A/N: 6,000 word chapter, gonna be a long one, at least 30 minute if i don't say shit
Also, sorry if this one comes late, since it's like 6,000 WORD TO WRITTE, AND I HAVE TO WRITTE IT TWO TIMES!
Also, Best ass, Jojo Pose, Thunder girl with big sword, Chinese Milf and Genderbend number 2 will be in the never ending(no) Harem of Y/N
Fun fact 2: I had to go into the deepest part of Deviant Art to find picture of Genderbend number 2, and trust me, that was weird
BUT found nothing about it, so she is not going to be on this chapter
Onto the Chapter
After my meeting with Kiana, the fun she had with me, and how i met Venti, i was tasked by Jean to create the project for Tomorrow
I worked on the project for hours before i felt a flash coming through my head, i saw what looked like memory?
It was weird people, with different hair color, with an alien with a tail and golden colour
I couldn't hear what they were saying, before i return back to reality, and felt my heart hurting me
Y/N: The fuck.... happened.....
Lumine enter the room, and saw me clenching my heart, and breathing heavily
Lumine: Y/N!
She rushed to me, but i told her to stop, as i regain my breathing
Y/N: I'm okay, i think i'm just overworking myself
Lumine: You should rest then, come on, Master Dilluc will make something for you
Y/N: Lead the way then
We walked toward the bar, but i never thought i would have a sight like that
Paimon and Venti, sleeping on a table, smelling beer, Dilluc facepalming at this sight, Jean and Lisa doing a drinking contest? And Kaeya laughing his ass off
Y/N: So, what happened here?
Ddilluc: Ah, Y/N, good timing, take care of Lisa and Jean, they didn't stopped drinking since they started a bet or something
Y/N: What's the bet about?
Kaeya: You
Y/N: ._.
Lumine: I just wanted you to rest, and here you have some work to do....
Y/N: Don't worry, i'm going to clear this in a instant
I walk toward Jean and Lisa table, as they sight landed on me
Lisa: My~ The man of the hour is finally here~ How are you doing, Darling~
Jean: Back off! He is mine!
Y/N: You two
They turn to me, as i frowned
Y/N: I hate women who drink alcohol
They become pale in a instant, and tossed their drink to the wall, and regained their composure
Lisa: Well, i hate drinking alcohol too
Jean: Well, we are on the same point here
They laughed, as i made my way toward them, and kissed their forehead
Y/N: No kiss on the lips, your breathing smell beer, i may be drunk by just kissing you two
I made my way toward Venti and Paimon, and shake them awake
Y/N: Wakey, Wakey, it's time for school
Venti: Five more minutes...
Paimon: But mom.....
Y/N: Alright then....
I warned everyone to cover their ears, as i took a deep breath
Y/N: IF YOU TWO DON'T GET UP IN THE NEXT SECOND, NO MORE FOOD MADE BY ME!
They instantly got up, and stood straight on their chair
Y/N: Good, now no drinking until the problem with Storterror is finished
Venti & Paimon: YES SIR!
Y/N: Good, i'm going to sleep, i feel like shit
I made my way upstairs, and laid on my bed, exhausted
Y/N: I have to wake up at 5 A.M if i want to finish this damn project, couldn't she told me like, a week ago?
Someone knock on the door, as i opened my eyes, and sigh
Y/N: Come in!
The door opened, revealing a concerned Lumine, but with a blush on her face
Y/N: Yo
Lumine: Hey, i-i wanted to ask you something
Y/N: Tell me
Lumine: C-Can i sleep with you tonight?
Alright, after Kiana, it's Lumine
Who's next? A chinese Milf who love me in secret?
