the capitans
hyena:
HEY
DAICHI
WHY IS YOUR TEAM BECOMING KENMA
hoothootfuckers:
YEAH
WE WANNA PLAY
dead:
our bad
we r talking to a friend
hoothootfuckers:
fRIEND?
I WANT FRIEND TOO
door:
is it a girl?
dead:
🔫🙄
door:
HUH😃
WHY ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT ME
dead:
i cant be the only dead person in this chat
might as well bring the ugly one with me 😌
hyena:
'cus i aint see two pretty best friends, always one of em gotta be ugly' Mark 34:12
hoothootfuckers:
amen 🙏
deachi:
iwaizumi must be the pretty one
door:
heart❤️ been🤯broke💔so😤many👅times⏰i👁i👁dont🤕know🤪what🧠to😼believe🙄
hyena:
pussy 🐱
door:
youre a fucking hyena 👁👄👁
hyena:
yeah and?
still got a dick tho 😤
basic male anatomy
door:
...
hoothootfuckers:
okay lets ignore shittykawa
can you add thy friend into this god chat?
→Welcome y/nhateslife. We hope you brought pizza.
y/nhateslife:
yo what tf is this
daichi?
dead:
hi y/n
welcome to literal hell 🤪
y/nhateslife:
oh my god
kewttt🥰😍😍🥰😘😘🥰😍😘😘😍😘😘😍😘😜😝😝🥰😘😙😚😗😋😗🥰😙
hyena:
hey
youre so hot
you denature my proteins
y/nhateslife:
are you interested in science? bcs ive got my ion you
hyena:
do you have 11 electrons? bcs youre sodium fine 😼
y/nhateslife:
oh- 😳
am i as sodium chloride as tsukishima?
hyena:
that salt shaker has nothing on you 😌
door:
wait wtf
i know this bitch
y/nhateslife:
yeah
this bitch posted a video of you being scolded by iwaizumi
favourite video i own 😌
door:
tHAT WAS YOU
HOLY SHIT I WAS TORMENTED BCS OF YOU
y/nhateslife:
you really made an impression when you crushed that girl's tits😳👀
door:
fuck this bitch
i was waiting for a girl not this piece of shit
😔🔫
dead:
good
shoot yourself-
door:
IM BEING BULLIED
y/nhateslife:
with that fat ego im not surprised
gotta kick you down a level ya know 😉
door:
im going back to iwa chan 😔💔
y/nhateslife:
aw byeeee
we'll miss you have a good day 😘🥰😍😘😗😜😛😋😗😍😘😛😜😜😋😗🥰😘😚😘😝😌😌😉🥰😝😜🙃😗😙😋😍😙😛🙃😝
door:
🖕
y/nhateslife:
such colourful language 🙀
hoothootfuckers:
HI HELLO
IM BOKUTO WHATS YOUR NAME
hyena:
its in her username idiot
hoothootfuckers:
dead:
y/n meet kuroo and bokuto
kuroo and bokuto meet y/n
y/nhateslife:
hello 👋
im guessing hyena is kuroo ?
hyena:
you know it 😌
hoothootfuckers:
shhhh youve had your time
its my turn now 😌
y/nhateslife:
question
why are your nicknames that?
hyena:
because he looks like this
y/nhateslife:
hOT
UH AH IMEAN
coll 👀
cool*
haha
shit 🙃🔫
hoothootfuckers:
you think im hot?? 🥺👉👈
y/nhateslife:
only if you want me to 😳👉👈
hoothootfuckers:
well i want you to 🥺👉👈
y/nhateslife:
well ur hot 😼👉👈
hyena:
wtf
😐😑😐
gotta clear my eyes of this bullshit
bokuto? hot?
hoothoot boy? hot?
owl ass? hot?
wrong bitch sorry
dead:
dude
kenmas calling you
get your ass back to your team and be a captain smh 😤
hyena:
says a captain on the captain group chat-
dead:
okay? 😐
door:
yahoo!
hyena:
oh he's still breathing
yeah i'll go back to my team now
*hyena is offline*
hoothootfuckers:
same here
akaashi is probably annoyed with me :P
*hoothootfuckers is offline*
dead:
im not gonna be caught dead messaging shittykawa
*dead is offline*
door:
rude asshats 😤
y/nhateslife:
yeah i dont care
door:
oh this bitch is still here?
bye 😜✌️
*door is offline*
y/nhateslife:
rude hoe 😾