BS: Here is a Asgardian and a Snow Elf.
MS: Night and the spirit of life calling.
BS: Oh, oh, iyo.
MS: Listen.
BS: Oh, oh, iyo.
MS: And a voice with the fear of a child answers.
BS: Oh, oh, iyo.
MS: Oh, Listen.
BS: Oh, oh, iyo.
Strange: Throne of the ancestors. Oh, son of the realm.
MS: Wait, there's no mountain too great.
BS: Oh, oh, iyo.
MS: Hear these words and have faith.
BS: Oh, oh, iyo.
MS: Have faith.
BS: Hela hey, listen.
Chorus: He lives in you. He lives in me. He watches over, everything we see. Into the water. Into the truth. In your reflection. He lives in you. Ingonyama nengw' enamabala.
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala. He lives in you, he lives in me. He watches over everything we see. Into the water, into the truth. In your reflection, he lives in you. He lives in you (oh yeah), he lives in me. He watches over everything we see. Into the water, into the truth. In your reflection, he lives, he lives, he lives, he lives in you. He lives, he lives, he lives in you. He watches over everything we see.
Tony: Ah, Clint—look at that little guy. A chip off the old block! And you gotta know who's gonna raise 'im...
Clint: His parents...
Tony: Okay sure, get technical. But who's gonna teach him the really important stuff? Like how to belch? And dig for animals? I'm telling ya, buddy...it's gonna be like old times. You, me... and the little guy.
Strange: It's a girl.
Tony: ...Girl.
Tony and Clint: Girl?! ...Oy!
Narrator: Few years later and Maddie is now a child.
Maddie: Wow.
Thor: Whoah. Where do you think you're going in such a hurry?
Maddie: Daddy! Let go!
Thor: Well, I just want you to be careful. Maddie...are you listening? Accidents can happen. You could easily get hurt, or stepped—.
Maddie: ...Hurt, or stepped on, or even get lost.
Thor: And remember,... I want you to stay in sight of the Asgardian palace at all—.
Maddie: At all times, I know. And if I see any strangers, don't talk to them. Come straight home. Okay, okay. Can I go now? Please?
Thor: Hmm. Very funny.
Sif: Mind your father, Maddie.
Maddie: Yes, mom.
Thor: And stay away from Jotunheim.
Hemdall: Nothing there but a bunch of backstabbing, murderous Frost Giants!
Thor: Hemdall's right...you can't turn your back on them.
Maddie: Really? How come?
Thor: Mmm...never mind. Just run along now.
Maddie: But dad, I—.
Thor: You'll understand someday. Go on.
Maddie: Dad...
Thor: And stay on the path I've marked for you!
Sif: Thor. Who does she remind you of? Hmm?
Thor: Huh? What? Who?
Sif: She's just like you were when you were young.
Thor: Exactly. Do you realize the dangers we put ourselves in?
Sif: You mean the dangers YOU put us in. She'll be fine.
Thor: Hey, Tony. Clint. Come here.
Tony: Good morning, mon Capitan.
Thor: I want you to keep a close watch on Maddie. You know she's bound to run off.
Tony: No worries, Thor. We're on her like famous on a archer.
Clint: Hey!
Tony: It's the hard truth, Clint. Live with it.
Thor: Guys, I'm counting on you. Danger could be lurking behind every rock.
Tony: Ah hah.
Maddie: Hey! Wait! Come back! I just wanna play! Ahh...the mighty hunter has cornered her prey. Errrh! Whoah...cool! Jotunheim! I wonder what's out there...
Maddie, Tony, and Clint: Eeeek!
Clint: Oooh, don't worry, Maddie—Uncle Clint's comin'!
Tony: Oh, no...ohh...let's see, uh...gee, Thor. The good news is, we found your daughter. The bad news is, we dropped a human on her. Is...there a problem with that?
Clint: Maddie? Maddie?
Tony: Clint! Let me define "babysitting"!
Clint: Sorry. Now, Princess Maddie...as Thor's daughter, you know better than to go off all alone. You could have been hurt!
Maddie: But...but...
Tony: Hurt! Oh...Thor would kill us! You didn't break a bone, did you?