(A/N: yes)
Y/N: S-Sure, you can
She smiled, and made herself confortable, on me
(A/N: THEY ARE NOT DOING IT, yet)
Lumine: Goodnight Y/N
Y/N: Goodnight Lumine
I drifted to sleep, feeling Lumine kissing me on the lips gently
KING CRIMSON
I woke up by hearing a loud explosion, startling me
Y/N: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Lumine wasn't here anymore, as i started to run toward the explosion
I saw a lot of guard taking out injured people from the knight H.Q
My eyes widened when i saw Lisa and Jean being taken, uncounscious
I saw a letter at the side of the building, and read it
"If you don't give us Y/N L/N, we will attack Mondstadt, and kill every civilian, starting by his closest friend
We will wait at the Lair of Stormterror"
I clenched my fist as hard as i could, bleeding in the process
I was shaking of anger of this
They wanted me? They will get me
I wiped the blood from my hand, and made my way to the Lair of Stormterror, with this 'project' of mine
They have made a great mistake by doing this
A N G R Y Timeskip
Every Monster in my way, died in a horrible way
I had to vent off some anger, and they were on the road, so it's a win-win
I was now in front of the barrier, protecting Stormterror Lair, as i took a device i made on the road
I placed it on the barrier, and the magic of my genius started
The device absorbed all the wind, before closing itself, channeling all of it inside
Y/N: If someone is dumb enough to attack me frontly, they will die
I entered the lair, and was instantly welcomed by at least a hundred of Abyss Wizard
Y/N: Seriously? That's how you welcome me? With small fries?
Wizard: How dare you mock us!
Y/N: Because i can
Little flying orb started to shoot FUCKING LASER at them, dominating them instantly
Reason? Big brain time
After a few minute, all of them were dead, but reinforcement appeard
There were at least an army of Guardian, waiting for me to make the first step
I sigh, and took instantly the third biggest device i had
Y/N: Gonna keep 'this' for the big dragon, i guess
I slammed the device on my chest, as it started to cover all of my body, revealing the armor i made
It was a feet taller than a guardian, as i smirked
Y/N: All right, fun time!
I charged at the guardian, and to say the truth, i never thought i would be THIS violent
I desactivated the armor, before turning around and see Venti, looking at me shocked
Y/N: What?
Venti: How did you do that?
Y/N: None of your business, return to Mondstadt now
Venti: And if i don't?
Y/N: Be sure to be ready to fight me. I may not be a deity like you, but i can kick your ass
Venti: Oh? Is that so? Well then, i guess i should not anger you any further, see ya at Mondstadt....... Original Herrscher
I couldn't hear the last part, because of the never ending wave of monster coming my way
I heard what look like a clap, as the monster stopped in their track and made a path for me to walk
I walked towars what look like the 'core' of the lair
Y/N: So, he is living here
???: I must say, you impressed me, by how much you killed, even though you are not a choosen one
Y/N: Start to show yourself first, so i can punch the shit out of you
???: As you wish
Someone landes behind me, and was like the boy version of Lumine
Y/N: Huh, you look like someone i know
???: That is none of your business, now that you're here, the 14th will certainly be pleased
He channeled what look like magic, as 14 seat, the last one being the most important one, since it was higher than the 13 other
Soon, figures started to appear, clearing 13 seat, but not the 14th
???: Here he is, as you wished, Herscher
Y/N: Neat, so you're the one responsible of all of this, is it?
Herscher 1: Yes, you are right, Y/N L/N
Herscher 2: She didn't come as always huh?
Herscher 3: She said she will come for a few minutes to see the said one, nothing more
Herscher 4: Does she know his name?
Herscher 3: Nah, didn't told her
Herscher 8: You idiot! You know how much of a pain in the ass she is when she doesn't know the concerned one
Y/N: Alright, who the fuck are you talking about, and why did you wanted me here
Herscher 1: You are here for passing a test, to see if you are worthy or not
Y/N: If i refuse?
Herscher 1: You will die
Y/N: Nah, think i want to live
Herscher 1: Good, your first test will be a fight against one of our monster
Y/N: Sure, bring it here, who is it?
Herscher 1: You must know him well....
