CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD, spam

By bIudhaven

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here's what you missed on glee
imagine a lobster with human ears
apparently im 2'8
its 8 am and i cant do math
sometimes i fall down the stairs because i have to wake up
contol alt delete my existence
i blame saddo
arrest mario 2020
smh
f-f-f-frog face f-f-frog face
sometimes i wonder if people
i like
respond or i'll cry
avvy wavvy asf thanks per s e eee
um what if i just sit here instead of doing pushups
be proud of me because my parents arent
im not 😹 running around my backyard 😹😹🗡 because you want me too 😹😹
yeah yeah ❤️
idc who you are pls
head scratch
how did i already finish my coffee this is dumb
i wrote and researched an essay in an hour and a half
yesyes of course
why am i only happy in the car
i am immune 😌⛄️✨
lol this all sucks
phillip hatebot
it's been a month
english is so stupid
i spent 8 hours today doing hw for one class
part title idk what else to put
motivation said 😋
why wont it let me publish this 🏃‍♀️💨
90 seconds
my weekend
my fingers are cold brr very short part i promise
social high !!!!!!!
🫂
call 1 833 - 688 - 2697
comment i am lonely or dont idk lets hug
cry (that was me crying)
Um WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A BAGEL IS
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED (NOT CLICKBAIT)
bc i am starting this even though i posted the previous chapter 3 hours ago
this entire part is sleepy and tirern
BLASPHEMY
i havent played animal crossing a long time
UGHGNSFJK im on my computer
go ahead & remove this from ur libraries im updating daily
avni is a genius she is smarter than everyone
i miss my friends
i love reading mmm someone kiss me
hope i can be better in the future
screnshot lasy for klas
abnis s cl ool expeidrne
and then i will post it
AAAYYYYOOOOOOO thibka of title llgoged ip
im so exhausfdded of evrutjign i cabt dohis
u guys i stsrted this is novemeber embarrasjng right
hi cool kids on the block
did u miss me (threat)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS
i am having the time of my life
DOG 🫵🫵🫵🫵
graphic design is my passion
oobly boo!0y
silly billy bing bong
hello

i started writing this on october 19

16 2 11
By bIudhaven

october 19 , 2020 :

sharpies smell like nail polish but turn into nacho cheese doritos the longer you smell them

i got a hundred on my group test bc i was the one who was putting the answers into the google form

my group members were like i got a and i was like why and they told me so i went type type type click clonk

now i want doritos

or pickles

i have both so im gonna get some pickles

wait im in class i can't get up and leave rn

smh smh
thats dumb 🏌️‍♀️

ok its lunch time im gonna have pickles

october 24 , 2020 :

its been 5 days and im backpack 🎒

ok but who are gavin and stacey and

does anyone like ?? watch gavin and stacey

other than phillip ???

who even spells stacey like that it's stacy

i think idk actually stacy's mom is the only

other place i've seen / heard the name stacy

i rhbjnk

im seeing my best friend for the first time
since march on friday 🐓

i have a history assignment to turn in

but it was due yesterday

but i didn't do it bc it was a lot of work

so i'll do it today + tmrw bc don't have history today

texas is so stupid lol

anyways so

you can eat elmers glue and you'll just get a stomachs ache

so like

im gonna eat my elmers glue i think

so i went to the candy store with my sister

omg chocolate covered gummy bears are

my favorite thing ever i love them sm sm sm

also wth cherry moved onto our island

like omg miss thing is the coolest villager

anyways

math is hard

also my parents bought a roomba thing and i hate it so much

it's so annoying and it's so stupid

like mans ran into the same spot on the same wall 4 times yesterday

oh lol my phone is at 4% ok bye i'll brb

october 25 , 2020 :

ok im back im so cold wasn't it like 90 degrees yesterday

i used to play the violin right

my mom was like so what do you wanna do with ur violin

bc like you barely played it and if you had put more time into it maybe you would like it more and wouldn't have quit it

and i was like 🧍
miss thing i played that instrument for like 45 minutes a day and not more bc i had to practice piano too 👩‍🍳

so now i just have a violin sitting on the floor in the middle of my room in its case

and i don't even practice the piano anymore 🐓

tbh i wouldn't mind playing it again but like

i don't want to 💃

ok i have school now brb

october 27 , 2020 :

so i started chilling adventures of sabrina today

and i've watched like 5 episodes

and it's playing rn

and every five minutes im like

satan? not satan demon. AMBROSE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

also um ross lynch is so pretty hshcjwjs

omg this is so sad wmnodjejdj

ok i love harvey sm like ?? he doesn't deserve this ???

he just ate his own heart um ambrose good sir

so i just realized

i've spent more time watching sabrina today

than i spent studying in school

it's like 11 pm i think idk actually

ok so it's 6 am now

and

i've been up all night

i watched all of season one today

so that's 11 hours 👯‍♀️

i'll watch season two tmrw/today

ok now it's 2pm

i haven't been able to watch as much bc school

but i don't think i have that much hw so

wait how long is s2

oe is 9 hours that's not bad

what's the difference between tv ma and r ???

omg i has mac n cehhese dor lunch

october 30 , 2020 :

it's been 2 days since then

i finished coas wth

im so said now i have to wait till december

ok bye again i'll be back in a few days

wait before i leave

my dad was telling me i had to sleep downstairs bc

he never sees me or whatever and i'm like

ok literally i'm downstairs all the time but

u ?? are in ur office for like 14 hours a day ???????

so when do you think you're gonna see me

and i

he's like well let's move back into a one story

house then

and i'm like i

so then i'm just never gonna leave my room i

i'm very annoyed rn idk

so actually i think i might start posting like this

like i update the same one for like a few weeks

and then just put the date on it

or idk i'll update tiny parts if it's important

but otherwise i'll just put it in here and post this after a few weeks

idk

ok i'm still mad

november 2 , 2020

it was literally the first a minute ago

like it's midnight lol

but anyways

i really throw my earphones across my room 3 times a day and wonder how they broke 😐

like i didn't realize they were broken until after i listened to that scene of gideon screaming from season 1 for an hour and half while doing homework 😐😐

and my parents are asleep
and they thought i was asleep too 😐

anyways they work on my phone

and like i fucked around with them and they work on youtube but the second i move to spotify the music starts playing out my main speaker like 😐

so i'm just listening to music off my phone now

ok i have to finish my hw bye now 😐🏌️‍♀️

it's been 20 minutes and i'm back and i've decided i'm gonna post this rn even thought i wanna gonna wait a while idk just talk to me i'm lonely even through my best friend texted me and i didn't reply i don't wanna talk to her rn bc i just dont wanna go to the imessage app 😐🏌️‍♀️

also did u know this is the 99th part in this book but only gonna be the 94th published part 😐

i wrote a few chapter things and then didn't post them bc i felt weird abt them and didn't end up liking them 😐

ok bye

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