia: Yes, he helped me so much when I first came here; when I was all alone. I think it would be really nice to stay in this house.
Issei is stunned at what Asia said.
Issei: Asia!
Asia: But if it is a bother, I won’t insist.
Issei’s Mom: We’re not saying no! We do have an empty room. But…
Issei’s Dad: Our son is basically the incarnation of lust!
Issei’s Mom: Yeah!
(Y/N): I can vouch for that!
Issei: (Y/N), whose side you on?
(Y/N): The side that states the obvious.
Issei turn to his parents.
Issei: Don’t say it like that! I’m your son!
Rias: Then how about teaching her to be a housewife while staying here?
The Hyoudou residents & (Y/N): W-Wife?
Issei’s parents are blessed.
Issei’s Dad: H-Honey! I never thought I’d get to see my grandson in this life!
Issei's Mom: Dear, me too! I can’ believe this failure of a son managed to…
Issei: Hey, wait a second!
Asia: Mr. & Mrs. Hyoudou, Issei-san is not a failure at all.
Issei’s parents are amazed at Asia.
Issei’s Mom: Sh-She’s such a kind girl!
Issei’s Dad is speechless (🙊), but decided.
Issei’s Dad: Rias-san, we’ll take care of Asia-san! Please, let us take care of her!
Rias: Thank you very much, Mr. & Mrs. Hyoudou!
Issei is stunned while (Y/N) is unamused (😒).
(Y/N): That settles it.
Issei: Shouldn’t you said something?
(Y/N): I don’t get a said in this.
Issei: Um, does she know that being a housewife & being my wife are two completely different things?
(Y/N): Technically, yes. However, if the line was being Issei’s Housewife, then it might be another problem.
Rias heard about what (Y/N) said that as she look sad.
Rias: Wife, huh?
Issei: President?
(Y/N): Are you ok?
(Y/N) see Rias' crystal (🔮) eyes shine like she has lost a bit of hope.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi (Y/N) being worried
Today is the first day that Asia goes to school. She introduced herself to the classroom.
Asia: My name is Asia Argento!
Asia them bow in front of them, then stand straight.
Asia: I may still be new to this place, but I’m glad to meet you!
Most of the guys are cheering because of Asia.
Matsuda: A blonde beauty!
Motohama: Bust 82, waist 55, hip 81. Good!
Issei(Mind): Oh, right. She’s in my class. This is also the President's…
Asia: I’m currently staying at Hyoudou Issei-san’s place.
Guys: What!?
Motohama puts Issei in the Full Nelson while Matsuda is shaking him with tears (😢) in his eyes.
Matsuda: Explain! Why are you living with a blonde beauty!?
Motohama: Why are you & that boy are the only one getting all these chance!?
Issei: I didn’t have a choice!
Matsuda: Who made the decision then!?
Asia is enjoying her new class & classmates as Issei smiles at her.
Issei(Mind): That’s a relief. Looks like she’ll get along with everybody.
Female student #1: Say, does your room have a lock, Asia-san?
Asia: It does!
Female Student #2: Check the bath & toilet carefully.
Asia: Check it?
Female Student #1: Yes, you never know if there’s a camera (📷) installed.
Asia: Camera?
Issei: Hey, you guys!
Meanwhile
(Y/N) is secretly hearing this. He hope that Asia is listening to her female friends.
(Y/N)(Mind): I hope Asia is the right company for him.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi (Y/N) in his Hellhound form
It’s nighttime (🌃) & Issei is peddling home on his bike (🚲) with Asia. Both of them are smiling.
Issei: You must be exhausted.
Asia: Not at all! Everyone in the class was nice to me. Your friends Matsuda-san & Motohama-san were also…
Issei gasped at the moment of his friends.
Issei: D-Did they do something to you?
Asia: He said I’m invited to the next gentleman’s gathering, but (Y/N) can’t come.
Issei: Hm? Just ignore that.
Asia: Oh.
Issei accident ran over a pebble, which cause to lost balance & Asia hang on, but Issei got his balance back.
Issei: S-Sorry
Asia: Don’t mind it. I’m all right.
Issei felt Asia’s hand on his stomach. Asia is a bit scared, but then smiled & look at Issei, causing him to look back.
Asia: Issei-san?
Issei: N-Nothing! Let’s keep going.
Asia: Okay!
Asia then smiled & rest at ease with Issei. After they’re finished their delivery, they went back to the clubroom to see Rias.
Issei: President, we just got back.
Rias is in deep thoughts.
Issei: Um, President?
