RANDOM MESS

By kkavehhs

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This was my first book orginally written for bts But now i changed this book as a place where i write down a... More

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What if BTS were Youtuber?
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What if BTS were youtubers
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What if BTS were on Wattpad
Just a lil bts chat (multi edition)
Yg+Sm+Jyp+Kq ft.other companies
a nct chat i got out of a roleplay-

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Namtiddies posted an announcement :
BTCHES HERE IS A POLE FOR SKZ's Ships for my new books

Chanlix or Changlix

Minsung or Hyunsung

Seungjin or hyunin or Seungin

wait WE CAN HVE A THREESOME OF SEUNGHYUNIN
*inserts lenny face* omfg all those who want a threesome of SEUNGHYUNIN comment a "✨" emoji

**Reply thread**

SoftieHobi : Chanlix , minsung and ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

KittenSugar : ^^

DaddyJimin : ^^^

AyyWang : ^^^^

JungKookie : ^^^^^

SpilltheTae : ^^^^^^

EatJinnie : ^^^^^^^

YadoMonaLisa : ^^^^^^^^

Foodsè : ^^^^^^^^^

JisooYa : ^^^^^^^^^^ (Lmao)

Jendukie : Changlix , minsung and hyunin (frick u all😌)

BabieGyeomie : @Jendukie DAMN GHORL WHAT THE FUCKLE

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JungKookie posted a message on YadoMonaLisa 's message board

JungKookie
Ayyyyy btch
a fam told me u like rosè *inserts lenny face*
That fam also told me U LoVe cHaeYoUnG fRoM bOTtOm oF uR hEarTeU
"oMg mY hEartEu" - the fam said

so Banglady has a crush and she didnt even tell her bestfriend
i am offended

replies

YadoMonaLisa : @JungKookie Coconut head who tf said i am UR BESTFRIEND
and WHICH ONE OF THE BTCH TOLD U THAT I LIKE CHAE 

WAIT "HEARTEU"  OMFG HOSEOK , GAWD THIS BTCH
I SHOULD NT HAVE TOLD HIM
@SoftieHobi RIGHT NOW HERE

SoftieHobi : @YadoMonaLisa omg tf i did? I SWEAR ON FELIX'S EGG THAT I DIDNT TELL HIM ANYTHING aBT U HVING A HUGE FAT CRUSH ON THE GIRL WHO LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE JIMIN..?

YadoMonaLisa : @SoftieHobi yes btch , the girl who looks like  jimin 
WHY THE FRICK U GOTTA TELL HIM THAT I LIKE CHAE

SoftieHobi : @YadoMonaLisa fuck u all i am leaving

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JungKookie posted an announcement :
So , Banglady has a crush......AND THAT CRUSH IS NONE OTHER CHAEYOUNG OMGLMAOOOO

Replies

ChaeChae : @JungKookie BTCH THAT'S ROSÈ , I WAS SO CONFUSED AND SHOCKED FOR A WHOLE DAMN SECOND LIKE BTCH LISA HAS A CRUSH ON ME

Foodsè : @JungKookie Lisa has a crush on me...? OMFG REALLY???!?!!

LisKookie : BTCH STOP LYING I KNOW U LIKE HER
OR I HATE U ALL and @Foodsè go and die 

JungKookie : @LisKookie how dare u asked my friend's sister to DIE? BTCH I AM REPORTING U
ROSÈ IS LIKE OUR SISTER AND HOW CAN U EVEN ASK HER TO DIE

DaddyJimin : @LisKookie DID U JUST ASK MY SISTER TO DIE? MY SISTER? HUH? REALLY? MY SISTER IS THE BESTEST HOE IN THE WORLD
I MAY NOT LIKE HER BUT YOU HVE NO RIGHTS TO ASK HER TO DIE
SHE IS MY STEPSIS BUT AFTERALL SHE IS MY SISTER
you got no rights
so stfu and fuck off

Foodsè : @DaddyJimin Minnie , i am soft , stop
You are bestest whore in this world
i may show i dont like u but you are the best brother
*cries*

