marvel | incorrect quotes

By darlingbelova

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just funny quotes i found while on pinterest so enjoy lowercase intended i do not own any of these incorrect... More

*screams*
coffee
A S S A U L T
68 | a spider has no bones
ambulance
you better watch out
family sized bag of chips
talk? yea he did
language!
shampoo
$20
killers
stop screaming
big mood
young peter
writing
happy
fears
chips
asgard
queen + king
tea
ooh!
#1 victory royale
near death experience
parker-stark
peter + caffeine = what the fuck
captain america: civil war
bold of you to assume
iron man
facts
annoying noises
cap
i don't know who to feel sorry for
i found it
damn, sis!
*throws can into crowd*
sleep (or lack there of)
iced americano
excuse me-
love you too
she has you
the excorsist
peter: so like... where should i put it?
uno reverse
memes
capri sun
tELL ME WHY
mjolnir
that's hot
permission
three
winter formal
desperate meassures
love
billie eilish
caterpillar
dumbass disease
check
avengers meeting in wakanda
thicc
fake ID
thoughtful person
son
dreams
emotional jumper cables
recklessness
captain
scene
making out
dating?
who's steve?
affection
snack
OOOOOOOOO
nice
kisser
sleep
guns
murder
:(
no
LMAOOO
mjolnir
i love you
good in bed?
kneed me
suffer
lightly stabbed
i'm with you 'till the end of the...
*scowls*
asshole
died
finally
who hurt you?
orphan jokes
bisexual
$19.44
carry on
wakanda
roosters
no shit
shotgun
jacket

school assignment

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tony: what are all of you'd ping here?

peter: *taking pictures* it's a school assignment

mj: *typing on computer* we have to monitor a species native to the area. then write a report on it's survival habits

ned: *looking through binoculars* so we decided that the tower would give us the best view of our subjects

tony: guys, what creatures could you possibly be studying here?

mj: dumbass, major muscle, superheroes

peter: it's really quite interesting. the pictures i've gotten... they're something else

ned: so far we've seen bucky accidentally rip the door of the hinges, thor accuse five different green objects of being loki, clint falling out of an air vent for the fifth time in a row, sam trying to put hello kitty magnets on bucky's arm, and steve muttering 'god just kill me now' for ten minutes straight

peter: and it's allllllll been photographed

mj: *typing* no signs of intelligence in male species

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