Rias snapped out of her thoughts.
Rias: I’m sorry. I was spacing out a bit. Thanks for your work, you two. Asia?
Asia: Yes?
Rias stand up.
Rias: I’m thinking about having you debut tonight.
Asia: Debut?
Issei & Asia gasped.
Issei: You teleport to a client through a magic circle & form a contract! Wait, isn’t this too early? Asia has been a demon only for a few days.
Akeno walked in with a tray of tea.
Akeno: It’s no problem. As far as I’ve figured out, Asia-chan's demonic power ranks just below mine in this household!
Issei: S-Seriously?
Koneko nodded as proof as she continues eating her chips.
Rias: You’ll be a very capable bishop.
Kiba: You’re amazing, Asia-san!
Asia: N-Not at…
Issei(Mind): It’s certainly a great thing, but I feel a little demoralized. No, I still have more experience! I have to protect Asia!
Rias: What’s the matter, Asia?
Asia: It’s nothing. Since that’s your order…
Issei slam the table.
Issei: President!
Rias: What?
Issei: Let me go this time!
Asia: I-Issei-san?
Issei turns to Asia.
Issei: You’re still not familiar with this country. I think you should wait until after you are a little more used to living here.
A magic circle popped up & (Y/N) come out & he was wearing a cosplay outfit.
Rias: Back? What happened?
(Y/N): Comic con.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi (Y/N) cosplaying as Joker
Issei is riding his bike to the destination.
Issei: To be honest, I was worried as well. It could always be some sort of deviant summoning her.
Issei is imagine Asia being forced to do some perverted stuff as he got a bit mad.
Issei(Mind): Well, that’s probably just my imagination going wild, but still…
He made it to a place as he ring the door with a flowers that said, “206” on it.
???: It’s open! Come into!
Issei gasped at what he heard.
Issei: “Inyo?” What was that?
The door open & Issei is scared to a huge man at the door in a cosplay outfit.
???: Welcome. I’m Mil-tan.
The cosplayer then pose girly.
Issei: No!
Issei then fell back. Then got back up.
Issei: Sir, did you summon a demon from the Gremory household by any chance?
He took a regular stomp, scaring Issei.
Cosplayer: I sure did! I summoned you to do me a favor.
Issei: Wh-What?
The cosplayer put his hands together.
Cosplayer: Please… Please make me a magical girl!
Issei: You should travel to a parallel universe or something.
Cosplayer: I tried that already.
Issei: You did!?
Cosplayer: Demon-san!
Issei: Sorry!
Cosplayer: Please grant me fantasy powers.
Issei: You already look fantastical.
The cosplayer is crying because he wants magic powers.
Cosplayer: I want magical powers!
Issei panicked & try to fix the situation.
Issei: Calm down! We don’t want to wake the neighbors, so let’s go inside, okay?
That news made the cosplayer happy.
Cosplayer: You’re going to make me a magical girl!?
Issei: We can talk about it.
The cosplayer happily run back into to place, then came back.
Cosplayer: Th-Then let’s…
The cosplayer shows Issei an anime that even the writer confused (😕) with unamused (😒).
Cosplayer: watch Magical Girl (🧝♀) Milky (🌌) Spiral 7 Alternative together! You’ll see its magical powers!
Issei(Mind): This again? So, it was an altogether different kind of deviant…
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Issei cosplaying as a Magical girl
After that, Issei is walking home.
Issei: Why do I only get weirdos?
Issei’s phone started to ring. He then check it.
Issei: The President!?
Rias: Good work. Looks like you’ve finished the job. How was it?
Issei: Actually…
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Rias bathing with Chibi (Y/N)
Today, in the shining sunshine (🌞), the class is PE & the girls are doing some stretching as the perverted duo are scanning the sight of the girls.
Motohama: All right? The bloomers will look like panties if you concentrate enough!
Matsuda: I see it, Motohama I can see it too! The blue bloomers were white before I knew it!
Issei couldn’t help but remember last night.
Rias: You couldn’t form a contract this time, either?
Issei: The anime he showed me was fun, so I ended up watching it with him the end. I’m sorry.
Rias: Well, if you couldn’t form it, forget about it.
Issei(Mind): She definitely sounded disappointed. I’m such an idiot!
Meanwhile
(Y/N) is feeling hot (🔥) right about now in class & he is sweating. The teacher told him to head to the nurse’s office to cool down. The result: He took a nap, then woke up to felt another body. He then look to his left to see Rias, naked with her wings out. His new reaction is completely red face with swirls in his eyes.
