Volleyboys || Haikyuu Chatfic

By boonyums

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y/nhateslife: you guys play volleyball right? jesus: yeah? y/nhateslife: have you ever gotten spiked in the b... More

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๐Ÿท
๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿน
๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿผ
๐Ÿฝ
๐Ÿพ
๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿถ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿน
๐Ÿท๐Ÿบ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿป
๐Ÿท๐Ÿผ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿฝ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ
๐Ÿท๐Ÿฟ
๐Ÿธ๐Ÿถ
๐Ÿธ๐Ÿท
๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ
๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน

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the capitans

hyena:
HEY
DAICHI
WHY IS YOUR TEAM BECOMING KENMA

hoothootfuckers:
YEAH
WE WANNA PLAY

dead:
our bad
we r talking to a friend

hoothootfuckers:
fRIEND?
I WANT FRIEND TOO

door:
is it a girl?

dead:
🔫🙄

door:
HUH😃
WHY ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT ME

dead:
i cant be the only dead person in this chat
might as well bring the ugly one with me 😌

hyena:
'cus i aint see two pretty best friends, always one of em gotta be ugly' Mark 34:12

hoothootfuckers:
amen 🙏

deachi:
iwaizumi must be the pretty one

door:
heart❤️ been🤯broke💔so😤many👅timesi👁i👁dont🤕know🤪what🧠to😼believe🙄

hyena:
pussy 🐱

door:
youre a fucking hyena 👁👄👁

hyena:
yeah and?
still got a dick tho 😤
basic male anatomy

door:
...

hoothootfuckers:
okay lets ignore shittykawa
can you add thy friend into this god chat?

→Welcome y/nhateslife. We hope you brought pizza.

y/nhateslife:
yo what tf is this
daichi?

dead:
hi y/n
welcome to literal hell 🤪

y/nhateslife:
oh my god
kewttt🥰😍😍🥰😘😘🥰😍😘😘😍😘😘😍😘😜😝😝🥰😘😙😚😗😋😗🥰😙

hyena:
hey
youre so hot
you denature my proteins

y/nhateslife:
are you interested in science? bcs ive got my ion you

hyena:
do you have 11 electrons? bcs youre sodium fine 😼

y/nhateslife:
oh- 😳
am i as sodium chloride as tsukishima?

hyena:
that salt shaker has nothing on you 😌

door:
wait wtf
i know this bitch

y/nhateslife:
yeah
this bitch posted a video of you being scolded by iwaizumi
favourite video i own 😌

door:
tHAT WAS YOU
HOLY SHIT I WAS TORMENTED BCS OF YOU

y/nhateslife:
you really made an impression when you crushed that girl's tits😳👀

door:
fuck this bitch
i was waiting for a girl not this piece of shit
😔🔫

dead:
good
shoot yourself-

door:
IM BEING BULLIED

y/nhateslife:
with that fat ego im not surprised
gotta kick you down a level ya know 😉

door:
im going back to iwa chan 😔💔

y/nhateslife:
aw byeeee
we'll miss you have a good day 😘🥰😍😘😗😜😛😋😗😍😘😛😜😜😋😗🥰😘😚😘😝😌😌😉🥰😝😜🙃😗😙😋😍😙😛🙃😝

door:
🖕

y/nhateslife:
such colourful language 🙀

hoothootfuckers:
HI HELLO
IM BOKUTO WHATS YOUR NAME

hyena:
its in her username idiot

hoothootfuckers:

dead:
y/n meet kuroo and bokuto
kuroo and bokuto meet y/n

y/nhateslife:
hello 👋
im guessing hyena is kuroo ?

hyena:
you know it 😌

hoothootfuckers:
shhhh youve had your time
its my turn now 😌

y/nhateslife:
question
why are your nicknames that?

hyena:
because he looks like this

y/nhateslife:
hOT
UH AH IMEAN
coll 👀
cool*
haha
shit 🙃🔫

hoothootfuckers:
you think im hot?? 🥺👉👈

y/nhateslife:
only if you want me to 😳👉👈

hoothootfuckers:
well i want you to 🥺👉👈

y/nhateslife:
well ur hot 😼👉👈

hyena:
wtf
😐😑😐
gotta clear my eyes of this bullshit
bokuto? hot?
hoothoot boy? hot?
owl ass? hot?
wrong bitch sorry

dead:
dude
kenmas calling you
get your ass back to your team and be a captain smh 😤

hyena:
says a captain on the captain group chat-

dead:
okay? 😐

door:
yahoo!

hyena:
oh he's still breathing
yeah i'll go back to my team now

*hyena is offline*

hoothootfuckers:
same here
akaashi is probably annoyed with me :P

*hoothootfuckers is offline*

dead:
im not gonna be caught dead messaging shittykawa

*dead is offline*

door:
rude asshats 😤

y/nhateslife:
yeah i dont care

door:
oh this bitch is still here?
bye 😜✌️

*door is offline*

y/nhateslife:
rude hoe 😾

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