Maddie: B-but...
Tony: Catch a fever? Get a hangnail?
Maddie: Nnngh! Tony...
Tony: I had one once.
Clint: Very painful.
Tony: Excruciating! Darling...with your complexion, you should stay out of the sun. Whaaat? Do you wanna wrinkle?
Maddie: Would someone please just listen to me?
Tony: I'm sorry; I wasn't listening. Did you say something, Princess?
Maddie: I'm not just a princess, you know. That's only half of who I am!
Clint: Oh, uh...who's the other half?
Maddie: Uh...well, I, uh...um...
Tony: Well, while you're figuring it out, let's eat. Chicken!
Clint: The
other white meat!
Tony: And so high in protein!
Maddie: Eww! Gross!
Tony: No? How 'bout you, big boy?
Clint: Aaah. Love chicken!
Tony: Not like...
Tony and Clint: Love!
Tony: Ohhh...you always do that! You take a bite out of every one, and then put it back. It drives me crazy!
Clint: But you can't tell from the outside which are the real soft ones!
Tony: Soft? Clint...my corpulent compadre. It's the crunchy ones that make the meal!
Clint: Soft!...Soft!...Soft!...Soft!...Soft!...Soft!...Soft!...Less filling!...Less filling!...Less filling!...
Less filling!...Low fat!
Tony: Crunchy!...Crunchy!...Crunchy!...Crunchy!...Crunchy!...Crunchy!...Crunchy!...Tastes good!...Tastes good!...Tastes good!...
Loki: Who are you, Asgardian? What are you doing?
Maddie: My father says to never turn your back on a Frost Giant!
Loki: You always do what daddy says?
Maddie: No!
Loki: Bet you do. Bet you're daddy's little girl! Ha ha! A Frost Giant doesn't need anybody. I take care of myself!
Maddie: Really? Cool!
Loki: Wuhh...waaaahh!
Maddie: Aaaaahhh! Run! This way!
Loki: That was a close one.
Maddie: Yeah...
Loki and Maddie: Whooaaahh...
Maddie: Hey...what about me?
Loki: I'll distract them. Run!
Maddie: Look out! Move it! I did it...I did it!
Loki: Hah!
Maddie: Whoah, man—did you see the size of those teeth? They were goin' "Rrrarrarrarr"...He was just totally eatin' you up right there, and I jumped on his head—and I bopped him so good—we make such a good team! And you...you were really brave!
Loki: Yeah..you were pretty brave too. My name's Loki.
Maddie: I'm Maddie. Tag! You're it! Tag! You're it! You're it! Hello? You run, I tag...get it? What's the matter? Don't you know how to play?
Thor: Fárbauti.
Fárbuti: Thor! Sif.
Sif: Fárbuti.
Tony: Tony, Clint. Great. Now that we all know each other...GET OUTTA OUR ASGARDIAN REALM!
Fárbuti: Your Asgardian Realm? This realm belonged to Laufey.
Thor: I banished you from the Asgardian Realm! Now you and your young child...get out!
Fárbuti: Oh...haven't you met my son, Loki? He was hand-chosen by Laufey to follow in his footsteps...and become king!
Tony: Pbbb! That's not a king...that's a scared child!
Fárbuti: Loki was the last born before you exiled us to Jotunheim, where we have little food, less water...
Thor: You know the penalty for returning to the Asgardian Realm!
Fárbuti: But the child does not! However...if you need your pound of flesh...here.
Thor: Take him and get out. We're finished here.
Fárbuti: Oh no, Thor...we have barely begun.
Maddie: Bye...
Loki: Bye...
Sif: Thor?
Thor: Maddie, what did you think you were doing? You could have been killed today.
Maddie: But daddy, I-I didn't mean to disobey-.
Thor: I'm telling you this because I love you. I don't wanna lose you.
Maddie: I know...
Thor: If something happened to you, I don't know what I'd do. One day I won't be here...and I need you to carry on in my place. You are apart of the great Circle of—.
Maddie: Circle of Life. I know.
Thor: Exactly. And you need to be careful. As future Queen—.
Maddie: But what if I don't wanna be Queen? It's no fun.
