i saw a funny video by @/sketchbagel on instagram with this audio and it struck inspiration
You: *smoking a cigarette* (don't do drugs)
Asahi: ">:O"
Asahi: *runs up to you*
Asahi: *wiggles* "Mushroom dance, mushroom dance...."
Asahi: ".....Whatever could it mean???"
Asahi: "It means you've lived a life of SIN"
You: "Huh-"
Asahi: *splashes a creative mixture of holy water and pepper spray in your face*
Asahi: *runs*
You: *suffering*
the end
(audio credits to @/VideoGameDunkey on youtube)