Soon, Stormterror appeard, and landed in front of me, with a roar
Herscher 1: Since you will fight against Stormterror, as mortal call him
Herscher 6: Will he die?
Herscher 12: 10000 moras he die in the next second
Herscher 7: Deal!
I cracked my knuckles, and my neck
Herscher 1: Begin!
Stormterror rushed at me, and tried to bite me, but i was faster, and punched directly his jaw with my armor, knocking him over a wall
Herscher 7: Haha! My money bitch!
Herscher 12: Yeah Yeah, there it is
Herscher 1: Impressive, but the fight isn't fini-
He didn't finished his sentence, before a portal i knew too well appeard above us, as they got off their seat, and faced the portal
Soon, someone got out of the portal, and it was the one and only DIO!
*Take 2*
Soon, someone got out of the portal, and it was the one and only girl that fucked me, Kiana
Kiana: Hmph, it seems the test already started
Herscher 1: Yes, we already started
Herscher 7: Thanks to him, i won 10,000 moras!
Herscher 12: Oh shut up!
Herscher 8: He knocked over Stormterror in one punch
Kiana: Oh? Is that so? I wish to se-
Y/N: I'm here!
She looked at me, before her eyes widened, and hurried to me
Kiana: Darling, are you okay? Are you hurt? It's so good to see you!
Y/N: It's good to see you two, Kiana!
Herscher 5: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO HER LIKE THAT, YOU INSECT!
Kiana: SHUT IT! DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT!
He instantly shut up, as i laughed
Y/N: Oh my god, so you're their boss? It's incredible!
She blushed a little, before playing with her hair
Kiana: I-It's not that amazing, y-you know?
Y/N: Of course it is! Someone as beautiful as you being a leader of those guys, knowing you are a goddess too, it's incredible! You're amazing, Kiana!
She smiled shyly at my kind word, before Stormterror appeard once again, and charge at us
Kiana was about to take care of him, but i stepped in front of her, and sigh and glared at Stormterror
Y/N: Leave. This. Place. Now.
He stopped in his track, before slowly taking step back, and fly away
Herscher 6: He made Stormterror flee with just a glare?
Y/N: You okay there?
Kiana: I could of taken this myself
Y/N: I didn't wanted you to get you hurt, that's why!
She smiled, before walking toward me, and caressing my cheek
Kiana: You truly are worthy
Y/N: Of what?
Kiana: Being my husband
Y/N.Exe has stopped working
Herrscher 13: Your husband?!
Herrscher 12: How can a lowly human like him be your husband?! I'm sure he isn't worth it!
Kiana: Well, he is for me, and it's the most important thing
Herrscher 12: Well then, tell us how big he is!
Y/N: Did the conversation now turned to how long is my PP?
Herrscher 1: Yes
Herrscher 3: Incredibly weird
Herrscher 7: Why are we even talking about this
Kiana: To tell you the truth, he is way beyong everything you can think
She grabbed my clothes, as i knew where this was going
Y/N: Please don't
Kiana: You must show your superiority, Darling
She ripped my clothes off, revealing my 1.5 feet tall PP
Herrscher 12: H-How?
Herrscher 7: Yo, that's some size you got here
Y/N: You fool! This isn't even my final form
Herrscher 5: He can go beyond this?!
Herrscher 6: How can a human be this big?!
Kiana: Anyway, this test of yours is a success
Herrscher 1: But he did-
She send him a glare, as he instantly shut up
Y/N: Yay! I won! But i'm still naked ._.
Kiana: I have some business to attend, see you soon, Darling~
She walked in the portal, leaving me naked in front of the 13 Herrscher, as i stayed silent
Y/N: ....
Herrscher: ....
Y/N: Can i have some clothes? It's getting cold....
Herrscher 5: Let's kill him!
Herrscher 8: Are you an idiot or something?! He is her Husband! If we kill her, we will die!