Thor: That's like saying you don't want to be a Asgardian. It's in your blood...as I am. We are part of each other. As you go through life you'll see there is so much that we don't understand.
And the only thing we know is things don't always go, the way we planned. But you'll see every day that we'll never turn away. When it seems all your dream's come undone. We will stand by your side. Filled with hope and filled with pride. We are more than we are. We are one.
Chorus: Family, family. We are one. Family, family. We are one.
Maddie: If there's so much I must be. Can I still just be me the way I am? Can I trust in my own heart or am I just one part of some big plan?
Thor: Even those who are gone are with us as we go on. Your journey has only begun. Tears of pain. Tears of joy. One thing nothing can destroy is our pride, deep inside. We are one.
Chorus: Family, family. We are one. Family, family. We are one.
Thor: We are one, you and I. We are like the earth and sky. One family under the sun. All the wisdom to lead. All the courage that you'll need. You will find when you see. We are one. As long as you live here, it's who you are. You'll understand someday.
Varian: Loki, Loki, Loki. Laufey wasn't even his father. He just took him in. Oh hey, Elsa. Where's the little frosty, Loki? The "chosen one".
Elsa: Varian! Where's Loki? Did you leave him out there on his own again?
Varian: Hey—it's every Frost Giant for himself out here. That little water's gotta learn to be on his own.
Elsa: Mother's gonna be mad. She told you to watch him!
Varian: Oh, who cares? I should've been the chosen one. I'm the oldest, I'm the strongest—ooogh! These waters! I could be a leader, if she'd just give me a chance!
Elsa: Yeah right. Why don't you say that to her?
Varian: Yeah? Don't think I won't!
Elsa: Oh yeah? Here's your chance.
Varian: What? Oh...mother! Mother, hi! Mother, I caught some deer for your dinner, I left 'em by the, um...by the...okay.
Elsa: Hey, Loki. You wanna...fight?
Fárbuti: You were supposed to be watching him!
Loki: It's not his fault! I went off on my own!
Fárbuti: What were you doing?
Loki: N-Nothing!
Fárbuti: Who has made us into monsters?
Loki: Thor!
Fárbuti: Who killed Laufey?
Loki: Thor!
Fárbuti: What have I told you about them?
Loki: Sorry, mother!...Sh-She didn't seem so bad. I thought we could be—.
Fárbuti: Friends? You thought you'd get to the daughter. And Thor would welcome you with open arms? What an idea!...What an idea! You brilliant child—I'm so proud of you! You have the same conniving mind that made Laufey so...powerful.
Varian: Yecch. Ugh. The "chosen one".
Fárbuti: I now see the path to our glorious return to power!
Loki: But I don't want—.
Fárbuti: Hush! Hush, my little one. You must be exhausted. Sleep, my little Loki. Let your dreams take wing. One day when you're big and strong. You will be a king.
Loki: Good night...
Fárbuti: Good night, my little prince. Tomorrow, your training intensifies. I've been exiled, persecuted. Left alone with no defense. When I think of what that brute did. I get a little tense. But I dream a dream so pretty. That I don't feel so depressed. 'Cause it soothes my inner child. And it helps me get some rest. The sound of Thor's dying gasp. His daughter squealing in my grasp. His Asgardian's mournful cry. That's my lullaby. Now the past I've tried forgetting. And my foes I could forgive. Trouble is, I knows it's petty. But I hate to let them live.
Varian: So you found yourself somebody who'd chase Thor up a tree.
Fárbuti: Oh, the battle may be bloody, but that kind of works for me. The melody of angry yells. A counterpoint of painful screams. A symphony of death, oh my! That's my lullaby. Laufey is gone... but Fárbuti's still around. To love this little lad. Till he learns to be a killer. With a lust for being bad!
Varian: Sleep, ya little water! Uh-- I mean, precious little thing!
Elsa: One day when you're big and strong...
Fárbuti: You will be a king! The pounding of the drums of war! The thrill of Loki's mighty yell!
Varian: The joy of vengeance!
Elsa: Testify!
Fárbuti: I can hear the cheering.
Varian and Elsa: Loki, what a guy!
