"Thanks again"
"Yeah whatever, I just need the money"
Wonwoo waited for the call to hang up before he started getting changed. He woke up at 5am that morning wanting to finish his research assignment due in for the next day, and when he says 'finish' he also meant start the stupid paper
It was around 9am when Wonwoo was finishing his 45 minutes break (which, in reality became 2 hours) when Seungcheol had called him in for an extra shift
Something about moving in new furniture after the 97 liner flooded the café
In any other circumstance, he would've declined. It wasn't his fault so why should he be involved?
But unfortunately for him, he had lost to his college friends in the dreaded credit card roulette and had to pay for 8 people who each ate at least 2x the average meat portions
Yeah, his wallet was feeling a lil light and his bank account once again needed to be replenished
Wonwoo walked out of his apartment and after a 15 minute ride on the bus, he found himself in front of the clown house, as he referred his place of work, for a 4th time this week
The only difference was some boxes by the tree, which he assumed to be the furniture, waiting to be brought in
The building was quiet. If it was any other building Wonwoo wouldn't have had a second thought about it, but unfortunately for him, this was Fallin Flower est. and if anything, the silence meant something no good
Well, if he was gonna die today, it better not be because of some dumb idiots dropping a fridge on him or something
He entered through the doors and saw an unsightly scene
Everyone was bringing in some furniture from the backdoor like normal people
Huh, Wonwoo never thought these people could do anything remotely normal
"Hey Wonwoo, thanks for coming again. There are a few others running late but they'll be here. Most of the stuff has been dropped off at the back, so if you wouldn't mind, let's get to work"
"Sure" He began to carry the furniture and also mentioned the few boxes at the front
Before he could get to them, he saw Jeonghan and Jihoon walk in with them
"Wow, I never knew you guys actually worked" muttered Wonwoo
"Hmm, don't think too lightly of us" Jeonghan said sweetly, a huge contrast to his glaring eyes. And on top of that, Jihoon was glowering at him from behind the taller man
Wonwoo rolled his eyes, seemingly unaffected by his displays of anger, but on the inside he was quietly expecting to die in the hands of Jeonghan
Everyone had managed to bring in all the furniture in about 10 minutes. But now, everyone was gathered around the café in an argument on how to arrange the place
"I have double artistic creativity than all of you combined, so obviously I should be the one arranging" Jeonghan said smugly
"Shut up Han, you just want to get out of moving furniture and boss us around" commented Seungcheol
"No. That's just a bonus" Jeonghan smirked
"Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty. Now why don't we just organise the café like before. Problem solved" said Jihoon
"I'm pretty sure YOU'RE just trying to get out of doing extra work" snickered Minghao
"Oh shut up" the older retaliated
"But wouldn't it be nice to freshen up the café's looks?" Commented Seungkwan
"Yeah! Who was the bugger that decorated it last time anyways? It was too bland if you ask me" said Jun
"HEY!" Complained Mingyu. Wonwoo assumed it was him then who decorated before
Once again, Wonwoo was surrounded by those loud, idiotic, socks-for-brains men
"PFT-"
'BWAHAHAHAHA"
A boisterous laugh cut through everyone's arguments
"Chan what's going on?" Asked Minghao
"Everyone come look at this- HAHAHA"
Soonyoung and Chan were gathered around the furniture and seemed to be looking at the tags
They've finally lost it, Wonwoo couldn't help but think
"Yinguehvarr" [Yngvar] someone tried to pronounce before a few others cracked up
Wonwoo took a closer look at what Soonyoung was holding. It was the tag of one of the furniture
Before Wonwoo could point out what could possibly be so funny about a tag, and what in the world was Soonyoung spewing. He noticed the familiar yellow and blue colours
Ahh, IKEA
What else is there to be said?
The group seemed to take an interest in the furniture names and gathered in a circle as each one tried to pronounce its Swedish name (And yes, Wonwoo was in fact dragged along by Mingyu when he saw the black-haired man try to escape. Again)
"Rounnnniingeh" [Rönninge]
"Jasouniengefe" [Janinge]
"Noureiferrarrryd" [Norraryd]
"Ienngahtouurp" [Ingatorp]
(These are fr guys, I went on the IKEA website just for this)
Everyone, except Wonwoo and Jihoon, was laughing hysterically as each person tried to pronounce the odd words
"Ugh, this is a hellhole" muttered Wonwoo
"Kaannaggglieiueg" [Knagglig]
Then suddenly, a bright flash erupted from the middle of the circle, and dark clouds begin to emanate from the light. The smoke begins to take form or some weird thing. Wait, it looks like some buff creature
Wonwoo looked around and see some scared, excited and blank faces
He looked up again and see the something take a physically form
Wait was that a hORN??!
SPIKY HAIR??
WINGS?!
Then a loud shriek erupted from the thing, in which the boys slammed their hands over their ears. When the thing quietened down, they all look up and... dear Lord help them
"Uh, I think we summoned a demon" Minghao said
"Yeah, no sh*t"
//HRUUAGUHIAUAAA!!// the thing screeched, baring its sharp teeth
There was loud crash of thunder (And a few Ikea furniture) and explosions from the demons hands as he eyed his first prey
//DIEEE!// (shineeee lmao) the thing yelled
"lol bye" Wonwoo yeeted outta there as fast as he could. No way in hell was he actually gonna die today
"WONWOO DON'T JUST RUN YOU WUSS, COME HERE!"
"UWAAAAHHHH"
"EVERYONE RUN FOR IT!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"