Herrscher 5: He didn't finished the test! I say he fight HIM!
Herrscher 11: Oh! It sound interesting! Bring him!
Y/N: So, you're testing me behind her back, is it?
Herrscher 5: Yes, and you will die on this one!
Y/N: You know i have a button, that can call her anytime
Herrscher 5: ....
Herrscher 7: Pfft! He got you there!
Herrscher 5: SHUT UP! HE FIGHT HIM AND IT'S FINAL!
The universe around us changed, as we were now in the sea? And they were standing in a buble that protect them
Y/N: So, you're scared of 'him'
Herrscher 5: He is dangerous, so we have to be safe
Y/N: Pussies
Herrscher 5: You won't talk big when you see him
The plateform i was on, started to shake, and suddendly destroyed by a giant KAIJU?!
Y/N: YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS?! ALRIGHT WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS!
I falled in the sea, but was ready to use the second strongest device i had
I slammed it on my chest, as it started to grow bigger and bigger
Herrscher 5: It seems he failed
Herrscher 7: What a let down, seriously
Herrscher 1: Wait, something is coming
Suddendly, the giant Kaiju got punched in the face by something emerging from the water
Y/N: You wanted Y/N L/N? You got yourself in problem!
Y/N was now into what look like, a giant robot, who can beat giant ass without trying
Y/N: It's just you and me, asshole!
I charged at him, before punching it in the face once again, before it tried to slash me with it's claw
Y/N: Too slow, you giant freak!
I cut his hand off, it roared in pain, but it didn't finished, as i stabbed him in the mouth
Y/N: Ur mum is G A Y
I cut his head off, it falled on the water, dead, and i striked a pose
Y/N: It serves you right, to misjudged me!
I turned off the armor, as i landed in the bubble
Herrscher 5: I wouldn't be so sure, right now, 10 more Kaiju is heading toward Mondstadt, will you be able to save them
Y/N: Of course i can! Send me back there then!
Herrscher 5: As if we-
Herrscher 13: Sure!
Herrscher 5: What?! Why did you accept!
Herrscher 13: Because it will be epic!
Herrscher 5: It is not the meaning of this! He was supposed to fall into despair after seeing Mondstadt getting destroyed
Herrscher 10: Your plan suck, really
Herrscher 4: Yeah, no surprise you never had a boyfriend
Y/N: Can i go now?
Herrscher 5: No!
Y/N: Mean, i'm calling Kiana
Herrscher 5: W-Wait! We send you bacl! Just don't call her! And don't talk about this test!
Y/N: Okay
She sighed, before opening a portal behind me, as i smirked
Y/N: Thanks! And, another thing!
Herrscher 5: What is it?!
Y/N: I'm totally telling Kiana how mean you were with me, and about the test, YOU decided!
Herrscher 5: Wha-!
I walk in the portal, as the other Herrscher were trying to hold a laugh
Herrscher 5: THAT BRAT!
Herrscher 2 'Please don't tell Kiana, i'm scared boo hoo'
Herrscher 5: S-SHUT UP!
Herrscher 9: 'P-P-Please, i don't want Kiana to punish me, i'm a big baby boo hoo'
Every Herrscher laughed, as the 5th one blushed in embarassement
While they were discussing, the weird boy who look like Lumine, was waiting in the lair
???: He flirted with Lady Kiana, while i'm stuck with those Abyss Wizard...
Wizard: Senpai! Please notice me!
???: STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Return to Y/N
I was back at Mondstadt, and the first thing i heard was
Guard: WE ARE FUCKED!
Y/N: That's what i said when Kiana took me to the bedroom
I walk toward the gate, and see Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, Dilluc, Lumine, and Amber looking in front of them, seeing 10 giant Kaiju
Jean: Our weapon is useless against them
Lisa: To say the truth, we are in a bad position
Kaeya: We have to protect the civilians, it's the most important thing
Amber: We still didn't find Y/N!