Fárbuti: Payback time is nearing. And then our flag will fly. Against a blood-red sky! That's my lullaby!
Strange: Oh, Odin...every day Maddie grows more beautiful, into a Queen that will someday make us all very proud. But this child Loki grows stronger. And Fárbuti fills his heart with hate. I am very worried, Odin. Things are not going well. Hmm? You have a plan? What? Loki...Maddie...together? This is the plan? Are you crazy? This will never work! Oh, Odin, you been up there too long. Your head is in the clouds! Okay, okay, okay! Okay! All right—okay! I don't think this is going to work...but I trust you. I just hope you know what you are doing!
Fárbuti: You are ready! Nice...very nice. You have the same blackness in your soul that Laufey had. What is your destiny?
Loki: I will avenge Laufey...take his place in the Asgardian Realm.
Fárbuti: Yes! What have I taught you?
Loki: Thor is the enemy.
Fárbuti: And what must you do?
Loki: I must kill him!
Random Asgardians: Wow, her first hunt! You must be so proud, Sif. Here she is!
Strange: Maddie.
Random Asgardians: Good luck, Maddie! She'll be great. Her first hunt! You can do it! It's your day, Maddie. Good luck, Maddie!
Eliza: My, how you've grown!
Sif: You'll do just fine.
Maddie: Daddy...you have to promise to let me do this on my own. Promise?
Thor: All right...I promise. Make sure she doesn't get hurt.
Varian: Yeecch. This place is even creepier since the Dark Elves ran off.
Elsa: Mmmh. Sheesh.
Varian: I'm not scared, okay? I just don't know why we have to be here, that's all. If Loki was so special, why does he need us?...I never even had a CHANCE! Yaaah!
Elsa: That's it! Now come on...Maddie has started her hunt. We have to move quickly.
Varian: Oooh! Fire!
Tony: Tango-Charley-Alpha. What's your position?
Clint: Uhhh...upright...head turned slightly to the left...ears erect.
Tony: Why do I bother? Ah hah. This must be where the deer and the lions play!
Maddie: Tony...what are you doing here?
Tony: Uh...shopping! We thought a nice rug for the den...some throw pillows, a little potpourri...
Maddie: My father sent you. After he promised to let me do this on my own—he lied!
Tony: No...he just doesn't want you to get hurt!
Maddie: I should have known he'd never give me a real chance. I'll do this on my own. Away from the Asgardian Realm!
Tony: Hey! Wait! Come back! Oh...who can keep track of her? Maddie—come back! Oh...she's gone again! Somebody's gotta get a beeper for this kid!
Varian: Let's light fire! Roasty Toasty princess...roasty toasty princess...hey, is it hot in here, or is that just me? Fire! Yowww!
Elsa: Grr...come on!
Fárbuti: The plan is in motion. Go!
Hemdall: Don't worry, Thor. She'll be fine. What could happen?
Thor: No...no! Maddie! Hemdall! Sprint ahead. Find her!
Hemdall: I must tell Thor!
Maddie: Where am I?
Loki: You're safe..in the Asgardian Realm.
Maddie: The Asgardian Realm...no! Why did you bring me here? Who do you think you are?
Loki: I think I'm the one who just saved your life!
Maddie: Look! I had everything under control!
Loki: Not from where I'm standing.
Maddie: Then move downwind.
Loki: What are you doing?
Maddie: Loki?
Thor: Maddie!
Sif: Maddie! You're all right.
Maddie: Father...how could you break your promise?
Thor: It's a good thing I did. I almost lost you. No more hunts for you; not ever!
Maddie: But I was doing just fine! Even before Loki—.
Thor: Loki?
Sif: Thor?
Strange: Hey! You! How dare you save the King's daughter?
Thor: You saved her? Why?
Loki: I humbly ask to join your realm.
Thor: No! You were banished with the other Frost Giants.
Loki: I have left the Frost Giants. I am a rogue. Judge me now, for what I am...or am I to be blamed for a crime I didn't commit?
Sif: Thor...you owe him your daughter's life.
Hemdall: Mmm...yes, sire. Clearly we are in his debt...and royal protocol demands that all debts be paid. Though in this case you might want to make an exception.
