so this will be angst :D
you guys have been dating for like idk a good few months??
Ushijima: *bursts into your room*
Ushijima: *bursts into dramatic monologue* "It's becoming increasingly obvious....."
Ushijima: "I can deny it nO LONGER....."
Ushijima: *dramatically looks into mirror* "I am small...."
You: "Bitch what the fuck, aren't you like 6'2"?
Ushijima: "Not that kind of small...... T^T"
You: *widens eyes*
and you dump him
the end
(original audio from spongebob)