Dilluc: Were could he be....
Lumine: Y/N....
Y/N: Yo! Mind giving me some space?
They turned to me, as i walk past them, and toward the 10 Kaiju
Amber: What are you doing?! You're going to die!
Y/N: Don't worry, i'm always prepared!
When i was past the bridge, i smiled
Y/N: Time to be a chad
I slammed the device on my chest, returning to the giant robot
Y/N: Come at me!
They all roared before charging at me
I tackled the first one to it's friend, and blocked another with my left arm
I slammed him on the ground, and kicked him toward the group
Y/N: What's the matter?! I thought you would take this seriously!
I took out my two sword, and started to slash through the monster, like it was butter
Meanwhile, everyone was shocked to see this
Paimon: HE IS DESTROYING THEM! GO Y/N!
Amber: YEAH! SERVE THEM RIGHT!
Kaeya: And when i first saw him, i thought he would never fight....
Dilluc: Trust me, i thought too
Lisa: Being this violent against monster, i wonder what can he do in bed~
Jean: You don't say~
Lumine: Woah....
Venti: Impressive, is it?
Lumine: When did you come here?
Venti: Just now, actually
Lumine: Y/N is really strong....
Venti: Well, i think this is not his full power, he is hiding another one
Lumine: You saw it too?
Venti: Yeah, and i think he is going to use it now
All: Huh?
She pointed toward the mountain, and see a giant Kaiju, ten time the size of the last one, coming they're way
Y/N: Yo, that's the boss? Or the mother?
I turned off the device, and suddendly slammed a slamm device on the ground
A screen appeard in front of me, as an I.A started to speak
I.A: Password
Y/N: STTGL
I.A: Password accepted
The screen turned off, as i stepped above the device, and smiled
Y/N: All right, you want a worthy oppenent? Gonna give you the strongest!
A light flash blinded everyone on the area
Once it cleared down, everyone couldn't believe what they were seeing
Y/N surpassed everything in this world with his genius, and for his ultimate creation
(A/N: Of course it's not the size of the universe, it would be too op)
Y/N: SUPER TEGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGAN!
Of course, the size of this ultimate creation wasn't stealth at all, and a certain chinese milf saw this, and got curious
Y/N: Since it's my favorite anime, gonna respect that line
The STTGL was changing it's own arm into a giant drill, and it activated
Y/N: Mark my words! This drill will open a hole in the universe! And that hole will be a path for those behind us! The dreams of those who've fallen! The hopes of those who'll follow! Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix! Drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Tengen Toppa! That's Gurren Lagann! My drill is the drill...that creates the heavens!
I launched my arm forward, piercing the giant Kaiju instantly, and send it toward the sky
Y/N: It's over
I turned my back from the Monster, and crossed my arms
Suddendly, the drill exploded, killing the Kaiju, and opening a hole in the universe itself, like Y/N quote
I dismissed the STTGL, and falled to one knee
Y/N: God, that was exhausting, wish they won't be too hyped by this...
Timeskip
Amber & Paimon: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Of course, things never go on my way when it comes to this, as Amber and Paimon shaked the life out of me
Y/N: Stop, please, i'm going to throw up
Amber: ANSWER US! CAN WE RIDE IT?!
Y/N: No, only someone as smart as me can ride it, peasant
Kaeya: Woah, so that's your employee?
Dilluc: Don't think i let him go with the knight like that
Jean: Come on, just one time, and then he choose between us
Dilluc: I said no
Kaeya: That's why no one love you
Lisa and Jean: Oooooh!
Dilluc: You want to die, are you?
Kaeya: Bring it on
Lumine: Y/N...
Y/N: Y-Yeah? Sorry, they shaked me too hard
Lumine: Why are you wearing just a boxer?
In a instant, Lisa and Jean had star in the eyes, and approched me, slowly
Y/N: All right, we're gonna calm down here, and- LOOK, A PICTURE OF ME NAKED!
