Sorry, Wrong Number...//J.JK

By _EEA2_

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Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, w... More

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MEMES BITCHESS
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Discontinuing
Special Lil Som Som
1 MIL THANK YOU!! -extra chapter

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Jae & her seven dwarfs

Me
YALL I JUST REALIZED HOW DUMB I AM

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
we've been knew
Next topic

Me
BITCH-

Park G mean👺🍑
Imma have to agree with Yoongi hyung

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
Sorry Jae but you're literally the dumbest person I've ever met

Jungle suck😇🙏
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

Me


John John cook🤠💍
I'm sorry baby but it's true

Me

(YALL MY OTHER MEME WAS BLURRED BC IT HAD A GUN- I JUST REALIZED HOW FUNNY THAT IS BAHAHAHHAHA)
Me
BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE REASON WHY IM SAYING IM DUMB-

Kim tay young🌝☘️
Either way you're still dumb

Me
heart❤ been broke💔 so many times ⏰ i👁 i dont🤷‍♀️ what to believe 💭 yeah 👍 mama 👩 said 🗣 it's my fault👎

John John cook🤠💍
Yah that's my thing

Me
Shut up you dumb bitch

John John cook🤠💍
Technically you're the dumb bitch

Me
JINNNNN

Kim suck Jen🥵
No wait I'm enjoying this

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
Same

Me

Me
What is today??
Attack Jae day?

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
Can we make that an official day
And make it everyday

Me


Park G mean👺🍑
Why am I laughing 😂

Kim suck Jen🥵
Bitches be like "oh I'm going to do so many productive things starting today like eat healthy, work out once a day, and get all my work done" then find themselves 30 minutes later stuffing their faces with junk food while sitting in the couch watching a drama.

That's me, I'm bitches

Me
But why do I relate so much

John John cook🤠💍
I didnt even read that

Park G mean👺🍑
^

Jungle suck😇🙏
^

Kim tay young🌝☘️
^

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
^

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
I read it

Kim suck Jen🥵
THANK YOU
SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES MY WORDS
JOONIE I LOVE YOU

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
Oh.... uh.... I love you too

Me


John John cook🤠💍
Yes and I wish I didn't
My poor maknae eyes

Kim suck Jen🥵
Shut up bitch before I throw away your banana milk

John John cook🤠💍
🤐

Park G mean👺🍑
BABHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHS

Jungle suck😇🙏
😹😹😹😹

Me

Me
So that's how you shut him up

Kim tay young🌝☘️
Basically, yes

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
It's quite simple actually
LMAOOOOOOO

John John cook🤠💍
Man fuck all of y'all

Kim suck Jen🥵
JEON JUNGKOOK
I SAID SHUT UP

John John cook🤠💍
😔👉🏼🤐

Kim tay young🌝☘️
I HAVE AN IDEA ABAHHAH

Jungle suck😇🙏
WHAT IS IT??

Kim tay young🌝☘️
KOOK SHOULD ONLY TALK IN EMOJIS

Park G mean👺🍑
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES

John John cook🤠💍
🤨

Me

(My pfp hehehe)

Me
YESSSSSSSSSS
KOOKIE PLEASE

John John cook🤠💍
😚👌🏼

Jungle suck😇🙏
😹😹😹😹😹

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
Jk what did you do this morning?

John John cook🤠💍
😴👉🏼🥛👉🏼🏋️👉🏼😴👉🏼🎥👉🏼📱💬
( for the people who cant see the emojis- sleeping emoji-> cup of milk-> working out emoji-> sleeping emoji-> camera emoji-> and phone and text bubble emoji)

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
BAHAHAHAHHACHCJUDUJFFJF

Kim suck Jen🥵
OH MY LORD
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Park G mean👺🍑
Wait I'm confused

Me
Who's the dumb bitch now

Park G mean👺🍑
Shut your flat ass tf fuck up

Me
*gasp*
For your information I have a phat ass

John John cook🤠💍
🍑🤤👌🏼

Me
Thank you

John John cook🤠💍
😘

Park G mean👺🍑
HES YOUR BOYFRIEND OF COURSE HE WILL SAY YOUR ASS IS PHAT

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
I think her ass is fat

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
^

Park G mean👺🍑
My ass is bigger

Kim suck Jen🥵
It is a fat ass indeed

John John cook🤠💍
😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬🤬😡

Jungle suck😇🙏
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHY DOES JK MAKE IT SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAH

Kim tay young🌝☘️
Can we stop fighting over who has the fattest ass please
Its a tie

Me
That's a lie

Park G mean👺🍑
^

Me
Okay I give up jimin you have the juiciest ass and I'm jealous

Park G mean👺🍑
Aw thanks babe!

John John cook🤠💍
🤬😡

Park G mean👺🍑
But your ass is spectacular

Me


Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
What the fawk 😃

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
What the fuck just happened

John John cook🤠💍
🤷‍♂️❔

Kim tay young🌝☘️
One minute they're fighting
And the next they are complimenting each other

Kim suck Jen🥵
Mood swings am I right bois

John John cook🤠💍
🤨🔇👨🏼‍🦳🕑☺️🕒🤬😡

Jungle suck😇🙏
What the fuck did he just say

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
If im not correct he's trying to say that one minute Jin hyung is in a good mood then the next minute he's cussing out everyone that comes into his way

John John cook🤠💍
🤩👍🏼💯

Kim suck Jen🥵
Wait
YAH YOU FUCK TARD WHY AM I A GRANPA

John John cook🤠💍
👴🏼🤷‍♂️

Kim suck Jen🥵
JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU TWAT

John John cook🤠💍
😳🥴✌🏼
🏃🏻‍♂️💨

Me
IM DYIJGCJUFFIFJCJGJFII

Kim tay young🌝☘️
SAME GIRL BAHAHAHAHHAVIICIIGGIV

Kim suck Jen🥵
DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME YOUNG MAN

John John cook🤠💍
👨🏻‍🦯

Kim suck Jen🥵
DONT PRETEND YOU DONT SEE ME

Kim Nam June🤓🤏🏼
Sigh
I'm so done with life

Minion gi😎🤟🏼
Welcome to my life

WOAHHHHHHHY THATS A LONG ASS CHAPTER EVERYONE. I DID THIS DURING CLASS AND IT MAKES IT MUCH HARDER TO NOT LAUGH. AND IT WAS SO HARD BAHAHAHHHA DURING THE EMOJI PART. I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED. AND THIS IS PROBABLY THE FASTEST UPDATE IVE DONE IN A WHILE HAHAHAH. YALL GETTING FED BAHAHAHAHAHA

OK YALL I WENT BACK IN AND TRIED TO FIX THE EMOJIS. THIS ONE: 😴👉🏼🥛👉🏼🏋️👉🏼😴👉🏼🎥👉🏼📱💬 IF WATTPAD IS STILL BEING A BITCH AND NOT LETTING YOU SEE IT SCROLL UP AND I PUT AN EXPLANATION OF THE EMOJIS. IM SORRY TO EVERYONE COULDNT SEE THEM ☹️☹️😔

Until next time,

_EEA2_

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