???: I need a nap.
(Y/N) heard someone coming & covered but him & Rias while having his head out. Issei walk past his bed, but saw him.
Issei: (Y/N)? What are you doing here?
(Y/N): Well, I have a fever. So, the teacher sent me to the nurse's office. I ended up taking a nap.
Issei: That’s nice. I should do that.
Issei then went into a bed. Not long, Rias woke up & poke her head out.
Rias: Good afternoon, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Why are you here?
Rias: I was feeling a little languid, so I thought I’d take a little nap. Then I found you sleeping here.
(Y/N): For devil sake, control yourself! Your wings are out!
Rias see your wings are out.
Rias: Oh, oops.
Rias retract her wings.
(Y/N): Can’t you nap in the clubroom, President!?
Rias: & miss an opportunity to cuddle with my boyfriend?
(Y/N): First of all, you cuddle with me every night. Second, will you at least puts some clothes on when you cuddle with me?
Rias: Alright, I will.
(Y/N): Finally….
Rias: On one condition.
(Y/N): !!
Rias: Help Issei form a contract.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Rias wearing a nightgown
Rias activated a magic circle as She, (Y/N) are standing on it. Kiba, Akeno, Asia, & Koneko are watching them.
Issei: Um, are we really going together?
Rias: As I said, (Y/N) & I will be accompanying you as a supervisor this time.
Issei though about it for a second.
Issei(Mind): Well, if I’m with them, there’s no way I’ll fail. Then…
(Y/N) smacked him upside his head. Issei look at him.
Issei: What was that for?
(Y/N): Failing to form a contract.
Asia: Do your best, Issei-san!
Issei: Oh, I’ll do my best, Asia!
Akeno: Off you go!
The three then teleported into a room that is heavily inspired by samurai culture.
Issei: It looks like an apartment. But what’s all this Warring States Period stuff?
There is a suit of armor sitting down in a chair (💺) that doesn’t have a back to it. The armor stand up, scaring Issei.
Armor: Oh, are you the demons?
(Y/N): You sound like a woman. Are you?
Armor: Yes. My name is Susan. I came here to study because I love Japanese culture.
Issei: B-But that getup is…
Susan just know she is wearing the suit of armor.
Susan: Oh, I’m sorry! I clad myself in armor to be protected from the dangers of the night.
Issei: I think you’re doing it wrong.
Susan: But, I’m glad nice demons like you came. If scary demons had come, I would’ve had to… had to draw this Koji Kijinmaru Kunishige!
Susan draw out the blade, causing Issei to be scared while (Y/N) look at the blade.
Issei: You just drew it!
(Y/N): Can I see that blade?
Susan: Yes.
Susan gave (Y/N) Kijinmaru Kunishige & he started to analyze the sword.
(Y/N): Yep, this blade was Kunishige’s work, which has thus far been believed to be Hajime’s favorite sword. Although the original sword does not exist today, this product is made to resemble other Kunishige swords to bring Hajime’s sword back to reality.
Issei: Who’s Hajime?
(Y/N): Saito Hajime (1842-1915) was a member of the renowned military unit Shinsen-Gumi in the late-Edo period. He was present at the Boshin Wars, where Shinsen-Gumi have lost to the New Government Army. It was at that moment in history the New Government Party eventually demolished the Samurai regime forever.
Rias: How did you learn about that?
(Y/N): Well… since I already choose to study (📖) Architect, I got interested in cultural events.
Susan prepare us a cup of tea (🍵) as we sat down on the floor.
Issei: So, Susan-san, what do you want us to do?
Susan covered her face in embarrassment.
Susan: Please accompany me to the university, so I can retrieve the notes I left there.
Issei sweatdrop at the request she gave us.
Issei: That’s it?
Susan: The university is scary at night!
Issei: You’re the scariest here.
(Y/N): Issei, just do it & get it over with it.
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi (Y/N) wielding Murasama
Issei is walking (🚶♂) with Susan while she is wearing that armor.
Issei(Mind): Damn it. Why am I getting summoned by all these freaks?
Susan is getting scared as she draw out Kijinmaru Kunishige & start slashing as Issei is scared about her.
Issei: What’s wrong?
Susan: S-Sorry, streets at night are scary.
Issei got angry & shout at her.
Issei: You are the one who’s scary!
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Silver Samurai
((Note: Wait, what?))
Issei & Susan managed to retrieve her notebook (📓) as they both came back as Susan bow (🙇♂) in respect.
Susan: Th-Thank you so much.
Issei: See you, then.
