incorrect quotes • days union

By sectornocturne

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1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
2•is soup a drink?
3•crunchy conditioner
4•too young for discord
5•microwaved cereal
6•what the fuck
7•onions
8•scary and his tin foil
10•a bitch living lavish
11•all odd numbers have an e in them
12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is
13•macabre tries teaching kids
14•scarys wife
15•rain
16•emotionless sells his bath water
17•wifi password
18•placid's wish
19•communist detected
20•placid annoys practical
21•rejected 27 times
22•these are called chips?
23•unpredictable goes flying
24•great steals horrid's kidney
25•is that seat taken?
26•evil
27•psychic
28•let them be lesbians
29•brutus's parents
30•funeral
31•dead parents
32•babysitting
33•stand up comedy
34•push up pop
35•historians when
36•babies
37•truth or dare
38• keyboard
what if
fuck
what
39•vine
40•fly high kasimir 🕊
41•candy crush
42•poor
43•mcdonalds
44•screw you guys (affectionate)
45•omg she did it guys !!
46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
47•daycare
48•banger post guys!!
49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
50•bedtime
51•water
52•sunflowers
53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
55•dates
56•don't even know what to title this lmao
57•average kasimir and zemin argument
58•money
59•depressed
60•how far is a lightyear?
61•satire
62•birthday
63•men supporting men 🤩
64•sunrise president moment
why im leaving wattpad/du
65•bro went in for the kill
66•i've fucking had it with you
67•todays the day.
68•weez
69•coping

9•is lava wet?

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By sectornocturne

Radiant:Is water wet?Dumb question,argued out,tiring

Radiant:Is lava wet?Hot new debate topic,fresh,and exciting

Benevolent:You can boil water to make it hot so there's no reason for lava to not be wet as long as it's a liquid

Macabre:Lava isn't wet,there's no water in lava

Benevolent:Fuck you

Macabre:IM RIGHT

Macabre:YOU COMPARED IT TO BOILED WATER

Benevolent:It's still a liquid.That's all that matters

Macabre:THERES LITERALLY NO WATER IN LAVA

Macabre:ITS A ROCK

Benevolent:IM JUST SAYING

Benevolent:HOT LIQUID

Benevolent:LAVA IS LIQUID.I GOOGLED IT

Benevolent:But not always

Macabre:It's rock

Benevolent:But it is sometimes as long as it's not too violent

Benevolent:It counts as a liquid and liquid is wet

Macabre:If you get lava on yourself then you get burnt and it also dries into a rock

Macabre:You don't get wet

Macabre:And everything lava touches burns

Macabre:Wet would imply the surface becomes either damp or wet

Benevolent:

Benevolent:You're so mean to me

Macabre:I LOVE YOU BRO BUT YOUR FAVE IS IGNEOUS

Macabre:YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

Benevolent:JUST BECAUSE I LIKE A CHARACTER NAMED AFTER A ROCK DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW ABOUT ROCKS

Dreadful:What

Dreadful:What are you guys talking about?

Benevolent:Are magma and lava even different things or are they the same things?I don't even know that much

Macabre:Magma is different

Benevolent:Alright then

Benevolent:That's what I thought

Benevolent:What the fuck is the difference though?

Macabre:Magma is molten rock

Benevolent:I should look this up but I don't want to sound stupid to Google

Macabre:Lava is the shit you see on the surface

Dreadful:Water isn't wet though

Benevolent:

Macabre:Lava comes from magma

Benevolent:So the difference is just where it is?

Macabre:Pretty much,yeah

Benevolent:wild

Benevolent:Also,fuck you Dreadful,water IS wet

Macabre:I'm.Not getting involved in this-

Dreadful:Think about it

Dreadful:Fire isn't burnt

Macabre:He is right though

Dreadful:Who's right?

Benevolent:I'd assume you

Radiant:I left for a bit but why are you guys saying water is wet?

Macabre:Because Benevolent thinks lava is wet

Benevolent:I just wanna say that to be fair,I thought of the lava is wet argument in literally five seconds so-

Radiant:I did not spend my childhood watching Bill Nye and learning adjectives on Super Scribblenauts for some internet funnyman to say water and lava are wet

Benevolent:THATS ALL I AM NOW?A FUNNYMAN??

Radiant:I meant the op but yeah,now it's you

Dreadful:That's what we call,getting owned

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