Thor: Hmmm. My father's law will prevail. For now, I reserve judgment. We'll see who you really are.
Hemdall: Hmph! Riffraff.
Maddie: Hey...uh, thanks for saving me today.
Loki: What kind of hunter are you, anyway—Princess? You almost got yourself killed out there.
Maddie: What?
Loki: You wouldn't last three days on your own.
Maddie: Oh...and I suppose you could teach me?
Loki: Heh...yeah.
Thor: Maddie!
Maddie: Coming! All right—impress me. We start at dawn.
Loki: I look forward to it.
Varian: Oh...oh...d-d-did you see that?! He let her go! If that were me—.
Fárbuti: Hush. The fire-rescue worked perfectly, and Thor fell for it. Now, the closer Loki gets to the daughter, the closer he gets to Thor! And once he has Thor alone...rraaagh!
Odin: Thor! Thor! Help me!
Thor: Father! Dad...just..a little...farther...
Laufey: Gotcha! ...Trust me.
Odin: Thor!
Thor: Noooo! Laufey! Loki...?
Maddie: G'morning! I'm ready for my first lesson. Surprised ya, huh? Hey, c'mon. Let's go!
Loki: Three...two...one...
Maddie: Gotcha! You could hear me...huh?
Loki: Only... a lot. You're still breathing too hard. Relax...feel the earth under your feet...so it doesn't shift and make noise. Ssshhh. Watch the master...and learn.
Tony: Aaaahhhh! Don't kill me! Please! I...I...I never really met your tyrant. I mean, uh—Laufey. Laufey. Oh, heck of a guy. A little moody, but, I...
Maddie: Tony! What are you doing here?
Tony: Maddie! Thank goodness! Ohh! Hey...for once, we're not following ya. This just happens to be the best bowling alley in the Asgardian Realm. Chicken everywhere! But, you don't call for a reservation, and—yeesh! Get outta here, ya stealers. Go on! Shoo! Shoo! Oh!...Oh!...oh.
Clint: Ohh...Tony, I'm getting tired. I gotta lose some pounds!
Tony: Shoo! Go on! Shoo! Shoo!
Clint: Hey! Maybe he can help. Ya think?
Tony: Shoo! Oh! Yeah...there's an idea. Right. Let the evil Frost Giant-hey! Wait! I have an idea! What if he helps?
Clint: What?
Tony: You wanna lend a voice? Huh? Grr. Guh...yell! Work with me!
Maddie: Like this.
Tony: Yee-haa!
Loki: Why are we doing this? What's the point of this training?
Maddie: Training? This is just for fun!
Loki: Fun?
Tony: Ya gotta get out more often. Fun! Yee-haa! Ha ha ha ha...woooo-hoo!
Loki: Yee-haa! Yeee-haaa! Yeeeee-haaa!
Maddie: Uh-oh.
Mice: Thhhpppbbt!
Tony: Hey Elf!
Loki: What a blast!
Clint: Oh...sorry.
Tony: You're okay, kid...
Loki: Hey!
Tony: You're okay...
Maddie: Um...s-sorr—uh....
Tony: Hey! Are you two comin' or what?
Loki: See that? See that? Look at that! It's really pretty.
Maddie: What? Oh yeah! Um—look...there's one that looks like a baby rabbit. See the fluffy tail?
Loki: Yeah...hey! There's one that looks like two Frost Giants killing each other for a scrap of meat! Ah, I've never done this before.
Maddie: Really? My father and I used to do this all the time. He says all the great Kings of the past are up there.
Loki: Do you think Laufey is up there? He wasn't my father, but he was still...part of me.
Maddie: My father said there was a...a darkness inside Laufey that he couldn't escape.
Loki: Maybe there's a darkness in me too.
Thor: Father... I am lost. Loki is one of them. Laufey's heir. How can I accept him?
Sif: Thor?
Thor: I was...seeking counsel from the Great Kings.
Sif: Did they help?
Thor: Silent as stars. My father would never—.
Sif: Oh, Thor...you want so much to walk the path expected of you. Perhaps Loki does not.