Rias & (Y/N) walk back as Rias started to summoned a magic circle.
(Y/N)(Mind): Finally. He got a contract, I fulfilled my promise, & Rias will start sleeping with clothes on.
Susan started to blush.
Susan: U-Um…
Issei: What is it!?
Susan: Actually, I have another favor to ask.
Issei: Um, we can’t really do that. It’s only one wise per summon.
Rias: Oh, we don’t mind.
Issei: P-President!
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Rias choosing nightgowns
Issei is tearing up while Rias & (Y/N) are listening to her other request.
Rias: A boy you fell in love with?
Susan: Yes. I’m shy & thus couldn’t express my feelings.
(Y/N): I know that feeling.
Susan: He’s a very wonderful man.
Issei: I bet he look like a hairy warrior from the Warring States Period.
Rias: So, you want us to make him fall in love with you?
Susan: If possible, I don’t want any demonic powers involved. I want to earn his love on my own.
Issei: That means you don’t need us!
Rias turn to see Issei, only for her to hit on top of his head. Issei holds it in pain.
Rias: Then, why don’t you confess to him right away?
Susan: That’s… I can’t just do that!
(Y/N): How about a letter?
Susan: A letter?
Rias: Oh, yeah, a love letter might be a good idea.
Susan: Love letter (💌)!
Rias: It’s wonderful to convey one’s feelings in writing.
Susan: O-Okay! I’ll give it a try!
Susan then got writing tools & started to write a love letter to him.
Susan: I am writing you about no specific order of business, thus you may set your mind to ease.
Issei: Sounds like an official address.
Rias turns to Issei.
Rias: It’s all right. It’s the feelings that matter, not the form.
Issei: I’m not sure if that’ll get the feelings across.
Rias: Yes, it’s not the form. It isn’t… about the form.
(Y/N): Rias, is som—
Susan: I’m done!
Susan is finishing her & decided to ship the letter (✉) the same way messaging in the Warring States Period, by bow & arrow (🏹).
Issei: Sending letters via arrow!? Are you kidding me!?
Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Samurai armor
Rias, (Y/N), Issei, & Susan are in the park, waiting for the guy to arrived as Issei facepalm.
Issei: What is this?
Rias: Seems like he’s here.
Susan gasped happily as Issei is shocked to see the silver knight walking towards them with the arrow in his helmet.
Issei: The arrow! Susan! The arrow is stuck in his head!
Susan: Yes, I thought about different ways to do it, but sending a message via arrow was the only thing I could manage.
Issei look back at the knight.
Issei: B-But that’s…
Rias, (Y/N), & Issei are standing away from them as the wind blew the leaves in the air. Susan & the knight stared as in they were having a showdown. Susan is nervous, Rias, (Y/N), & Issei watched as the knight stares at her.
Knight: I have read your letter. It was wonderful message! I’m amazed you caught me off guard & shot me with an arrow. What a letter!
Susan: Oh no, all I was how to get it to you, Horii-kun!
Issei then facepalm himself.
Issei: I feel like I’m going mad.
Horii: I-I want to go out with you if you don’t mind.
Issei: What!?
Horii grab Susan’s hands.
Susan: Ho-Horii-kun! I’m so happy!
Horii: Susan!
Horii then hug Susan as Issei facepalm again while Rias is awe-inspiring to see how love is.
Horii: Your armor is wonderful.
Susan: Wow, your armor is also so hard & sturdy!
Timeskip brought to you by For Honor
After that second request, we went back to the clubroom as Rias have a picture of them
Rias: They are the perfect couple.
Issei: Y-You’re right… in a way.
(Y/N): At least you form a contract. That’s good.
Issei: Yeah.
Rias: Say, Issei. Is it ok if I talk to (Y/N)?
Issei: Sure. See ya.
Issei wave goodbye to (Y/N). As soon as Issei left the door, (Y/N) look back at Rias, only for her to sit his lap with the right side towards him. He blushed.
(Y/N): R-Rias!?
Rias: How do you feel about being in a romantic relationship with someone you loved?
(Y/N): Um, well, I wouldn’t mind being in a relationship, although, I feel like that person could help out. I believe there’s a chance you can love someone who loves you back.
Rias is smiling as she has heard from her boyfriend. She lock (🔐) her arms around his neck & stares into his eyes.
Rias: I chose the right boyfriend.
((DONE! ISSEI FINALLY GOT A CONTRACT! BUT WHY WOULD RIAS STARES LIKE THAT? UNTIL THEN, STAY SHOCKING!!))