Ruby: well what are you waiting for? Start it!
View puts the next movie on, continuing the RVB storyline.
Caboose and Washington are seen approaching a base in the middle of nowhere. the base was very destroyed with a hole in the side of the wall.
Washington: and your sure this is the right place?
Caboose nodded
Caboose: yeah! We all got our orders at the same time, he tried to hide his from me so I wouldn't find him.
Washington sighed
Washington: I can't imagine why.
Caboose; so I asked if it was like hide and seek, and he said yes. The only way he was going to win was if he died before ever seeing me again.
Pyyhra; I thought you said they were friends?
View hummed a bit, before coming to a stop next to Pyyhra
View: they have a, complicated, relationship.
Weiss: that's one way to put it.
Washington: and he knows about freelancers?
Caboose nodded
Caboose: yeah, he knows the most about your Ai games, he dated Tex!
Washington looked confused at caboose
Washington: he dated Tex? How could a pe-
He was cut off by a sniper shot going off, completely missing both of them.
???: FUCK!
Washington: sniper! Get to cover!
Washington ran behind some rocks while caboose stood there in the middle of the area, completely open to sniper shots.
Ruby: what's he doing! He's gonna get himself killed!
Blake shook her head
Blake; I knew he was an idiot, but I didn't know he was suicidal.
The sniper spoke from the other side of the wall
???: ok that was just a warning shot, but the next one is going right between your eyes!
Washington tried to reach out and reason with caboose, who was still standing in the exact same place.
Washington: private caboose, get down!
Caboose: wait a minute....
Mercury: idiot! Run that's a sniper!
Emerald shook her head
Emerald: the sniper is gonna hit him any moment.
View chuckled, as the video continued
The sniper spoke once again
???: alright, I warned ya, siyanra Bi-atch!
The sniper fired again, missing again
???: aw come on, what the fuck!
Caboose: I know that voice! Church! Church is that you? It's me! Your all time best friend!
Church (Jaune): Caboose? Caboose is that you?
Velvet: why is Jaune shooting at him? Aren't they friends!
View: as I said, they have a complicated relationship.
Yang: it's a good thing this Jaune can't aim for shit.
Caboose: yes church it's me! I have missed you so much!
Church continued to fire his sniper at caboose, missing every single shot he fired.
Caboose: did you miss me!
Church threw his hands up in defeat
Church: fuck! I missed him!
Caboose cheered
Caboose: I knew you did!
Church came up into view, just in the front of the wall
Church: go away caboose.
Washington said what everyone was thinking
Washington: This is your friend?
Tai: am I the only one with common sense around there?
Summer chuckled
Summer: looks like it.
Tai sighed
Tai: poor other me.
Washington; and he's shooting at you?
Caboose shrugged
Caboose; at me and things around me.
Goodwitch: he even admitted that he's shooting at him! Caboose get your head in the game, he's trying to kill you!
Caboose: yeah this is kind of our thing, he's acts like he dosent like me but he really does. Also he might bring up something about me killing him-
Washington: what?
Caboose: ignore that.
Qrow: no wonder he hates him, the guy killed him!
Opzin mumbled to himself
Ozpin; so he has life after death, like me maybe?
Church again stood on top of the wall
Church: seriously, scram.
Caboose: Church! This is agent Washington, he wants to speak with you!
Church looked at caboose in disbelief
Church: you brought a freelancer here! What's wrong with you?
Ren: why is Jaune so afraid of freelancers?
View: freelancers are elite super soldiers, and Jaune does not have a great track record with them.
Agent Washington stepped in front of caboose
Washington: open This gate.
Church smiled smugly under his helmet
Church: no can do bud, you see this is a secure facility. Nobody in, nobody out, sorry guess you'll have to come back, never.
Washington sighed and shook his head
Washington: oh no, guess I'll just have to walk through the huge wall in you "secure base."
Ironwood: why the hell is there a hole in the wall! He should have fixed it, it comprises the base!
Church sighed in defeat
Church: fine, I'll open the fucking gate.
Church led them inside, showing the trashed oddly empty base.
Church: sorry about the mess, I would have cleaned up if I knew someone was coming. But hey, no one called.