Thor: What? How do you know what—?
Sif: I can see them down there just as easily as you can. Get to know them and see.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Loki: Nothing.
Maddie: Loki...
Loki: It's just that...my whole life I've been trained to...nothing. I gotta go.
Maddie: Loki—wait.
Strange: And where are you going?
Loki: Nuhh...nowhere.
Strange: That's what you think!
Loki: Who was that?
Maddie: Uh...friend of the family.
Strange: Come on! You follow old Strange; he knows the way!
Loki: The way where?
Strange: You follow—you'll see! Hurry now!
Maddie: Loki, c'mon!
Loki: Where is he taking us?
Strange: To a special place in your heart called Upendi! There's a place where the crazy moon makes the snow elfs sing and the wood elf's swoon. And the sultry scent of the lotus bloom. Will carry you away. Where the fire giants swing from the jungle vines. And the Hulks rumba in a conga line. All the pink elfs are intertwined. As the stars come out to play. In Upendi. Where the passion fruit grows sweet. And it's so divine that you lose your mind. As it sweeps you off your feet. In Upendi. Without a worry or a care. It just takes two to make it true. Your heart will lead you there.
Maddie: Where is it?
Strange: No place you don't take with you...you better watch your step 'cause the path is steep. Better hold your breath 'cause the water's deep. It's a long way down over Lover's Leap. But falling's half the fun! In Upendi. Where the passion fruit grows sweet. And it's so divine that you lose your mind. As it sweeps you off your feet. In Upendi. Without a worry or a care. It just takes two to make it true. Your heart will take you there. You can beat the bush like there's no tomorrow. From Midguard to Muspelheim. But you'll find Upendi wherever you are, oh, underneath the stars.
Maddie: Upendi—it means "love", doesn't it?
Strange: Welcome to Upendi!
Strange and Chorus: In Upendi. Where the passion fruit grows sweet. And it's so divine that you lose your mind. As it sweeps you off your feet.
Strange and Maddie: In Upendi. Without a worry or a care. It just takes two to make it true. Your heart will take you there.
Maddie: Upendi!
Strange, Maddie, and Chorus: Down in Upendi, way down in Upendi. Down in Upendi, way down in Upendi. Down in Upendi, way down in Upendi...
Loki: Good night...
Maddie: Good night.
Thor: It's...kinda cold tonight, huh? Come on.
Elsa: Get him! What are you waiting for? Loki, get him!
Fárbuti: You're sure?
Elsa: Affirmative. I saw it with my own eyes.
Fárbuti: Loki cannot betray us!
Loki: Okay—I have to tell her today. Oh...where do I start? "Maddie...Fárbuti had a plot—and I was part of it. But I don't wanna be, because—it's because I love you." Oh, she'll never believe me. But I gotta try. Maddie...I need to talk to you.
Thor: Maddie...I don't want you talking to him. I want to talk to him. Laufey couldn't let go of his hate...and in the end, it destroyed him.
Loki: I've...never heard the story of Laufey that way. He truly was a killer.
Thor: Fire is a killer. Sometimes, what's left behind can grow better than the generation before...if given the chance.
Loki: No...oh, no...no...
Fárbuti: Why, Thor...
Thor: Fárbuti.
Fárbuti: What are you doing out here and—so alone? Well done, Loki...just like we always planned.
Thor: You.
Loki: No! I didn't have anything to do with this!
Fárbuti: Attack!
Loki: No!
Fárbuti: Yes! We've got him! Remember your training! As a unit!
Loki: Thor!
Fárbuti: Get him! Loki! Get him! Do it now!
Varian: I'll do it—for you, Mother! Mother—are you watching? I'm doing it for you...and I'm doing it for me! This is my moment of glory!
Fárbuti: Varian...
Varian: I'm sorry, Mother...I tried...
Fárbuti: Ssshh.
Elsa: Varian...
Maddie: Father...father! Hemdall, get help!
Hemdall: Oh yes! Help...at once! Of course!
Maddie: Father...?
Tony: Thor! Talk to me! What happened?
Thor: Loki...ambush...
Maddie: No...
Tony: It's all right, buddy...we're here for you.
