incorrect quotes • days union

By sectornocturne

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1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
2•is soup a drink?
3•crunchy conditioner
4•too young for discord
5•microwaved cereal
6•what the fuck
7•onions
8•scary and his tin foil
9•is lava wet?
10•a bitch living lavish
11•all odd numbers have an e in them
13•macabre tries teaching kids
14•scarys wife
15•rain
16•emotionless sells his bath water
17•wifi password
18•placid's wish
19•communist detected
20•placid annoys practical
21•rejected 27 times
22•these are called chips?
23•unpredictable goes flying
24•great steals horrid's kidney
25•is that seat taken?
26•evil
27•psychic
28•let them be lesbians
29•brutus's parents
30•funeral
31•dead parents
32•babysitting
33•stand up comedy
34•push up pop
35•historians when
36•babies
37•truth or dare
38• keyboard
what if
fuck
what
39•vine
40•fly high kasimir 🕊
41•candy crush
42•poor
43•mcdonalds
44•screw you guys (affectionate)
45•omg she did it guys !!
46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
47•daycare
48•banger post guys!!
49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
50•bedtime
51•water
52•sunflowers
53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
55•dates
56•don't even know what to title this lmao
57•average kasimir and zemin argument
58•money
59•depressed
60•how far is a lightyear?
61•satire
62•birthday
63•men supporting men 🤩
64•sunrise president moment
why im leaving wattpad/du
65•bro went in for the kill
66•i've fucking had it with you
67•todays the day.
68•weez
69•coping

12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is

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Emotionless:Should I make myself a quesadilla or just have some yogurt?

Horrid:Yogurt.Only strawberry though.Cherry is nice too

Scary:Quesadilla

Horrid:Chicken quesadilla is the best

Emotionless:Quesadilla it is then

Great:What's..that

Scary:Bro

Scary:You don't know what a quesadilla is?

Great:Never heard of it

Emotionless:My guy

Scary:Someone make a quesadilla for him or something-

Horrid:You fucking moron

Horrid:You fool

Horrid:You imbecile

Horrid:You swine

Emotionless:You can stop the bullying now

Great:No seriously,what is it

Horrid:Shut the fuck up

Horrid:Who doesn't know what a quesadilla is

Horrid:This is bullshit

Scary:You know you can stop the bullying now right

Horrid:He's a fucking disgrace

Emotionless:*Gives Great a picture of a drone carrying a baseball bat*

Great:Is that a quesadilla?

Horrid:Yes

Scary:OH YEAH DEFINITELY

Emotionless:Yes,that's a quesadilla

Great:Do we eat it?

Scary:The drone starts coming for you at full fucking speed

Horrid:Easy win when it tries to swing the bat,the string gets caught in the blades and jams it

Horrid:Plus,I can just punch the shit out of it like a toddler

Emotionless:Plot twist,I control the drone

Horrid:That would be fucking terrifying

Scary:Plot twist,this becomes a porno

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