Girls: WHERE?!
I took this chance to run away from them, and hide
Y/N: Think i escaped them...
???: But you falled right in my hand~
I turn around, but couldn't dodge the sword stabbed in my chest, by what look like a women
(A/N: Think she will be in the harem? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes)
Y/N: D-Damn, guess i really falled for that one, huh?
???: Yes, but you're creation will be used greatly, for our god, that is...
Y/N: Hehehe
???: What is so funny?
Y/N: I called an ambulance....
I then took out a taser, and attacked her with it
Y/N: BUT NOT FOR ME!
I shocked her as much as possible, before taking the little button Kiana gave me, and teleported to her
I was back to the garden, still in my boxer only
Y/N: Ah yes, the pea- Oh yeah i'm bleeding....
I falled on one knee, and breath heavily
Y/N: K-K-K....
I couldn't finish my sentence, before fallin the ground, bleeding to death
Before i could finish close my eyes, a portal appeard, and Kiana got out of here
Kiana: I felt that you came here, what is i-
She saw the state i was, and grew worried in a instant
Kiana: Y/N! You're bleeding!
Y/N: No.... Shit.... Sherlock....
Kiana: Hang on, i will heal you!
Y/N: Hey.... Are you.... More beautiful.... than before...?
Kiana: Shut up! Don't waste your energy!
I caressed her cheek, before smiling
Y/N: I Love..... You..... Kiana....
I closed my eyes, my hand falling, motionless
And that was the death of Y/N L/N.....
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No one believes it so gonna stop that shit
Y/N woke up a few days later, on a bed, Kiana snuggling close to him, to keep him for herself
She skipped all her duties for him, not like the girlfriend from now who live you for a ferrari that match their bikini
Girl who do this, you look like jabba the hut
Y/N: W-What? W-Where am i?
Kiana: You're awake..... I was so worried....
Y/N: Sorry.... I was just..... i have no excuse actually
Kiana: Who did this to you? I will kill them myself
Y/N: If i tell you i fell down some stairs, do you believe me?
Kiana: No, and i will make you my sex slave if you lie
Y/N: I don't mind at all for this part, but seriously, i don't know who did this, they were wearing a mask, BUT, it was a girl
Kiana: This bitch..... I'm going to destroy her for doing this to my cute little Y/N
Y/N: I love you too Kiana
I kissed her on the lips, before SHE took the lead, since i'm weaker than her, AND i'm injured
Kiana: You're not as strong as before~ I can do whatever i want with you~
Y/N: You know that if you do it now, i'm going to die?
Kiana: That... is not true, i will wait for you to be back at full power to finish this~
Y/N: Love you too Honey
Kiana: Did you.... just called me honey?
Y/N: Don't like it? I can stop if you wa-
Kiana: Don't you dare stop calling me that, from now on you are my husband, you will act like that
Y/N: Sure, i like it
Kiana: Good, i will make the ring, be patient
Y/N: Neat, so i'm staying here until i'm okay?
Kiana: Yes, and you can't say no
Y/N: More time to spend with you
She smiled, before kissing me on the cheek
Timeskip
It's been a full week since i wake up, and this time it would be the day, i give her the ring i made
It was hard to hide it from her, since, it's her dimension and she know what i'm going
But thanks to the Author (A/N: Np dude), she didn't know about the ring
Y/N: Kiana! Can you come here for a second?
She made her way to me, and frowned
She was upset because i didn't spend as much time as she wanted, and she started to get upset
Kiana: What is it? I have job to do
Y/N: I'm sorry for not spending time with you, but it was worth it for the gift i made
Kiana: Gift? Don't tell me...
Y/N: Ta-daa
I give her a box, as she opened it, and smiled widely
(A/N: That shit cost 37,000$)
Y/N: Hope you like it
Kiana: I FREAKING LOVE IT!