Fárbuti: Laufey...watch over my poor Varian. You!
Loki: Eeaugh!
Fárbuti: What have you done?
Loki: I-I-I didn't mean to...it-it-it wasn't my fault, I... I did nothing!
Fárbuti: Exactly! And in doing so, you betrayed your realm...betrayed Laufey!
Loki: I want nothing more to do with him!
Fárbuti: You cannot escape it! Varian is dead because of you!
Loki: No.
Fárbuti: You killed your own brother!
Loki: No!
Fárbuti: Let him go. Thor has hurt me for the last time...now he's corrupted Loki! Listen to me...Thor is injured and weak. Now is the time to attack! We will take his entire realm...by force!
Maddie: Daddy...it can't be true.
Snow Elf: It's Loki. What's he doing here?
Wood Elf: That's Loki.
Random Asgardians: Look at that scar...I can't believe he's here. That's Loki?
Maddie: Loki!
Random Asgardians: I never trusted him...it's the Frost Giant...it's that little troublemaker...
Tony: Why I oughtta...let me at 'im! Let me at 'im! Here; hold me back!
Clint: Okay!
Tony: Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im!
Clint: Okay!
Tony: I think you're missing the basic point here.
Clint: Uh...
Random Asgardians: What's he doing here? ...He doesn't belong here...look at that scar on his face...he looks just like Laufey...
Thor: Why have you come back?
Loki: Thor...I had nothing to do with—.
Thor: You don't belong here.
Loki: Please...I ask your forgiveness.
Maddie: Daddy, please...listen to him!
Thor: Silence! When you first came here, you asked for judgment...
Random Asgardians: Give him what he deserves!
Thor: ...And I pass it now.
Random Asgardians: Kick him out! That's right! Judgment day is here!
Thor: EXILE!
Maddie: No!
Random Asgardians: Exile him! Exile! Exile!
Maddie: No! ...Loki!
Asgardians: Deception... Disgrace...evil as plain as the scar on his face.
Avengers: Deception. (An outrage!)
Wood Elf: Disgrace. (For shame!)
Snow Elf: He asked for trouble the moment he came.
Asgardians: He can't change his soul!
Avengers: Deception. (An outrage!)
Wood Elf: Disgrace. For shame!
All Asgardians: You know these Frost Giant types! Evil as plain as the scar on his face! See you later, agitator! Just leave us alone!
Avengers: Deception. (An outrage!)
Wood Elf: Disgrace. (For shame!)
Asgardians: Traitor, go back with your own!
Snow Elf: He asked for trouble the moment he came.
Asgardians: See you later, agitator!
Chorus: Born in greed. Raised in hate. Helpless to defy his fate. Let him run. Let him live. But do not forget. What we cannot forgive. And he is not one of us. He has never been one of us. He is not part of us. Not our kind. Someone once lied to us. Now we're not so blind. For we knew he would do what he's done. And we know that he'll never be one of us.
Asgardian: He is not one of us...
Snow Elf: Deception.
Wood Elf: Disgrace.
Snow Elf: Deception.
Wood Elf: Disgrace.
Snow Elf: Deception...
Strange: Oohh...
Maddie: Father...please reconsider!
Thor: You will not go anywhere without an escort from now on.
Maddie: No! That's not—.
Thor: He used you to get to me!
Maddie: No! He loves me...for me!
Thor: Because you are my daughter! You will not leave the Asgardian palace. You will stay where I can keep an eye on you...away from him.
Maddie: You don't know him!
Thor: I know he's following in Laufey's footsteps...and I must follow my father's.
Maddie: YOU WILL NEVER BE ODIN! Loki? Loki...Loki...in a perfect realm. One we've never known. We would never need to face the realms alone. They can have the realms. We'll create our own. I may not be brave or strong or smart. But somewhere in my secret heart. I know. Love will find a way. Anywhere I go I'm home. If you are there beside me. Like dark turning into day. Somehow we'll come through. Now that I've found you. Love will find a way.
Loki: I was so afraid. Now I realize. Love is never wrong. And so it never dies. There's a perfect realm. Shining in your eyes.
