sorry if this is short! I couldn't really think up of anything so I made it sort of a crack fic :p
Recently, Kurapika finished his revenge. You noticed that he's been feeling down and drowning in an indescribable emptiness. So you decided to invite him over to bake with you to get his mind off of things
"Okay Kurapika! Let's start baking!" You said excitedly
"I've never done this before..." He muttered
"You haven't? Well that's okay. I'll help you" You smiled
"Alright" He felt his cheeks heat up
10 minutes later
As you mixed the cake batter, Kurapika was washing his face.
"Maybe I should just do this now." You huffed
"What'd I do wrong? I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything wr-" Kurapika was interrupted
"Kurapika, you literally ate the egg yolk, Ripped the cake mix and spilled it all over the floor, and then proceeded to also eat the ENTIRE stick of butter. And you're asking what you did wrong?"
Kurapika stayed silent. Because you were right. He did eat the egg yolk. He did spill the cake mix. He did eat the entire stick of butter. He was guilty of doing all of these things.
Suddenly Kurapika saw a bag of Doritos
Maybe I can microwave these and give them to y/n as an apology....
So when you went to the bathroom while the cake was in the oven, Kurapika worked on his apology gift.
When you came back The kitchen was on fire and kurapika was passed out on the floor next to the microwave
what happened.