JungKookie : @Foodsè @DaddyJimin which K-drama is this , pls i wanna watch it

Foodsè : @JungKookie r u gonna SHUT UP? :)

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KittenSugar is private messaging SoftieHobi

KittenSugar

SoftieHobi

Heyy babyboy

please dont call me that

Thats rude

lol do i look i care?
no
lmao

why r u being salty..?

ah idk nanmolla boi

U hve changed so much

I hvent :)

But u hve -
nevermind

How can i help you tho

Oh - i messaged u coz we hvent talked in a while

I was busy with lots of work
i didnt get time to text or call ya

It must be tiring

a lil bit hehe

How are you btw

I'm fine , u?

I am good too ig

Yoongi

yes?

U and minie are married , right?

Yes ,since 2 years lmao

Dont u both feel jealous or angry when one of u flirt with someone else...?

I do 
VERY.
that whore is always out flirting with jungkook
and i cant help otherthan feeling jealous hehe

but doesnt jimin feel bad when u keep calling me ur "baby"?

No? coz he also keeps calling u his babyboy and i am shocked that i dont feel jealous when he do so
o-O

i gtg
will catch up later

oh
bye
take care
keep drinking water and stay hydrated
wear mask and pls sanitize ur hands coz its corona time

lmao ok
but same for u too

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SoftieHobi is private messaging EatJinnie

EatJinnie

SoftieHobi

Hey , why are ur plans SO DUMB?

omg what?
#AreUOkay?

No i am not
our plan was "You hve to talk to yoongi as in u are not interested in him and act very mean and salty and blablablabBLABLA"

that's an amazing plan

was* BITCH

WAhT?

I think i hurt Gi 〒_〒

Gi? Yoongi? Awww seok thats so cutesjjssjsj
u hurt him? THEN FUCK GO SAY SORRY TO HIM

why is he even acting so cute to me
Why is he even caring for me?

babe thats so simple
coz that btch loves u
he is #whipped
✨w h i p p e d✨

I am so done with u

i am older
respect me

ok grandpa

OmG gRandPa yOoNgI?

FRICK U I AM DONE

I aM gOoD i aM dOOOnE

i an pretty sure thats jungkook's line

yeah
engLisheu
engLishEu tiMeU
diRtY waTerU mY faCeU
jImIn u GAwT nO JamSeu

OMG STOP CLOWNING ME AND JOON

✨Aha i dont care✨

did u just USED AN EMOJI

omg babe r u dumb?
we can use "☺✨❤" these emojis

wait
CAN WE STAY ON THE TOPIC?

oh yeah
Yoongi
BTCH WHY R U EVEB GIVING URSELF SO DAMN PAIN
LIKE
JUST FUCKING GO AND TEXT HIM THAT U LIKE HIM
COZ
I KNOW U R VERY SHYSHYSHY SO JUST TEXT HIM BROOOOOOOO

ChEeR uP bAbY
cHeEr uP babYy

omfg shut the frick up

Why r we still here?

Just to suffer? 😩

😩😩😩😩😩
wait WE HVE INSTAS
WE CAN CHAT OVER THERE

i mean , u aint wrong -
we can even make gc

I mean
yes - 😳

i will make a gc but not now coz its 3 in the night and i need to take my ✨BEAUTY SLEEP✨
bye
gn

bye gn bro

a/n
lol maybe the next chapter would be the yt one or insta or both
maybe double update next time fellas
no ones reading it but anyways lol

this chapter was not that good
so i will try making it more funny
i am not funny
(i am not scary - Kim Jisoo)
sorry for this lame chapter
Btw HYUNJIN IS SO FRICKIN HOT😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Pretty savage and Love to hate me are MY FAVS SONGS OF THE ALBUM AND BLACKPINK.
S A V A G E PRETTY PRETTY SAVAGE
love-l-l-love l-l-love love to hate meee
Jisoo's english is just *chef kiss*
it took me a whole damn day to get love to hate me is in englishsksjsjjsjsjs
i am so dumb 
there were typos and all
please do tell me where is my g r a m m a r wrong
lol lobe chu all

Shine~

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