Aru Shah Oneshots, Part Two✔️

By Geeky_Bibliophile

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Aru Shah oneshots made by @hafsihalwa and me. There's a part 3! More

You're All Horrible
Be Careful With My Plants, Missy
i don't like titles
I Disown You
Save Me
Joke's On You
Chocolate Milk
Nikki Is a Wounded Soldier
How Much Would You Miss Me?
WILDCATS
The Light of Day
Yes, I Do
I Dislike Everyone in This Room
Did You Just Call Me Satan?
The Brakes, Aru
What's Wrong With My Last Name?
Well I Can
My Life Isn't a Joke
Those are Some Mighty Brave Words
You Nearly Ran Someone Over
It's Not My Mom I'm Scared Of
That's Where the Blood Is Supposed to Be
Wood You Stop Talking to Yourself?
We'll Decide in the Car
Do You Want the Tea or Not?
She's Not Allowed to Accept Dares
What if You Don't
What Was the Question Again?
Kill All of Them
WAKE UP, THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
I Stole a Duck From the Park
Incredible Violence
I Just Wanted to Join In
It's Like We Finish Each Other's-
Heart Shaped Confetti, You Say?
Because She's Life
I Haven't Even Started Yet
Wait, No
Hasn't She Been Through Enough Already
Time Is Just a Construct
MULANNNNN
Did You Write Your Own Questions?
I'm Cleaning the Kitchen and She's Dying
Aiden Has a Concussion
*DEMONIC SCREECHING*
Why are Your Eyes Always Closed?
Just LISTEN
AND... Death
I Forgot the Bread
Now I'm Her Bestest Friend in the World
No, I Want to See Who Wins This
I Want 20
I Have Been Awake For 16 Hours
The Only Bags I Own are the Ones Under My Eyes
Eat It
Aru Eats Candy Off the Floor
titles. I. hate. titles.
what's a title
My Cremation Would Be Epic
Hand Me That Duck Tape
Which Country Has the Most Birds?
She's Afraid of Santa Claus
My Head Hurts
I Hate When That Happens
I've Got a Few Knives Up My Sleeves
Let the Thomas Sanders Vines Fix Everything
The Devil's Competition
I'm Just Short
Is Mini Okay??
Where Is She?
*Visible Confusion*
I Made It Myself
Why Is Aiden Sulking in a Corner?
Water Is... (I'll let u read and figure out)
Aiden Needs a Happy Meal
I Could Use Some Words of Encouragement
You Are a Dead Fish
He Traces Everything Back to Us
We Attack On the Count of Three
I'm Getting You Three Therapy
I Just Beat Level 638
Hang the Postal Service
The Floor Is Lava
You're So Embarrassing Sometimes
Bambi Isn't Even Real
Would You Like a Knife?
Monday
The Crocs Are Not the Issue
Pain
Call an Exorcist
You Can Always Serve as a Bad Example
Reality
*Lying Facedown On the Floor*
I Just Didn't Want to Hurt Your Feelings
No, That's It (the author is done guys)
That's So Embarrassing (u guys thought)
im never using an emoji in a oneshot again
I'm About to Sacrifice You
We're Out of Cereal Water
Partners in Crime?
ya im done with titles
Maybe I Feel Stabby
So... Fun?
Perfection
Followed By a Question Mark
Don't Tell Me What to Do
Yes.
The 9 Button Isn't Working
my fingers hurt and i have no idea for a title
Buy My Silence
Please Don't Kill Me
An Imagination or a Childhood?
Aru Went to Therapy Today
Isn't It?!
Aru Is Not Okay and Never Has Been
I Should Break Every Bone in My Body
There Is Nothing Ordinary About You
*Silent Anger*
It Was Ten Minutes Ago
Rawr!
You Sound So Hopeful
Everyone's Flaws
I Think You Just...
It Fits My Aesthetic
You Wouldn't Want to Cross Him
I Know You're Not Dead
You're Doing a Great Job
What's a Hug?
I Want People to be Afraid
I'm at a Loss for Words
So Who's the Target?
Oh, No
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Acharyas Are Made of Kittens
WAIT A SECOND
It's Pink and Extremely Fluffy
Why Were You Under the Tree
But I Was Quick
Sleep Makes Me So Angry
Her Name Is Fluffy
That Was Rudy Screaming
Let Me Have My Morning Coffee
Who's Hitler?
THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS
Please Murder Me (message from the authors)
What. Did. You. Do.
I'm Gonna Put That On Your Tombstone
Mauling and Gutting a Pumpkin
*claps anxiously*
I Love Me, Too
What Kind of Tea Is This?
Maybe You Should Breathe Less Air
Do Blind People See Their Dreams?
Just to Be Sure
I've Been Trailing Myself For the Past Three Days
I Pick All of Them
You're Forgetting Die
What Is Wrong With Both of You?
I Suck.
Good Thing Time Is an Illusion
*Crunches Cheerios Aggressively*
How Do You Set Your Phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
I Feel Like I'm Being Threatened By a Cupcake
Off the Top of My Head...
The First Step Towards Disappointment
What's Wrong With My Air?!
GENIUS
You Could Just Say Thank You, You Know
How Do I Best Get Revenge
...That We Do Not Engage In
He's Not the Boss of You
So Can a Dedicated Duck
Oh Aiden.....
What's it Like Getting 8 Hours of Sleep Every Night?
I Just Really Didn't Want to Come
I Thought You Said to Have Fun?
It Really Makes This Awkward
A Quick Summary of Aru Shah
How Can I Help?
What About Milk?
I'll Escape
Romantically or Platonically
Can I be Frank With You Guys?
AHHHHHHHHH
BEHOLD: the format is back, hopefully for the last time
And the Conversation Is Back On Milk
Don't Disobey Me
Hello, Drama
Red
What Happens After We Die?
She Slapped You in the Face
Luther Martin King
What Does "Fine" Mean?
You Always Manage to Screw it All Up
What Kind of Escape Room Costs $2,500?
But You Hate Running
Why's Brynne Chasing That Chicken?
Aru's Head Is a Weird Place
ACHARYA, YOU IDIOT

BEHOLD: the different formatting that will not appear again

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By Geeky_Bibliophile

Different formatting, this is more like a headcannon.

Aru DEFINITELY is the type to say "OoooOOoooo yOu wAnNa kiSs mE sO bAdDd:" during arguments, especially with Aiden

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