Winter raised an eyebrow
Winter: where are all the soldiers? This is a big base, there should be at least a battalion.
Ozpin nodded, agreeing with winters logic
Ozpin: I agree, is seems as if he is alone there.
Washington too seemed to be confused by the lack of men in the base, and turned to church
Washington: how long have you been here?
Church shrugged
Church: what's today?
Washington: it's Tuesday
Church: I've been here 14 months.
Washington: what? Over a year, by yourself, alone?
Church nodded
Cinder: that seems pointless. Leaving one trooper in a base.
Coco: that's gotta be pretty mentally damaging right?
Neptune nodded along with coco's logic
Neptune; he's left alone with his thoughts, gotta he boring as hell.
Church: yeah, it's been great. I- just- great, really great.
A call came in, as Washington stepped away to answer it.
*this is command calling recovery one, come in recovery one*
Washington: you are really an odd group of people.
Sun: that's an understatement.
Washington: command I have found a few blue team members with extensive experience with omega.
Church; did he just say omega?
Caboose nodded
Caboose; yes, and some other words too.
*good job agent Washington, please stand by for orders*
A blur steps from the shadows, walking by and listening in. Caboose seems to catch it, but dismisses it.
Roman: it's back. The meta is watching them.
Ruby shivered a bit
Ruby: creepy.
*now that you've reassembled the blues you should head to outpost 17-b, gather some information based on what they know*
The blur keeps moving, getting closer as to hear the call from command better.
Weiss: 17-b, wasent that the place where all those people were massacred?
View nodded
Weiss: why would they want to go back?
The call from command continued
*we need you to stop the meta at all costs, this is a level 1 directive, good luck wash*
The call ended as Washington turned back to the blues
Opzin: so they know of the meta, and are trying to stop it. Maybe they aren't so bad, but more misguided?
Washington: alright, let's get going?
Church: let's get going? At what point in this conversation did you think we were all buddy's, I'm not going with you.
Caboose: yeah! Your not in our buddy club!
Church: shut up caboose.
Yang; dam, Jaune is pretty mean to caboose.
Blake; he obviously hates him. But caboose is too dumb to notice.
Church: and what did I tell you about that armor?
Caboose: you told me to upgrade!
Church; this is mark-6 armor that's Mark-5, this is a upgrade!
Caboose; in a top ten list, 5 is better then 6!
Church: we're not a top ten list!
Ironwood face Palmed
Ironwood: this is chaos
Washington: how do you guys ever get anything done if all you do is argue!
Church: we don't! That's part of our charm, quit fucking it up!
Washington: listen, I know your all rapped up in your Red vs Blue battles-
Caboose: Blue vs red battles, it sounds stupid when you say it wrong.
Qrow: Blue vs red just sounds, wrong. And I have no idea why.
Washington; this is a real military operation! Not your fake simulation stuff. Something is hunting our top agents and I need all the help I can get to stop it!
Church laughed
Church: stop it? If it's killing freelancers I want to build it a fan club, make it a website!
Ren: he really hates freelancers, I really wonder why?
Washington: and now that the ship from your canyon has crashed, we think it's more powerful then ever.
Church's interest seemed to peak
Church: wait, you found texes ship? Where?
Washington smiled
Washington; come with me and I'll show you.
Sun: so Jaune only cares about this Tex person?
View: yes, I guess you could say that.
Church: ok, we'll go with you.
As the group walked away, caboose spoke up
Caboose: Yes! This is going to be the greatest road trip ever!
Church: If you say anything positive, I will fucking kill all three of us.
Caboose: fine, I'll be super depressed about how super awesome this will be!
But, the camera stays on the base, as the meta un-cloaks and takes a strange device out. It seems to take Washington's messages from command and send it to someone else, with the name "robot nuts" with that Meta closes the device, but stops when someone else also emerges from the shadows.
Roman: Jesus! How many people are in the shadows here?
This person is in Pink and green armor, as a bright green AI emerges from behind her.
Delta: are you sure this is a good idea agent South Dakota?
The newly named agent South Dakota speaks to the ai
South: as long as we keep our distance, we'll be fine.
Meta loads his bruteshot, ready to take another AI.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN