(Inspired by real conversations in my Discord chat and the name will now correlate to whatever the chat name is atm. BTW the convo isn't EXACTLY like the real one for comedy purposes cuz this convo was really just me being odd and flirting with my waifu.)
[Started on 10/21/20 if that tells you anything about how unmotivated I am]
ᴘᴇɴɪꜱ ᴄᴜʟᴛ
(There's a story behind this name if you'd like to hear it lmao)
i really shouldn't be allowed to have a belt
im thinking of everything i could do with it
are those thoughts kinky or depressing? both at the same time
[RollingThunder]
p a i n
i fell on my arm really hard at practice
chile-
anyways back to the belt
it has so many uses, ya know
tying hands, wrapping around necks, HANGING YOURSELF-
we won't talk about that one
[Great King]
Tying legs together-
Okay-
No.
I needa stop.
please don't
[Great King]
I tied my belt around my hands
Cuz why not, ya know.
me next
[Great King]
Damn, I was gonna say that.
[Great King]
yes, please
[Great King]
This belt is still around my neck.
I'd rather it be around someone else's but that's fine.
i wanna be that someone
[Great King]
Bet.
is that a promise?
[Great King]
Promise
[Great Cat]
IM SORRY
oh hello there, Kuroo
[Great Cat]
I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM BOKUTO
SAYING SOME PEOPLE ARE TURNED ON MY FEET
AND JUST RIGHT AFTER THAT MESSAGE
I GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM YOU SAYING IS THAT A PROMISE
kasjhfdkjzhsfkjgh
[Great King]
OH I JUST FOUND OUT THE BELT CHAIN CAN BE A NECKALCE
your hands are my fav necklace
[RollingThunder]
(y/n), no
that kinky
[Great King]
(Y/n), yes
That's kinky
i know you would like to choke me, Oikawa
[Nice Kill Tanaka!]
kinky mfers
yep.
(The rest of this isn't based off a real convo but instead a real EVENT)
Few hours later
so uhm...
kinda married now
[Great Dad]
HUH?!
[Sugamama]
MC FUCKING SCUSE ME???
[Great King]
Yep, totally married.
[RollingThunder]
TO THIS HOE??
LISTEN, LISTEN
we got married in Among Us
Elmo was there, I got proof
[Great King]
[Insert screenshots here]
(Oh fdkjhgkjfh lemme just show yall that this really happened to me. I am Baku, my wife is Deku. [No, I don't ship those 2, we just both kin them and my nickname is Baku])
(So if you were in that game... Which there is a slim chance you were... Hi, glad to see ya again! And if you ever encounter an orange Baku with the plague mask and black suit, that's me lmao)
[Great Dad]
Oh-
[Sugamama]
I-
sorry, i would've invited you guys to the wedding but it was kinda sudden
[RollingThunder]
OMG WE'RE HAVING ONE AT THE NEXT PRACTICE GAMEKDJHKGJH
[Great King]
Which is..?
[Great Dad]
Soon.
[Great King]
Okay then.
I'm headed to my wife's house.
oki
see you there
[Nice Kill Tanaka]
NO MIDDLE SCHOOL INTERCOURSE!!
(Only the real ones know this inside joke)
[RollingThunder]
YEAH!!
alright then...
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴏꜰꜰʟɪɴᴇ!
~~~
How was everyone's Halloween? Mine sucked.
Also!!! It's Voting Eve, please go vote! I'm only a child and can't vote but if you can, vote blue. It's the only way I'm keeping my rights :)
ANYWAY!! Next chapter will prolly be about politics or smth in honor of voting day so it'll prolly be a while since I'm depressed and unmotivated ;-;~~~
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Yee Yee I'm Outtie, Folks ♥