Peter
I'm so booorrreeeddd
???
What happened to "stranger danger?"
Peter
school + boredom + nobody else to text
I hope you can solve that equation
If not, I honestly have nothing to say...
???
Shouldn't you be in school anyways kid?
Peter
How do you know that I am in school?
???
Well I know for sure now
Just a lucky guess
Peter
:(
Stalker
???
I am not stalking you
Peter
...
Suuure
???
Shouldn't you be not texting right now
And focusing on school
Peter
Shouldn't you be not texting right now
And focusing on work. ( ͠° ͜ʖ °)
???
...
...
You got me there
Peter
Ha!
Then what are you doing?
???
In a meeting
But it's boring
And I can just get the notes afterwards
Peter
Isn't everyone noticing you texting?
???
Probably kid
But I can really do what I want in this meeting
Besides, I'm actually tired for once
boring meeting + tired = ugh
Peter
For once?
When was the last time you slept?
???
Hmm...
Like 3 days ago
Peter
3 days?!
???
That sounds about right
Peter
(ʘᗝʘ)
...
I got it!
???
Got what?
Peter
Your name
???
My name?
Peter
Yes
I, sir no-name, now dub you
DruMrolL PleaSe...
Mr. Insomniac!
Imma gonna assume your a Mr.
Mr. Insomniac
What?
That's an awful name
And yes, I'm a Mr.
Peter
And for the record, I'm a teenage male (you already know the teenage part anyways)
Too bad
You're stuck with it :)
Mr. Insomniac
>:(
Fine...
Then I, Mr. Insomniac, get to dub thee...
My Kid
Peter
Really?
I am touched
While at the same time disappointed that you couldn't come up with a more unique name
Mr. Insomniac
Too bad Kid
I've already been calling you my kid anyways
Might as well make it official
Peter
I'm touched
Truly :,)
So now I have 2 family members!!
Mr. Insomniac
Just two?
Are you including me in this?
Peter
Yes I am
My parents died when I was young :(
But I am able to live with my Aunt! :)
So positives in everything right?
Mr. Insomniac
You are just the most innocent kid ever...
What class are you in anyways Kid?
Peter
BC Calc
Mr. Insomniac
Really?!
That's a college level math class!
Peter
Yes...?
Mr. Insomniac
And your texting during it?
Peter
I already know all this stuff
Mr. Insomniac
That's insane
Peter
Thanks I guess
Mr. Insomniac
So what are you then, a senior?
Peter
Nope, sophomore
Hey wait!
You already know too much about me
Now you need to tell me your age
Mr. Insomniac
I'm 46
Peter
Wow, your old
Mr. Insomniac
No I'm not!
Peter
Yes you are
Mr. Insomniac
No I'm
You know what?
I give up arguing with you
You're to pure to argue with
Peter
:)
A/N: Heyo all! I hope you've liked this story so far. Thanks for taking the time to read it! I really appreciate it!
So originally I was going to publish the last chapter and this chapter together, but as I started writing them, they became way longer than I was expecting them to be. So I split them up.
Anywho,
Thanks ya'll! Have a good life!