Loki and Maddie: And if only they could feel it too. The happiness I feel with you. They'd know. Love will find a way. Anywhere we go. We're home. If we are there together. Like dark turning into day. Somehow we'll come through. Now that I've found you. Love will find a way. I know love will find a way.
Narrator: Loki and Maddie kiss, confirming their love.
Loki: Hey, look...we are one.
Maddie: What?
Loki: Let's get outta here. We'll run away together! And start a realm...all our own.
Maddie: Loki...we have to go back.
Loki: You're kidding. But we're finally together!
Maddie: Our place is with our realm. If we run away, they'll be divided forever.
Tony: I can't believe we lost her again. This is the eighth thousandth time!
Clint: Ooh!
Tony: I thought you were gonna watch her!
Clint: Me? You were gonna watch her!
Tony: I thought you were gonna watch her!
Clint: No, you were gonna watch her!
Tony: You were gonna watch her!
Clint: Aah, watch this!
Tony: Oww! Take that, you creepy archer! Say it! Say it!
Clint: Fat! Fat! Fatty fat fat!
Thor: What are you doing?
Tony: Good question! Now let me ask one.
Clint: Elf-theically...
Tony: Very hypo-thetical, there's this guy...
Clint: But he's not a Asgardian...
Tony: No! No, he's not a Asgardian...yeesh. Definitely not a Asgardian. And, uh...uh...his daughter, um, say...vanished.
Thor: Maddie is gone?
Hemdall: Sire! The Frost Giants are on the attack...heading this way! It's war!
Thor: Hemdall! Find Maddie! We'll assemble the warriors. Move! Now!
Tony and Clint: Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Fárbuti: It's over, Thor! I have dreamed of nothing else for years!
Tony: Boy...does she need a hobby.
Thor: Last chance, Fárbuti; Go home.
Fárbuti: I am home! Attack! Go for the eyes! Break his jaw! Hit him low! Get them! Do what you must!
Clint: What do we do? What do we do?
Tony: There's only one thing we can do, Clint: "When the going gets tough, the tough get going." That's our motto!
Clint: I thought our motto was "Hakuna Matata"!
Tony: Clint, stop living in the past! We need a new motto! Like I said: Let's get going!
Elsa: Where's your pretty daughter, Sif?
Sif: Elsa!
Tony: Don't anybody move! This thing's loaded. I'll let you have it! Yeah! Yeah...talk about your winds of war!
Fárbuti: Thor...you're mine!
Thor: Maddie?
Fárbuti: Loki! ...Move!
Thor: Stand aside.
Maddie: Daddy, this has to stop.
Fárbuti: You're even weaker than I thought. Get out of the way!
Loki: You'll never hurt Maddie...or Thor. Not while I'm here.
Thor: Stay out of this!
Maddie: A wise King once told me, "We are one." I didn't understand what he meant...now I do.
Thor: But...they...
Maddie: Them...us. Look at them...they are us. What differences do you see?
Fárbuti: Elsa...now!
Elsa: No, mother! Maddie's right. Enough.
Fárbuti: If you will not fight...then you will die as well. Wh-wha...where are you going? Get back here!
Thor: Let it go, Fárbuti. It's time to put the past behind us.
Fárbuti: I'll never let it go! This is for you, Laufey!
Thor: Maddie!
Loki: Maddie!
Sif: Hold on, Maddie! Thor! Thor—the river!
Maddie: Fárbuti! Give me your hand!
Fárbuti: Ahh..ahhh...
Maddie: Fárbuti, come on...I'll help you...
Narrator: Fárbuti falls into the river and dies.
Thor: Maddie...
Maddie: Daddy...I tried...
Sif: Maddie...oh.
Clint: Wow...that was really brave!
Tony: Yeee-haaa!
Maddie: Loki...
Loki: Oh, Maddie.
Thor: Loki...I was wrong. You belong here. Let's go home...all of us.
Clint: I love moments like this.
Tony: Yeah...
Tony and Clint: ...Love. Not like...love!
Narrator: Maddie and Loki are now married and will one day become the next King and Queen of Asgard.
Odin: Well done, my son. We are one.
Narrator: The end!