NOTE: I assigned the colors based on personality, not what they wear.
Group Chat Name - The Bloody Bunch
TheWerewolf: It's time.
TheShape: Time for what?
AnInnocentChild: I'm scared.
JamieStoleMyName: Me too.
Miner: I'm gonna regret this....
GHOSTIE: I'm not!
TheShape: Regret what?
TheCannibal: I'm worried-
IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: Hello, kids, I'm the color Red! And I brought my friends to teach you about them!
JamieStoleMyName: Mom?
IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: They're the colors of all the things you see
IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: And Red is me, the color of awesome things!
SpongeBobMeme: What are you doing?
TVGirl: I'm so confused-
IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: Like hearts! And roses! And Mars!
IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: But most importantly-
Miner: Blood blood blood blood blood
GHOSTIE: Hooray!
TheCannibal: WTAF?
AnInnocentChild: That escalated quickly-
HockeyPuck: Hi, I'm Orange, like Mac 'n' Cheese!
BaconBoi: WTF?
HockeyPuck: Let's name other orange things now, if you please!
HockeyPuck: You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand-
Miner: Prescription bottles
HockeyPuck: - monarch butterflies are your orange friends
HockeyPuck: La la la la la la
HockeyPuck: Cheese!
Miner: Pills!
GHOSTIE: Hooray!
TheShape: What the fuck is happening?
TheCannibal: I have no idea
BaconBoi: I'm starting to get concerned.
HockeyPuck: What are you doing?
Miner: What I was born to do
DancingQueen: As you can probably guess, Yellow's pretty fun!
Miner: JAUNDICE
BaconBoi: W H E E Z E
TheCannibal: Harry, are you okay?
DancingQueen: You can find it on a bus, or the rays from the sun!
Miner: JAUNDICE
DancingQueen: If you ask me, yellow's number one!
Miner: LIVER FAILURE
DancingQueen: If you like yellow and sour
Miner: JAUNDICE
TheShape: We get it, Harry, you're obsessed with Jaundice for some reason.
DancingQueen: Then try a lemon!
DancingQueen: JAUNDICE!!
DancingQueen: DANG IT-
SpongeBobMeme: I know this keeps getting asked, but WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
GHOSTIE: I once ate a bug that was the color green
TheShape: Why am I not surprised?
GHOSTIE: But the ER said it was a poisonous thing
GHOSTIE: So that explains why I threw up green
BaconBoi: No shit.
GHOSTIE: And inside that green, there were chunks of green!
AnInnocentChild: No one needed to know that
GHOSTIE: I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green!
TVGirl: I wish I didn't know how to read rn....
GHOSTIE: Hooray!
TheWerewolf: Why didn't you change that one?
Miner: I like that verse
TheCannibal: Of course you do
TheWerewolf: The ocean is a place where -
Miner: Nightmares
TheWerewolf: - many creatures live
TheWerewolf: It's the deep, Blue sea -
Miner: And it'll kill you to death
TheWerewolf: - and it's mysterious!
Miner: Especially if you are on Titanic
Miner: So let that sink in
Miner: Pun intended
GHOSTIE: Hooray!
TheShape: They've officially lost it.
BaconBoi: You're just now noticing this?
Ken: Don't blow this for us, man! Come on! **sigh**
Ken: Purple is the color of many different things, from a lilac-
Miner: **tases Chucky**
TheShape: I mean- He deserves it-
Ken: bITCH-
MommyIssues: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
ThruTheTV: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
GHOSTIE: ....
GHOSTIE: Hooray!
TVGirl: BAHAHAHAHAHA
MommyIssues: I guess it's my turn. There are brown things like dirt.
MommyIssues: I ... can't remember the words.
MommyIssues: Please don't hurt
MommyIssues: Me.
Miner: **tases Norman**
TheCannibal: WTF?!
BaconBoi: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MOM?!
ThruTheTV: White things include-
Miner: All broken bones
ThruTheTV: And doves and papers-
Miner: And rabies foam
ThruTheTV: There's iVORY-
Miner: Worth a lot of money
Miner: If you want to buy some then e-mail me!
GHOSTIE: Hooray! Hooray.
Miner: Black is the color of emptiness
Miner: I feel it in my soul cuz I'm an emotional mess
TheCannibal: Are you okay???
Ken: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Ken: **kills Harry**
TheCannibal: WTF, MAN?!
TheShape: I'll get the taser.
AnInnocentChild: That escalated quickly-
Ken: TAKE CARE OF THE BODY!
Ken: Shove him up a kid's nose or something!
TVGirl: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JamieStoleMyName: HAJFDLKSDFBSLKG
SpongeBobMeme: How is that even remotely possible?
TheWerewolf: That was fun.
GHOSTIE: It was a lyric prank! Okami's idea, of course!
HockeyPuck: "The Crayon Song Gets Ruined"
Miner: I'm never doing something like that again.
TheWerewolf: Shut up. You were totally into it.
TheShape: I hate this fucking family.
That took a while! I decided to skip the last verse cuz it feels kinda racist and I don't want to offend anyone. But, yeah. Hope you enjoyed this trash.