Group Chat:
wotters & whatever
ALBUS
pardon my language,
but um
What the actual fuck
VIC
They burned down
my house
I'm fully prepared for
murder
MOLLY
if you and Teddy need
somewhere to stay, I've
got a spare room in
my flat
VIC
ily Molly, you're
the best
MOLLY
I know ;)
JAMES
So what are we
going to do about
this, because we
have to do something
DOMINIQUE
I agree with Vic's idea
VIC
m u r d e r
TEDDY
Nope
VIC
damn it
ROSE
Take legal action. I
mean, it was quite
obviously them. They
can't just commit arson
whenever they please
SCORPIUS
Yeah, there's a schedule
for that kins of thing
Arson is reserved for
Tuesdays, you heathens
VIC
We'll have to see abt
finding proof, I don't
know if we have enough
to convict them rn
LORCAN
They literally posted
a picture of your
burning house
FRED
I can see them arguing
it was coincidence, that
they just happened to
be there
LORCAN
But that's obviously a
lie, any sane person
would realize that
ALBUS
What, and we're
considering the
Ministry sane now?
JAMES
but I work for the Ministry
ALBUS
case in point
But seriously, majority
of the people in the
Ministry are just doing
everything they can to
act like nothing is
happening
VIC
and that's the problem
They want to make the
magic community in the uk
is the nicest place in the
world so others look up
to us, and they'll do
anything to keep it that
way. Even if it means
ignoring the fact that
people are literally
going missing because
of it
LILY
I vote anarchy
VIC
Same
TEDDY
So we'll have to
investigate, see if
we can find anything
incriminating
JAMES
But that sounds like
it takes effort
TEDDY
Deal with it, loser
JAMES
:(
DOMINIQUE
Okay, so lets adress
the other thing
You evil rats got
engaged and didn't
tell us?? W h a t ???
VIC
Oopsie
FRED
oopsie is NOT an
acceptable answer
TEDDY
it's not like we were
intentionally hiding
it, we're not that evil!
It only happened a few
days ago so we were still
in the process of planning
the announcement
ROXXY
I can't believe you
didn't tell me immediately
so I could cry tears of joy
Now my tears have been
delayed
ROSE
What's this about an
engagement?? I only
knew about the arson
LOUIS
teddy and vic got engaged
but that sneaky gremlin
gang of slytherins found
out and told everyone
VIC
Sneaky gremlins
MOLLY
So when's the wedding??
TEDDY
Patience, Molly
MOLLY
F I N E.
HUGO
So what else was there?
Oh yes, how could I
forget
BETRAYAL
[HUGO HAS REMOVED LYSANDER
FROM THE CHAT]
ISLA
And we thought Lucy
was the traitor
ALBUS
I think it's infectious
If any of you betray us,
you're dead to me
ISLA
I will borrow your
kneecaps
VIC
okay, I won't betray
you
LORCAN
as funny as this all is,
has it occured to you all
that my brother just
joined a group of
baby terrorists who are
helping someone who
would gladly commit
genocide
DOMINIQUE
I knew there was a
reason I didn't trust
him
SCORPIUS
Maybe it's a misunderstanding
LILY
How could it be? I feel
like it's pretty clear what
is happening
Out of nowhere
somebody posts a
picture of that
asshole kissing abby
fucking parkinson
lying cheating traitorous
b a s t a r d. I'll kill him
LOUIS
i'm worried about him
LILY
w o r r i e d ?
How are you not
filled with rage
ALBUS
he's setting records,
first ever hufflepuff
traitor
LOUIS
he can't stand that group,
especially parkinson
i mean he's incapable of
hating anyone bc he's too
insisten on being kind and
all that, but this is about as
close as it gets for him
he wouldn't willingly do
this, and you guys know
that too
LORCAN
Yeah, but we thought the
same thing about Lucy,
and look where that got us
VIC
I wouldn't give up
so easily, Lorc
I think Lou's right
LOUIS
as always
VIC
don't get carried away,
I wouldn't go that far
ALBUS
maybe we should actually
be sure that he's not really
a traitor before moving on
and assuming that's the case
I mean, we don't exactly
know for certain
LOUIS
consider the following:
i know my boyfriend
well enough to confidently
say that he doesn't think
genocide is alright
ISLA
the standards are low
HUGO
to be fair, that group
isn't supporting
genocide, just supporting
a genocide-supporter
ROXXY
oh yes because that's
so much better
VIC
So what do we do then?
Not just about Lys, about
all of it. We can't just wait
for things to change anymore
JAMES
we get stabby
🔪🔪🔪
TEDDY
james no
ROSE
Honestly? He has
my support
HUGO
I have an idea
VIC
a bad one?
LORCAN
What other ideas does
he have?
LILY
^ terrible ones
HUGO
I'm gonna go talk to
lys and lucy
ROSE
brothr ur an idiot
DOMINIQUE
let me get this straight:
a little granger-weasley
child is going to walk
into a party full of
death eaters who are
probably drunk and
ready to commit murder?
HUGO
pretty much, yeah
LORCAN
How do you manage to
be so incredibly stupid
HUGO
Practice
ISLA
and lots of it ^
HUGO
what can I say, times
like these bring out
my inner gryffindor
TEDDY
you're a hufflepuff
HUGO
irrelevant. goodbye
VIC
goodbye, don't die!
wait that's not funny
JAMES
also, there are SEVERAL
other points that we are
going to be discussing, but
they can wait
SCORPIUS
Let's deal with the actual
crimes first, then we
can talk about the other
stuff
a/n
i have the attention span of a three year old. just thought I should let you all know
-v