Aizawa: ill give $10,000 to whoever leaks Bakuhoe's location
Bakugou: no one saw me hiding so give up
Izuku: why do you want to know where Kacchan is?
Aizawa: EriCussed.mp4
Izuku:
Izuku:
Izuku:
Bakugou: ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING, SHITTY NERD??
Izuku: Katsuki Bakugou.
Bakugou: OH SHIT NO PLEASE SPARE ME HAVE MERCY MASTER IZUKU
Mina: OH FUCK
Mina: @everyone IZU JUST CALLED BAKUGOU BY HIS FULL NAME IN BOLDED ITALICS
Koda: Oh my
Satou: SOMEONE GET THE POPCORN HOLY FUCK
Jirou: BAAABBEEEE!
Momo: Oh my...
IcyHot: Go get him, baby.
Mineta: Im actually terrified of Midoriya now
Ochako: this is gonna end so amazingly
Kirishima: im with bakubro right now and I have never seen this reaction from him
Aizawa: wdym?
Kirishima: hes literally afraid for his life and hyperventilating
Izuku: ill buy you crimson riot merch if you tell me where he is
Izuku: ill also reveal his weaknesses and how to counter him to shiketsu since I have blackmail info on almost every hero and of 1-A and 1-B
Midnight: oh what the F U C K
PresentMic: Holy shit Shota this kid is a lunatic
PrimeMight: Midoriya wtf
Inko: who got him like this?
Aizawa: Bakugou did
Inko: @Bakugou i suggest you run
Bakugou: SPARE ME PLEASE
Kirishima: hes with me at my dorm
Izuku: Thank you, Eijirou.
Bakugou: EIJI WHY
Kirishima: I need the CR merch.
Nezu: what in gods name is that unholy screaming I'm hearing from UA?
Nezu: WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN THE WALL AT HEIGHTS ALLIANCE?!
Nezu: WHY IS MIDORIYA BEATING THE EVERLOVING S H I T OUT OF BAKUGOU?!!
Aizawa: Bakugou taught Eri how to swear
Nezu: Go beat him Midoriya :D
DeleteGirl: what does 'fuck' mean?
Nezu: how did she get into the chat?
Aizawa: void fuckery, oh and Eri, its a no no word, don't use it
DeleteGirl: Ok uncle Aizawa!
Nezu: if you're the uncle who's the dad?
Aizawa: you wouldn't believe me
Aizawa: look at her full name
Nezu: Eri Mid-
Nezu:
Nezu:
(A/N I'm thinking of making an actual Eri Midoriya story, and I already made one, should I actually make it or not?)
Nezu: @Inko youre a grandmother
Inko: DID IZUKU HAVE A CHILD? ITS TOO EARLY WHY DIDNT HE USE PROTECTIONSKWNDIWKZBJWNANZK
Nezu: he didn't do the 'naughty' and did you forget hes sexually attracted to boys only?
Nezu: It would break Eri's heart so separate her from Midoriya so Aizawa let him adopt her, now he's legally a father, along with Todoroki
DeleteGirl: Shoto is my papa and Deku is my mama!
Mina: I don't blame her for that, Izu has feminine features minus the muscles
Denki: I bet if we add eyelashes he'll look like an actual girl right away
Mineta: Housewife Midoriya would actually be adorable and sexy, just wait for his muscles to slowly fade away and you have Midoriya but cute, with that adorable face and has the curves of a woman along with that slim body
IcyHot: back tf up you manwhore
Kirishima: Midobro is still making Baku bro suffer, its been 15 minutes since the beating stared and he passed out 6 minutes ago
Aizawa: better if we let him suffer for 45
Aizawa added FuckSleep
(That's Shinsou)
FuckSleep: yeah dad?
Aizawa: Bitchass pomeranian taught Eri how to cuss, brainwash her into forgetting them.
FuckSleep: k
FuckSleep: done
Aizawa: that was quick
FuckSleep: i have a first class seat of 'Bakugou gets beaten up by Izuku' along with her so it would only take a few seconds
Kirishima: im seriously worried its been 20 minutes
30 minutes later
MidgetNurse: good god Midoriya actually broke this boy
Bakugou: I took a picture of the nerd before the beat up
Bakugou: villaindeku.jpg
(Ignore the black nails lol. art not mine, its from a karma meme anim)
IcyHot: Holy shit hes H O T
Inko: My son looks so cool with a villain face?!
IcyHot: id let that Izuku pound me no lie
Aizawa: how are you even typing?
Bakugou: Kirishima here, im typing for him
Aizawa: ah
Staff chat
AllMight: are we going to ignore how RG sent us a medical report saying Bakugou suffered intense damage because she taught little Eri cuss words?
Ectoplasm: I can only imagine it was Midoriya since her name is Eri Midoriya
Aizawa: it actually was midoriya
Snipe: D A M N
Aizawa: and hoo boy he looks terrifying as a villain
Aizawa: don't tell the kids but I nearly wet myself seeing that picture Bakugou snapped before he got annihilated
Midnight: Send
PresentMic: i want to see what scared Shota so much
Aizawa: villaindeku.jpg
Midnight: HOLY SHIT HES SCARY
PresentMic: h e l p
AllMight: im actually terrified of my own successor, amazing.