She hugged me as hard as she could, as i sigh, and patted her head
Y/N: If you hug me this hard, i die, it would be a shame right after i offer you this ring, RIGHT?!
Kiana: S-Sorry!
She let go of me, as i popped back my back, and strechted a little
Kiana: Now, my gift look ridiculous in front of yours
Y/N: Show me
She took something from a portal, and it was a collar for dog, where it was wrotten 'property of Kiana'
Y/N: *Mind* What did i do to get that
Kiana: I-I know it suck, sorry for showing it to you...
Y/N: *Mind* FOR THE WAIFU, I HAVE NO SHAME!
I took the collar from her hand, and placed it around my neck
Y/N: Who said it suck? I love it *Mind* Actually, it hurt my neck
Kiana: R-Really?!
Y/N: Yeah, Really!
She smiled widely, before carrying me, and BATISTA BOMB ME!
*Take 2*
She smiled widely, before hugging my arm hard, turning into a purple color
Y/N: So, i've lost an arm today
Kiana: Shut up, let me have the moment
Y/N: As you wish, H O N E Y
Timeskip
It's been a month since i've recovered, and i was back in Mondstadt
Kiana didn't want me to go, and even take my PP as an hostage, saying that if i cheated on her, i lost it
Of course, man of courage that i am, i stuttered and said yes honey
Once i was back at Mondstadt, i was instantly arrested by the Fatui because of the giant robot thing and all of this
Now i was in jail, waiting, for what? I don't know
Y/N: Cyberpunk was a great game....
Guard: Silence, you wizard
Y/N: Your mom was a wizard too
Guard: What did you said?!
Y/N: Yeah, when i was in bed with her, it felt like she used magic
Guard 2: Pfft!
Guard: Shut up you!
Guard 2: Dude, he destroyed you here, you have no right to talk
Guard: Like you can talk, you simp!
Guard 2: You wanna go, you pussy?
Guard: Whenever you want, cummonster!
They started to fight each other, and they're key falled in front of me, thanks to the plot
Y/N: Yes
I opened the door, but my freedom was short, because i was knocked out by what look like a chinese girl, with an eye patch
Y/N: Why......
Timeskip
I woke up on a careege, feeling something heavy on me
I opened my eyes, and see it was the woman who knocked me out who was sitting on my stomach
Y/N: Can you get off of me?
???: Why? All men would be happy to have a beautiful woman as me, sitting on them~
Y/N: Yeah, but you're as heavy as a Mitachurls
???: Why you!
Y/N: I'm saying the truth
???2: We're here! Knock him out!
???: With pleasure!
She was about to kick my face, before, i move it at the side
Y/N: YOU JUST WANT TO KILL ME!
???: EXACTLY!
???2: BEIDOU! HURRY THE FUCK UP! NINGGUANG IS WAITING!
Beidou: SHUT IT! I NEVER AGREED AT FIRST TO GO THERE!
Y/N: Yo, Ningguang suck as a name, yours is better
Beidou: Well, someone finally understand
She lift me up, like a bag of potato
Of course, she was carrying my leg, and let my head near her ass for REASONS
Y/N: You did it on purpose, isn't it?
Beidou: Yes
She tossed me to the ground, and i finally see where i was
I was now in a room, from a rich person, i think, since it have gold EVERYWHERE
Y/N: She like gold, is it?
???: Why, yes, you are not a monkey after all
Y/N: I want to say something, but it's mean, so i won't
???: You're smart too, i must say
Y/N: Yeah, anyway, who the fuck are you?
Ningguang: My name is Ningguang, the owner of the house
Normies would have said 'omg she is so beautiful, waifu material' but HERE WE DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
Y/N: You look like a grandma
A thick mark appeard on her head, as Beidou chuckled a little
Ningguang: It's rude to talk about a lady's age, you know?
