just a teeny chapter filled with lashton because they are my favorite to write (and easiest) and i figured i should update so. yea. this is really stupid
loveeee u
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ashtonirwin to lukehemmings
lukehemmings:
darlinggg ?💘
ashtonirwin:
what did you do now luke
lukehemmings:
how did you-
ashtonirwin:
you only call me darling if we just got done.. doing the naughty, or if you're trying to butter me up
and last i checked we have not done such a thing
so what did you do
lukehemmings:
first of all.
"doing the naughty" 😂
baby you're the cutest
second.. how do you know i'm not just being nice
ashtonirwin:
luke.
lukehemmings:
umm
i exploded the microwave
a
shtonirwin:
and how did you do that
lukehemmings:
i left a fork in my bowl of cereal
are you mad at me 🥺
ashtonirwin:
what was a bowl of cereal doing in the microwave??
lukehemmings:
i wanted to see what hot cereal tastes like
ashtonirwin:
oh my god
and what business did a fork have in said cereal??
lukehemmings:
...
it saves milk for a second bowl
ashtonirwin:
i don't even know what to say to you right now
lukehemmings:
maybe say you forgive me and you love me ??
ashtonirwin:
i forgive you and i love you i guess
you're buying me a new microwave though
lukehemmings:
done !!
ashtonirwin:
i actually have something to tell you as well
lukehemmings:
yes baby 🥰
ashtonirwin:
ummm
i might've accidentally broken your xbox.
luke??
im sorry
are you crying???
lukehemmings:
what?? i never cry
ashtonirwin:
i can hear you sobbing downstairs
lukehemmings:
whatever
as long as i have you i'll live
ashtonirwin:
that's sweet
a tad dramatic
but sweet
lukehemmings:
we should host a funeral for the microwave and xbox
ashtonirwin:
are you high or stupid
lukehemmings:
not high or stupid thank you
it was just a thought
ashtonirwin:
hm
maybe we should
we could do it in the backyard
lukehemmings:
are YOU high ??
ashtonirwin:
maybe a little
i get stoned when i'm mourning
lukehemmings:
i didn't know you loved the microwave that much
ashtonirwin:
well we made a lot of memories
lukehemmings:
😢
so you're definitely buzzed right now ?
ashtonirwin:
uh yeah i'd say so
why
lukehemmings:
i just figured this would be a good time to tell you that the xbox was michaels and not mine.
ashtonirwin:
shit
well then why were you crying??
lukehemmings:
because when he finds out you broke it he's gonna kill you.. and i'll miss you
ashtonirwin:
oh god