Y/N: You're not a lady but a dinosaur
Another Thick mark appeard, as Beidou hold her mouth, so she won't laugh
Ningguang: You're rude, i know that from now
Y/N: No seriously, i think you were there before this planet was created
Beidou bursted in laughter, as Ningguang grabbed my cheek, and started to pinch it
Ningguang: I am a YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL lady, who SAVED you from jail, did you understand?
Y/N: Yesh
She let go of me, as i touched my cheek
Y/N: Old hag
Ningguang tried her best to not kill me, while Beidou was laughing her ass off
Ningguang: Anyway, do you know why i brought you here?
Y/N: Are you an idiot? I didn't even know who the fuck you were a second ago, how do you want me to know why you brought me here
Beidou: He is not wrong here
Ningguang: I brought you here, because of you fight against this giant monster, and how impressive you were
Y/N: Neat, i'm famous now
Ningguang: Yes, but not in a good way
Y/N: Is it that it scared some people and now they want me for themselves so they are the most powerful people in Teyvat?
Ningguang: That's..... true
Y/N: Easy, are you one of them?
Ningguang: Yes, but i don't want you to be chained like other want
Y/N: Chained? Like what?
Ningguang: Being constantly watched by guard, and instantly killed if something seems wrong
Y/N: ....
I stayed silent, before laughing, and holding my stomach
Y/N: Damn that was a great joke, that's not be chained for me, it's freedom
Ningguang: What do you mean by that?
Y/N: WHEN you have a girl that can destroy anything wit her touch in a second, and she CLAIMED you her property, all those shit are just toy
Beidou: What a lady killer
Y/N: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
A/N: I can confirm that, you have no idea
Ningguang: Who are you?
A/N: Shrek
Beidou: What?
Y/N: Good one
Ningguang: Huh?
A/N: Anyway, continue your conversation, i'm going
The story then turned blank, and we only see A/N, standing there, M E N A C I N G L Y
A/N: What?
A/N: No seriously why are you staring at me, it's creepy
A/N: .....
A/N: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT LET'S GO BACK TO THE STORY!
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A/N: I lied >:)
A/N: Why this joke is taking so long? you may ask
A/N: Easy, i just want to gain word without being too advanced in the story
A/N: You can use it too if you want
A/N: Really, right now, i'm like at 5.6K words, it's the best i ever did so far, so i take this chance to say something
A/N: You all are amazing people, who support someone like me, who is bad at writting, when there are great author who does not have as much support as i have
A/N: While i writte this, we just hit the 6K read, and it's awesome really
A/N: When i started this story, i was like 'yeah, writting shitty story goes BRRRRRRRRR' , but i was wrong. I had so much fun writting this story, i've read EVER COMMENT on my story, and laugh every time i've read a funny one
A/N: Normies may say 'What a loser, he is thanking people he will never meet', and i say, yes i'm a loser, but at least, i do content that people like, not like you
A/N: Anyway, i've been talking for too long now, let's go back to the main plot
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A/N: I LIED AGA- Ok seriously i stop
Return to Y/N
Ningguang: As i was saying, do you accept working under me? If you do a graeat job, you may have the honour of sleeping at the feet of my bed
Y/N: *Mind* Kiana is WAY better than her
Y/N: TF do you mean sleeping at the feet of your bed? You want me as a foot rest or what?
Ningguang: Yes
Y/N: I refuse then
Ningguang: A shame, Beidou
Beidou: Nah
Ningguang: What are you saying?
Beidou: He is a cool guy, way better than everything i've saw so far, so won't kill him
Y/N: In your face, OLD HAG!
Me and Beidou laughed, angering more Ningguang
SPECIAL CHAPTER FINISHED
A/N: Hey, i'm back :D
So, i said i would do a 20,000 word chapter, but since i didn't want to KILL this story and the other one too, and because i'm lazy, i changed it to a 6,000 word chapter
After i post the second 200 follower chapter, i'm going to take a break from writting, since i need it
ANYWAY..... I LIED I WON'T TAKE A BREAK
My poor health (._. )